Congy
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| 20 Nov 2012 09:15 PM |
Question: "If there was a maze with with a million dollars in the center who do you think would win: the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, a smart UTSA student or dumb UTSA student?"
Answer: "The dumb UTSA student, the rest don't exist." |
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123yonnd
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| 20 Nov 2012 09:15 PM |
| You can make that joke for a lot of schools. |
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Congy
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| 20 Nov 2012 09:16 PM |
Question: "Why do UTSA grads put their diplomas on the dash of their car?"
Answer: "So they can qualify for handicapped parking." |
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| 20 Nov 2012 09:16 PM |
Question: "If there was a maze with with a million dollars in the center who do you think would win: the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, a smart osu student or dumb osu student?" Answer: "The dumb osu student, the rest don't exist."
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Congy
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| 20 Nov 2012 09:17 PM |
OSU implying which OSU
there's three |
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Congy
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| 20 Nov 2012 09:20 PM |
The other day at the gas station, a Bobcat approached a man and said, "I'll bet you're from UTSA." "Why yes, I am" answered the Roadrunner grad. "How could you tell? Was it my good looks, my debonair charm, or my trendy taste in clothing?" "None of those things," replied the Bobcat. "I saw the UTSA class ring as you were picking your nose." |
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