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~The United Chronicle~ .UCR's #1 News. ~Since 2012~ Welcome to our third issue of TUC! We most sincerely hope that you enjoy this issue.
~Contents~ 1. New Leader, New Era, New UCR. 2. New Fortress. 3. Goodbye to hacker1leo. 4. Praise for TUC. 5. Fun.
1. New Leader, New Era, New UCR At long last, the reign of TheEvidence has been brought to a close. His successor is one of UCR's most loyal and oldest members. He has already served one term. Also, he has the most epicly pink hair on ROBLOX. Yes, you guessed it, it's TRICK555!!! And he is back and ready to turn UCR on it's head! A surprising choice, Lord Trick555 of Pink is back, and he has already nearly finished a new base (See #2), and he has his staff working hard to make UCR better. Will he rock the party (arm pump), or will he crash it? Time can only tell, loyal readers, only time....
2. New Fortress. At last, the unpopular and outdated UCR Fortress on the French island of ORION in the English Channel is being replaced by a new, far more improved Fort. The Fortification is being built by Trick himself, with some help from other scripters using the account "ImMakingAFort" (Great name, trick, so creative, lol). It is certain to be truly awesome. HockeyRules141414 (A.K.A me :D) had the idea of a naming contest, and trick approved it. In fact, he loved it. Anic will be replaced by the best name shortly. May the best name win!
3. Goodbye to Hacker1Leo. This weekend, Hacker1Leo, who said that he would serve UCR "Forever After" has quit UCR. He disliked all of the new policies, and the fact that no one listened to him, so he left. He was a very popular Liberal (Very UnConservative)but he decided to leave. Goodbye Hacker. You will be missed. We hope you consider coming back.
4. Praise for TUC. The United Chronicle has grown very popular in it's short time running, and has already caught the attention of some of UCR's most famous individuals, such as CakeTheory. CakeTheory: "I actually really enjoyed this". Yes, I say we have done good.
5. Fun. (NOTE: TUC is not responsible for any hysterical laughing or off-the-charts levels of fun) Song: Oppa Trickeh Style I'm walking down the street, and people ask about my hair, All I say is stop, it's pink, ain't it rare?
Eh eh eh eh eh eh HEEEEEEY Mr. Pinkeh, op, op op op, oppan Trickeh Style! Like a boss
Quiz: Who was our first President? (Leave answer in comments)
Thank you for taking your time to read this issue of TUC. We hope that you enjoyed it. |
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Vaulcon
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| 12 Nov 2012 02:12 PM |
My quote is;
"Forever in service."
but thank you for ruining my only known quote. |
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| 12 Nov 2012 02:16 PM |
| Bump, sorry hacker, does it really matter. And Vaulcon, Yes. |
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| 12 Nov 2012 02:18 PM |
@Hockey
Believe it or not, it matters a lot. |
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| 12 Nov 2012 02:38 PM |
| PEANUTS! GET ME PEANUTS. :D |
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| 12 Nov 2012 03:04 PM |
If you're going to do the news, do it properly. You should've got Hacker's quote right. |
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Lbpsack
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Vaulcon
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| 12 Nov 2012 03:59 PM |
| I don't give a Squirrel's rear end about the quote thingy. Just leave it trolls. |
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math346
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| 12 Nov 2012 04:02 PM |
Kinglime was the first president.
The obvious is obvious. |
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| 12 Nov 2012 05:45 PM |
Explicit, since when does the News get anything right?
-Low Council OhJ |
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| 12 Nov 2012 06:03 PM |
UCR Presidents: •Kinglime •ThePhantomHourGlass •Dboot98 •ThePhantomHourGlass •Benblue9> •Dboot98 •Shatterdestroyer •Mcbud •Xephyrus •Benblue9 •Donkeyo4 •Benblue9 •Trick555 •TDFall •Catlord5 •CakeTheory •TDFall •TheEvidence •Trick555.
-Low Council OhJ |
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| 12 Nov 2012 06:20 PM |
| Hockey if you "aren't going to give a squirrel's rear end" about the quote then don't you dare do a newspaper. |
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math346
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| 12 Nov 2012 06:26 PM |
You forgot to say
that trick
is hot
•What the fish are you looking at?•
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