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Re: Yo Mamma Battle!!

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Tico56 is not online. Tico56
Joined: 29 Jun 2010
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16 Nov 2012 05:09 PM
First off, before I start with my great yo mama jokes and blow your minds, I want to tell you what I would NOT like you to do!

1. Don't use rude language in your jokes
2. Don't tell people their jokes are stupid
3. Worry about your own jokes

My starting Yo Mama Joke:
"Yo Mama So Stupid She Thought Taco Bell Was A Mexican Phone Company!" :3

BRING IT PEOPLE!
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tubdood22 is not online. tubdood22
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16 Nov 2012 05:09 PM
Yo mamma like mustard SPREADS EASILY!!!

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jonny1367 is not online. jonny1367
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16 Nov 2012 05:09 PM
ur joke is pure crap
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Tico56 is not online. Tico56
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16 Nov 2012 05:09 PM
I WOULD like you to worry about your own jokes srry!
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tubdood22 is not online. tubdood22
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16 Nov 2012 05:10 PM
Yo mama like a race car ...burns for rubbers a night!!!

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xXPolluxCastorXx is not online. xXPolluxCastorXx
Joined: 11 Nov 2012
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16 Nov 2012 05:10 PM
YO MAMA SO FAT
IT TOOK SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 3 YEARS TO RUN AROUND HER

~Get to the back of the bus!
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bambamman11 is not online. bambamman11
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16 Nov 2012 05:10 PM
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Tico56 is not online. Tico56
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16 Nov 2012 05:10 PM
"Yo Mama So Fat When She Stepped On The Scale She Saw Her Phone Number!"
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jonny1367 is not online. jonny1367
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16 Nov 2012 05:10 PM
op's joke is lame
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Tico56 is not online. Tico56
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16 Nov 2012 05:11 PM
"Yo Mama So Ugly When She Farts Dust Comes Out!"
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tehpwner7067 is not online. tehpwner7067
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16 Nov 2012 05:12 PM
Yo mama so fat she has to iron her pants on the highway!
Yo mama so dumb she sold her car for gas money!
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!

~Brought to you by the letter E~
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Tico56 is not online. Tico56
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16 Nov 2012 05:12 PM
"Yo Mama So Stupid She Voted For Obama!" :3
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IiZaWeIrDpErSoN is not online. IiZaWeIrDpErSoN
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16 Nov 2012 05:12 PM
Yo momma so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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Tico56 is not online. Tico56
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16 Nov 2012 05:14 PM
"Yo Momma So Fat When She Stepped In Front Of The TV I missed 100 Commercials and 30 TV shows."
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xXPolluxCastorXx is not online. xXPolluxCastorXx
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16 Nov 2012 05:15 PM
Yo mama so stupid, when Obama asked for change she gave him 2 nickels and a penny

~Get to the back of the bus!
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Tico56 is not online. Tico56
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16 Nov 2012 05:16 PM
"Yo Mama So Fat Whenever She Steps There's An Earthquake."
"Yo Mama So Stupid She Thought Obama Was A Republican."
"Yo Mama So Stupid She Thought Japan's Earthquakes Had Something To Do With The Invasion At Pearl Harbor."
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xXPolluxCastorXx is not online. xXPolluxCastorXx
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16 Nov 2012 05:18 PM
@tico That second one wasn't funny at all, that was actually a realistic fiction statement

~Get to the back of the bus!
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Tico56 is not online. Tico56
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16 Nov 2012 05:18 PM
"Yo Mama So Stupid That She Thought Honey Boo Boo Was Pretty!" :3
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DjStefen is not online. DjStefen
Joined: 10 Jan 2011
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16 Nov 2012 05:19 PM
YO MAMMA SO POOR,
SHE BRANG HER OWN DRINK TO THE BAR.
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Tico56 is not online. Tico56
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16 Nov 2012 05:19 PM
Yeah, well, Obama Ain't the best Person out there.

"If Obama Can Change Biden's Diaper He Can Do Pretty Much Anything."

THAT'S WHY YO MAMA SO STUPID!
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tehpwner7067 is not online. tehpwner7067
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16 Nov 2012 05:20 PM
Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her ten years to live.
Yo mama is so fat that the National Weather Service names each one of her farts.
Yo mama is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "taxi!"
Yo mama is so fat that she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.
Yo mama is so fat that when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.
Yo mama is so fat that when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.
Yo mama is so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back wearing flip flops.
Yo mama is so fat that people jog around her for exercise.
Yo mama is so fat that she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the New World.
Yo mama is so fat that you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through!
Yo mama is so fat that that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean...
Yo mama is so fat that when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
Yo mama is so fat that when she talks to herself, it’s a long distance call.
Yo mama is so fat that the last time she saw 90210, it was on a scale.
Yo mama is so fat that light bends around her.
Yo mama is so fat that I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing!
Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on Wal-Mart, she lowered the prices.
Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on an iphone, it turned into an ipad.
Yo mama is so fat that people jog around her for exercise.
Yo mama is so fat that she gets group insurance.
Yo mama is so fat that she was zoned for commercial development.
Yo mama is so fat that she walked into the Gap and filled it.
Yo mama is so fat that she comes at you from all directions.
Yo mama is so fat that when she climbed onto a diving board at the beach, the lifeguard told your dad "sorry, you can't park here".
Yo mama is so fat that her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

~Brought to you by the letter E~
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DjStefen is not online. DjStefen
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16 Nov 2012 05:21 PM
@tehpwner lol, copypasta frenzy!
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Tico56 is not online. Tico56
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16 Nov 2012 05:21 PM
"Yo Mama So Poor, She Tried To Mug A Homeless Man."

By: Y. O. Mama :P
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tnt91 is not online. tnt91
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16 Nov 2012 05:21 PM
ummm .. ur mom
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16 Nov 2012 05:22 PM
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