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Re: The American Definition of "Freedom"

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NW3 is not online. NW3
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09 Nov 2012 09:48 PM
The ability to do and say whatever you want, so long as you are American.

Okay, so there was this company called the United Fruit Company that was an American corporation that traded fruits (especially bananas) to Europeans and Americans. All of the fruits were grown in South America (primarily Guatemala).

So one day the Guatemalan government turned away from capitalism and went to extreme socialism (almost communism, but not quite). Basically they claimed all Guatemalan corporations for the government.

Now, there was an American on the board of directors who didn't like this at all. So, what did he do? He got his brother (who happened to be the head of the CIA) to overthrow the Guatemalan government.

And why did he do this? So that Americans could enjoy cheap bananas.

Go figure.
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starwarsbrony43 is not online. starwarsbrony43
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09 Nov 2012 09:50 PM
This is sadly true.Its really no wonder everyone hates us.
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BlockWaffles is not online. BlockWaffles
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09 Nov 2012 09:50 PM
i respect this man
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YouNoImBanned is not online. YouNoImBanned
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09 Nov 2012 09:51 PM
We need cheap bananas, to stay slim

-The king of kings-
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liliamgirl is not online. liliamgirl
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09 Nov 2012 09:52 PM
he just wanted some bananas :'(

~"When the future's architectured By a carnival of idiots on show You'd better lie low"~
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NW3 is not online. NW3
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09 Nov 2012 09:52 PM
Of course, when referring to the freedom of our own citizens, we're pretty good about it. We've only ignored the first amendments 5-10 times, right?

But still. Our foreign policy is awful.
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michaelofthefuture is not online. michaelofthefuture
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09 Nov 2012 09:53 PM
Most of the bananas I buy are from Ecuador...
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snakehunt is not online. snakehunt
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09 Nov 2012 09:53 PM
IT'S BANANAS

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IT'S BANANAS.
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NW3 is not online. NW3
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09 Nov 2012 09:55 PM
we're so mean :(
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liliamgirl is not online. liliamgirl
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09 Nov 2012 09:56 PM
americans are almost as arrogant as the sport of gymnastics :'(

~"When the future's architectured By a carnival of idiots on show You'd better lie low"~
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Supermario750 is not online. Supermario750
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09 Nov 2012 09:57 PM
"He got his brother (who happened to be the head of the CIA) to overthrow the Guatemalan government."

This makes overthrowing a government sound easy.

But I agree, people can be real...rude when it comes to money.
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NW3 is not online. NW3
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09 Nov 2012 09:59 PM
""his makes overthrowing a government sound easy."

Normally it isn't, but come on, Guatemala was and still is a third world country. They're dirt poor.
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DontBeDatGuy is not online. DontBeDatGuy
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09 Nov 2012 10:03 PM
I use bananas, not to eat them...



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But to shove them in there.
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NW3 is not online. NW3
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09 Nov 2012 10:03 PM
Yes, I'm sure they fit there.
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Keech is not online. Keech
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09 Nov 2012 10:05 PM
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NW3 is not online. NW3
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09 Nov 2012 10:07 PM
Bananas sure are tasty.
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ShredasaurusRex is not online. ShredasaurusRex
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09 Nov 2012 10:09 PM
I shan't be swayed by your liberal propoganda.
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Supermario750 is not online. Supermario750
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09 Nov 2012 10:10 PM
"I shan't be swayed by your liberal propoganda."

I know you're joking, but how does this relate to anything liberal?
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NW3 is not online. NW3
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09 Nov 2012 10:10 PM
This has nothing to do with political parties or ideologies. This is related to greed, the CIA, and fruit.
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Melwolf122 is not online. Melwolf122
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09 Nov 2012 10:12 PM
Ya, Americans get upset for the most littlest of things.
And they sue for almost ANY reason.
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This woman sued McDonald for making her fat,and she actually WON.
So now, McDonald has to either tell you the food makes you fat,or show the calories.
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YouNoImBanned is not online. YouNoImBanned
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09 Nov 2012 10:14 PM
I'm suing you for saying Americans are butthurt

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NW3 is not online. NW3
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09 Nov 2012 10:16 PM
I heard about a case recently where this woman who was absolutely HIDEOUS got plastic surgery, and she ended up very attractive. She got married to this guy and had a baby, and the baby inheriited its genes from the mom BEFORE the plastic surgery. The man found out what happened, and he sued the woman for "marrying him under false pretenses."

Guess what? The court awarded him $100,000.

YEAH.
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NW3 is not online. NW3
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09 Nov 2012 10:32 PM
We must spread the word about America's conflicted attitute toward freedom!
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NW3 is not online. NW3
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09 Nov 2012 10:33 PM
attitude*
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11 Nov 2012 11:37 AM
lol

reality ruined my life
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