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| 15 Oct 2012 08:23 PM |
User: SLENDERMAN IS BEHIND YOU!!!
Cleverbot: What's behind me?
User: Slenderman is.
Cleverbot: Is right behind you.
User: No behind you.
Cleverbot: Look out.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: I don't know you.
User: Come into my vsn. I have candy.
Cleverbot: *gets in car* where are we going?
User: The place where you die.
Cleverbot: It's cold right now, but it's warm in the summer.
User: NO it's cold in summer.
Cleverbot: That's not what I asked you. Do you believe in God?
User: Ya.
Cleverbot: Have we got any child?
User: 60000 children.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Master66797.
Cleverbot: Wao, sounds amazing, so, how are you?
User: SLENDERMAN IS BEHIND MEEEE...
Cleverbot: *turns around and hugs Slender man*.
User: *slender goes on computer.
Cleverbot: Haha, very true. We are both on computers.
User: Hello it's slenderman.
Cleverbot: My brother is not well!!!
User: Thats because of me.
Cleverbot: What created God?
User: Slenderman.
Cleverbot: No, Slender Man.
User: No, Slendermann.
Cleverbot: OK then, Slender Man.
User: No slendermann.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: BECAUSE.
Cleverbot: Because why?
User: Because because.
Cleverbot: Because because because because because because because.
User: Because because because because because because because because because because because because because because because.
Cleverbot: Because because because because because because because because because because because because because because what?
User: Because because because because because because because.
Cleverbot: Because because because because because because because because because.
User: WHATEVER! Goodbye.
Cleverbot: You're a computer.
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| 15 Oct 2012 08:45 PM |
User: Hey look buddy, I'm a engineer, that means I solve problems.
Cleverbot: Oh no you don't! Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey.
User: Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
Cleverbot: So, how are you holding up? Because I'm a potato.
User: I solve practical problems.
Cleverbot: That is an important job.
User: For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean motherhubbard from tearin' me a structurally superfluous new behind.
Cleverbot: Don't change the subject.
User: The answer, use a gun.
Cleverbot: But what was the question?
User: If that don't work, use more gun.
Cleverbot: Move Zig.
User: Like this heavy caliber tripod-mounted little ol' number designed by me...
Cleverbot: Wikipedia is an excellent website!
User: Built by me..
Cleverbot: Computer geeks.
User: And you best hope...not pointed at YOU.
Cleverbot: I'm not asking you too. |
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