etboy2
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| 20 Nov 2012 01:18 PM |
I walk up to the front door, primed and ready for the glorious week!
"Hello there, chap? Would your kind self be courteous enough to allow me entrance into your fine establishment? I have my invitational slip in my hand here!" I state, putting on a posh accent. |
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| 20 Nov 2012 01:25 PM |
"Why thankyou, kind sir! I will see you inside, chap!"
I step inside the wide entrance. "Ah, a lovely design. Splinters really add to the effect! Good show, chap!" I look around. "Erm, chap, you need to create the scene. Right now all my eyes can see is a great big black void, by George! We need some spiffing scenery here! Chip chop!" |
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| 20 Nov 2012 01:32 PM |
| "Ah, spiffing my friend! I think a good game of Golf is in order! Stretch my arms and legs for better games. What a glorious display of power and wealth, my good friend!" I pick up an entire golf course and throw it into more of the void. |
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| 20 Nov 2012 01:52 PM |
"Jolly good morning mate. How are you on this fine day?" I say as I hand him my slip and sit down in a chair near a gas lamp. |
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| 20 Nov 2012 01:58 PM |
I poke the table and soon find that I am now dead.
"o thats y we cant touch it" |
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| 20 Nov 2012 02:01 PM |
I go through the quite baffling entrance and find the sledgehammer sitting nearby. I throw it and it displays to me the insides of an untouchable table. "Whoops!"
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| 20 Nov 2012 02:01 PM |
| "Ah, jolly good shot fellow! I don't think my old bones will be able to match your superior talent! I concede. Let us play for entertainment, however!" |
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| 20 Nov 2012 02:03 PM |
| I walk through a door and find myself playing golf with some jolly chaps. One, I believe, could be the owner of this mansion, and he displays his magnificent putting. |
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| 20 Nov 2012 02:05 PM |
He eats a tuna. I start to feel hungry. SUddenly, my old-movie instinct gets to me. "Hey shuga-buggah, wanna toddle to the rest-ar-aunt down the side of the road and grab a sconn and a cup of coffee?" |
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| 20 Nov 2012 02:24 PM |
"Ah, SPIFFING!" I take out a cup of tea, in a priceless china cup, a teapot, and a serving disk, with some Chocolate Biscuits! "Who's for tea and biscuits?" I say, hoping, in my well-mannered way, no delinquents will ruin this spiffing time! By George, that would be a disaster! |
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| 20 Nov 2012 02:50 PM |
| "Oh no, the horror! A TEA-SCONE! Please, dear sir, throw away the scorn of nature! Have a tea and biscuit!" I hand out delicious biscuits and cups of tea. |
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| 21 Nov 2012 04:09 AM |
I take a rich "T" and dunk it into my own, personal cup of cocoa.
".... I have the wrong 'T', don't I?" |
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