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Re: Militaries [My opinions :D] - WARNING! LONG TO READ!
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| 28 Aug 2012 06:57 PM |
United States Armed Forces - Possibly the strongest military known to man (as General Shepherd would say), the US Military is the most hi-tech, advanced military in the world, it got stronger after the victory in the Revolutionary War (DAMN! THEY WON! WE SHOULD INVADE AGAIN!) Anyway, after the war and it's founding date in 1775, they settled and started making territorial areas which was mainly used for military purposes called 'forts'. The US Military has been through a lot of sh!t, such as the Civil War, when they hated each other, through World War 1, their biggest fight, Vietnam where they first lost to present day, where once again, victorious in the Middle East. There is about over 1 million personell (making it the 2nd largest military in the world, so recommend Britain not to invade and take over the US again... The military has five branches, and one of them isn't really a combat branch... YES THE COAST GUARD! But all still important to the country. :P But the Military still stands strong, after getting blow to blow from different countries. So yah... Stay United, allies! Fact: The US have only drew in one war: 1812
British Armed Forces - Another VERY strong military, which started around the 17th Century (Maybe 1605), and have been kicking @rse since the day we were born. It's elite and veteran state makes the Taliban cry to their houses, when they see the Apache appear above them. Even though we lost in the Revolutionary War, we're not gonna have a bunch of 10 year olds say that we're terrible, if we were as big as America, and we had ANOTHER war against each other, it would be possible that Britain would win, due to it's hard discipline, and good training (America has that too, not as good as Britain, but still brilliant). People can say we're a bad military, but they forget, that Britain (YES, THE TINY TINY ISLAND), manage to take over a continent, that's impressive for an Island. So it's good to have US and Britain allies. UNSTOPPABLEISM!
French Armed Forces - These guys were amazing during Napolian's time and the American Rev. War (since they helped the Americans), but were useless during the World Wars. How the heck could you surrender TWICE?! Oh well... The French have around 250,000 personell, so that's 25,000 more than the British. They're apparently famous for surrendering everytime, but they've changed through time, and are just like us. So America can call them "cheese eating surrender monkeys", but remember the country that helped saved you from being taken over by Britain
Bundeswher - The German Armed Forces, to me are unique. Their important role was after World War 1, when the Germans almost took over a continent.. Now as much as we hate the 'you know whats' back in World War 2, the Germans have still have done an amazing job (NO, KILLING JEWS IS NOT AMAZING, YOU MORON!) The Military is supplies by one of the most famous weapons companies in the world. Yep! Heckler & Koch. Always wanted to know what the letters were on guns such as MP40? Well here they are: MP - Machine Pistol [MP40] G - Gewehr = Rifle [Gewehr 43] K - Karabiner = Carbine [K98K] MG? We all know what that is... USP - Universal Self-loading Pistol
Armed Forces of the Russian Federation - They're pretty scary when aggressive, but have a terrible Special Forces, I bet I could ruin Spetsnaz with a NERF Gun. The Russians did a good job in World War 2, now being forced to kill every German on sight from Stanlingrad to Berlin, having to be teared and ripped to pieces by MG42s and Panzers.... Yeah... I don't know if Chuck Norris would do that, but maybe his russian brother, Chuckanov Norris could. Yeah yeah America, they were commies... That's not my problem, because I'm British :D! But whatever...
So yeah, those are my opinions. There's probably gonna be some rude comments, since 3/4 of ROBLOX are 8 year old morons who haven't even done their SATs yet, and think they're correct and all that, but whatever
Thanks for reading, if you even bothered reading this, you lazy bum... |
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| 19 Oct 2012 04:30 PM |
| I'd like to see you try and get killed attempting to kill a Spetsnaz soldier with a Nerf gun. |
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| 25 Oct 2012 12:06 PM |
| I have. A CS Longstrike, and I killed him. |
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| 25 Oct 2012 12:08 PM |
| Too bad America is the worst thing to world peace. |
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materking
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| 13 Nov 2012 11:35 AM |
| This is NOTHING compared to what I have to write in GCSEs. I had to write a 3-page essay about Obama's speech. |
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| 13 Nov 2012 11:37 AM |
| 16 Southern states want to secede from the Union cause Obama got elected, lol. |
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| 13 Nov 2012 11:41 AM |
| lol essays are childs play |
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| 14 Nov 2012 10:59 AM |
| Well, you ain't doing GCSEs... There's a difference between your 4th grade essays, and GCSE essays. |
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Rezdonox
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| 14 Nov 2012 11:15 AM |
"WARNING! LONG TO READ!"
That isn't long at all. |
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| 14 Nov 2012 11:19 AM |
"United States Armed Forces - Possibly the strongest military known to man (as General Shepherd would say), the US Military is the most hi-tech, advanced military in the world, it got stronger after the victory in the Revolutionary War (DAMN! THEY WON! WE SHOULD INVADE AGAIN!)" "WE SHOULD INVADE AGAIN!" Unless you are mentioning Canada, no, we have never invaded any other territory of Great Britain.
"Anyway, after the war and it's founding date in 1775, they settled and started making territorial areas which was mainly used for military purposes called 'forts'." Yes, following 1783, the newly created government (not yet of our Constitution) began to build frontier forts.
"The US Military has been through a lot of [NO TRYING TO GET PAST FILTER], such as the Civil War, when they hated each other," Eh...to be honest, the Civil War was the most brutal conflict we've been involved in with regards to loss of American life.
"throgh World War 1, their biggest fight, Vietnam where they first lost to present day, where once again, victorious in the Middle East." Actually, of all the wars, America had the most stake in the Civil War. WWII and WWI were both relatively minor, in terms of what was at stake for America, mostly trade partners. The Middle East being a victory is highly unlikely, we can call it a victory, whether it actually belongs there is subject to opinion. And yes, Vietnam was a definite defeat.
