Pwnszor
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| 19 Nov 2012 10:04 PM |
Can someone say something funny?
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| 19 Nov 2012 10:05 PM |
| I can cheer you up. Come to my house or get in my van. |
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toonlinx
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Pwnszor
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| 19 Nov 2012 10:07 PM |
| WELL THEN JUST DIE. WOULD THAT MAKE YOU LAUGH? |
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Pwnszor
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| 19 Nov 2012 10:09 PM |
If McDonalds made OTer toys, the first complaint would be:
"MOMMY, PETRIKOV WON'T FIT IN THE BAG!"
~Your stupidity burns with a flame that cannot be extinguished~ |
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| 19 Nov 2012 10:34 PM |
I accidently broke my G string while fingering A minor. Playing guitar is hard. ( ._.) Was that good enough LOL |
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zgirl341
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| 19 Nov 2012 10:38 PM |
@betchygirl Help! I'm trapped in a ______ and I can't get out! Do you need Life Alert? |
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| 19 Nov 2012 10:42 PM |
| Do you like little Johnny jokes? lol xD |
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| 19 Nov 2012 10:50 PM |
One time, I was holding my rabbit. And he pooped on my shoulder. |
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Pwnszor
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| 19 Nov 2012 10:59 PM |
You're driving a bus and you pick up 2 kids.
At the next stop, 4 kids get on and 1 gets off.
The next stop 6 kids get on and 3 get off.
The next stop, 1 kid gets on and no one gets off.
Here's the riddle:
What's the bus drivers name? |
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| 19 Nov 2012 11:06 PM |
| That was a tough one, right? |
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| 19 Nov 2012 11:11 PM |
Last one.
You can't see me in life, but you can see me in cartoons.
What am I?
Thats my last one, I have to go to bed now >.< Hopefully I made you laugh or smile :D |
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| 19 Nov 2012 11:21 PM |
"You're driving a bus and you pick up 2 kids.
At the next stop, 4 kids get on and 1 gets off.
The next stop 6 kids get on and 3 get off.
The next stop, 1 kid gets on and no one gets off.
Here's the riddle:
What's the bus drivers name?"
The name is your name. |
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| 19 Nov 2012 11:32 PM |
One time my dog pooped it the yard and it looked like how they make Hershey.
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
I'm sorry you're sad :'( |
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JACOB895
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JACOB895
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| 20 Nov 2012 12:04 AM |
| Once JB was riding the epik duck then everyone said hey look its the epik dck |
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| 20 Nov 2012 01:37 AM |
Well played evilclownthingy :3
The answer to the second riddle is "The wind" xD |
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