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| 17 Nov 2012 10:15 PM |
!!WARNING!!: THIS STORY WAS MADE FOR ABSOLUTELY NO GOOD REASON EXCEPT FOR ASHI'S DEATHLY BOREDOM. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
The beginning of the afternoon was priceless. Fights, drama, Shilo stealing Coldpow’s “man” began the whole cat fight. It lasted from the afternoon to the beginning of dinner. People ignored it, because, well, who the hell cares about Shilo? Gokur sat back, watched for about the first 5 minutes, and then began to record it. The other C&Gers had other plans to get ahead on.
Vaktus was sitting on the couch watching “The Thanksgiving Parade in London!” on NBC. He was cursing at the TV for it being Live, because he wanted to see the pretty Thanksgiving floats and the giant turkey. Finished making the cranberry sauce, Robb and FELOO joined Vaktus watching the Thanksgiving parade. Still in the kitchen, Ashi and Ladymoo were making the stuffing. John *was* preparing the turkey, but he was in the bathroom for the last 3 ½ hours. It was probably best people left him alone. Meto and Piede finished the turkey. Pieman was baking the first batch of pumpkin pies.
“SHUT UP STACY MATTHEWS! WHY CAN’T YOU SEE NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR FAMILY?! JUST SHOW ME THE GIANT TURKEY!!” Vaktus rumpled, distracting Ladymoo, making her drop the stuffing on Meto’s leg, still burning hot, fresh from the oven. Meto screamed in pain, cussing and screaming at how women are never allowed to be the head chef. He was acting like that for a couple minutes, but once he applied some lotion, he was back on his feet. Piede gave him a hug, while Ashi and Ladymoo made ANOTHER batch of stuffing.
CT was in the bedroom across the hall from the kitchen, it was told he was catching up on sleep, but Sasuke believed different. “I’m just going to take a look. He still needs to make the potato salad.” Sasuke said, walking into the bedroom. The people in the kitchen and living room heard Sasuke’s usual girly scream, and in this process, the glass pan holding the turkey shattered and the turkey landed on Piede’s feet, glass puncturing his skin and the turkey burning the glass. Ladymoo, again, dropped the stuffing in surprise, but this time, the stuffing landing in Meto hair, burning his scalp. Vaktus now couldn’t hear his program because of all the noise. Forgetting Piede left the oven open and on, the oven burst into flames and set most of the counters on fire. FELOO got on his pet Applejack, galloped out of the house, and wasn’t seen for the rest of the dinner.
“It’ll be alright, Pwad! :(.” Meto said, ignoring the burning stuffing in his hair. “I’m right here.” Sasuke ran out the bedroom without his shirt on, and his pants torn. He yelled “RAA AUTOWIN” and disappeared.
“Finally he’s gone, he’s a pain.” Vade sighed in relief. “But, what are we going to do about dinner? FELOO left, and none of us know how to handle cranberry sauce except him. Not to mention most of the meals are in people’s body or on the floor.”
Two hours later, Ashi just finished treating Piede, Meto, and Ladymoo from the injuries they got. “People make mistakes. Let’s finish the dinner, invite the rest of C&G over, and have an American Thanksgiving!” Ladymoo said, when Ladymoo said this, Vaktus took off his robes, showing an Irish tuxedo and disappeared. “Alright, let’s try this again..”
They all tried again, finally doing it successfully. Pieman finished 14 batches of pumpkin pie, sure it would be enough for the C&G community. When the rest of C&G got there, they actually had a pretty good time. Around midnight, everyone left the house, and CT finally came from the bedroom and ate the rest of the dinner, then went back to the bedroom. Vaktus came back drunk because he’s Irish.
Happy Thanksgiving! :)
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zdude3000
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| 17 Nov 2012 10:18 PM |
| NEW YORK TIMES BBY AW YEAH |
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| 17 Nov 2012 10:20 PM |
eventually shilo and coldpow killed themselves
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| 17 Nov 2012 10:21 PM |
| A perfect ending to a perfect story. |
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| 17 Nov 2012 10:22 PM |
| no offence to shilo but coldpows man is too hot for her |
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| 17 Nov 2012 10:22 PM |
| aint nobody got time for this |
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robb12
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| 17 Nov 2012 10:23 PM |
"aint nobody got time for this"
i had time
i was bored and maplestory isnt working
btw, when can we have a pokemon battle? :(
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| 17 Nov 2012 10:25 PM |
"i then retired to my 1 room apartment to watch my memoirs"
ur lucky
i let ur do the the most important job, my favorite thanksgiving food is cranberry sauce
mmmmm
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| 17 Nov 2012 10:26 PM |
| you dont deserve to see my pokemon |
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| 17 Nov 2012 10:26 PM |
why am i not in this, stabbing the couch with my stab-stick :C |
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| 17 Nov 2012 10:27 PM |
"you dont deserve to see my pokemon"
but i dont hate u
ur the one who hates me, i respect u
@cap
i wouldve put in it i havent seen u in a long time, sorry :(
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| 17 Nov 2012 10:28 PM |
god it's because i'm canadian isn't it |
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| 17 Nov 2012 10:28 PM |
sasuke what pokemon do u hav
my team goes:
Charizard Salamence Swampert Aggron Altaria Lapras(or Flygon) |
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| 17 Nov 2012 10:28 PM |
"i respect you"
damn right, girl |
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| 17 Nov 2012 10:28 PM |
"it's because i'm canadian isn't it"
nooo
i srsly havent seen u in a long time :(
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| 17 Nov 2012 10:29 PM |
| ashi's a racist to the master race of canadia |
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| 17 Nov 2012 10:30 PM |
| Psh, you know I'm bringing the baba romovaya cake. Obviously. Sheesh, we always forget the Russians. :( |
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| 17 Nov 2012 10:30 PM |
"ashi's a racist to the master race of canadia"
i'm 1/3 canadian but ok
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| 17 Nov 2012 10:30 PM |
Charizard Salamence Swampert Aggron Altaria Lapras(or Flygon) --------------------------- dragonite charizard gengar electivire dusknoir gyrados |
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| 17 Nov 2012 10:31 PM |
Thanks for the life, Sad right now:[ |
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