"There [ARE] about [] 1 million [PERSONNEL]l (making it the 2nd largest military in the world, so recommend Britain not to invade and take over the US again..." Derp. Britain already invaded the US once, and, to be frank, kicked our butts. Really badly. And the Revolution would have been a lost cause if not for French and Spanish intervention.
"The military has five branches, and one of them isn't really a combat branch... YES THE COAST GUARD! But all still important to the country. :P" Yep.
"But the Military still stands strong, after getting blow to blow from different countries. So yah... Stay United, allies!" Eh...no. Other countries have had it worse than us, lol
"Fact: The US have only drew in one war: 1812" Technically speaking, the US lost the War of 1812, the Vietnam War, and participated in an armistice for Korea and WWI.
"British Armed Forces - Another VERY strong military, which started around the 17th Century (Maybe 1605)," Britain wasn't around until 1707. The English, as they were called prior to 1707, had an army dating back centuries, for our purposes we shall suggest the Norman Conquest in 1066.
"and have been kicking [FILTER] since the day we were born." AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA No. Hundred Years' War, Thirty Years' War, 80 Years War, not to mention the numerous revolts that took place, and the fact that Scotland didn't become part of England/Britain untill 1707.
"It's elite and veteran state makes the Taliban cry to their houses, when they see the Apache appear above them." Doesn't everyone try to get to cover when attack helicopters fly above?
"Even though we lost in the Revolutionary War, we're not gonna have a bunch of 10 year olds say that we're terrible, if we were as big as America, and we had ANOTHER war against each other, it would be possible that Britain would win, due to it's hard discipline, and good training (America has that too, not as good as Britain, but still brilliant)." War is anyone's game, really.
"People can say we're a bad military, but they forget, that Britain (YES, THE TINY TINY ISLAND), manage to take over a continent, that's impressive for an Island. So it's good to have US and Britain allies. UNSTOPPABLEISM!" What continent? Australia? Australia is the only continent that can claim to have primary influence from the British.
"French Armed Forces - These guys were amazing during Napolian's time and the American Rev. War (since they helped the Americans)," The French were kick butt even before Napoleon, lol
"but were useless during the World Wars." History books are a treasure, read them.
"How the heck could you surrender TWICE?!" "TWICE" You nitwit, France only surrendered once, in WWI they drew up battle lines against the forces of the Kaiser, in WWII they fell and formed collaborationist France (Vichy France).
"Oh well... The French have around 250,000 personell, so that's 25,000 more than the British." Interesting.
"They're apparently famous for surrendering everytime, but they've changed through time, and are just like us." They are only famous for that if you are an ignoramus speaking on French history.
"So America can call them "cheese eating surrender monkeys", but remember the country that helped saved you from being taken over by Britain" Americans tend to be fairly stupid, so this is of no surprise to me.
"Bundeswher - The German Armed Forces, to me are unique. Their important role was after World War 1, when the Germans almost took over a continent.." The German People have nearly taken over Europe several times. ._.
"Now as much as we hate the 'you know whats' back in World War 2, the Germans have still have done an amazing job (NO, KILLING JEWS IS NOT AMAZING, YOU MORON!)" Eh, the Germans of WWII had their beliefs, and an effective military.
"The Military is supplies by one of the most famous weapons companies in the world. Yep! Heckler & Koch. Always wanted to know what the letters were on guns such as MP40? Well here they are: MP - Machine Pistol [MP40] G - Gewehr = Rifle [Gewehr 43] K - Karabiner = Carbine [K98K] MG? We all know what that is... USP - Universal Self-loading Pistol" Gut.
"Armed Forces of the Russian Federation - They're pretty scary when aggressive, but have a terrible Special Forces, I bet I could ruin Spetsnaz with a NERF Gun." Eh...no. Not really, no. You obviously haven't studied the military history of Russia. At all. :(
"The Russians did a good job in World War 2, now being forced to kill every German on sight from Stanlingrad to Berlin, having to be teared and ripped to pieces by MG42s and Panzers...." WWII is called, by many historians, a war between USSR and Germany, in essence, due to the colossal contributions by the Russians.
"Yeah... I don't know if Chuck Norris would do that, but maybe his russian brother, Chuckanov Norris could." Ahaha
"Yeah yeah America, they were commies... That's not my problem, because I'm British :D! But whatever..." Americans tend to have a phobia for communism.
"So yeah, those are my opinions. There's probably gonna be some rude comments, since 3/4 of ROBLOX are 8 year old morons who haven't even done their SATs yet, and think they're correct and all that, but whatever" If you've taken and SAT and you're writing this, God have mercy on our future. |
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| 23 Nov 2012 05:36 PM |
1. I know that.
2. World War I and II were pretty major for you. The Germans in WW1 kept on blocking trade, and during WW2, the Japs bombed Pearl. It was either react or do nothing, and there was no choice but to react to it.
3. Britain invaded the US... When Britain had about 9.5m population, and the 'big piece of land' had less than 3m.
4. Doesn't matter what country got more worse. You still went through a lot.
5. The war of 1812 was a draw, since no territories were actually captured from both sides. And Canada did the majority of the work.
6. The French were fcking useless during the World Wars.. They had a defence line, which they couldn't look after, and the Germans smashed them like glass... I do History GCSEs.
7. Never knew that. I knew the Germans took Alsace-Lorraine during their Empire days.
8. Well... Russia don't have an AMAZING SF..
9. I dunno... WW2's main points were Britiah and American. But yeah, the Russians got noticed.
10. This was a joke/noob-post. I've done my SATs, and got a decent level 4. I am currently in GCSEs, and IN 1ST Set for history.
I shouldn't of said 'we' for Britain. I'm black... |
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