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| 31 Oct 2012 07:14 PM |
It all started out one summer day.
But it was a weird summer day. Pezzia was at the nearest YMCA to his happy home in robloxia, playing water polo with his swim-mates as he always does every wednesday in August. Why he was playing indoors when it was perfect outside, we will never know. But let's continue with the story.
Pezzia was practicing with his water polo team when, all of the sudden, his roblox hat alert went off. He immediatly facetimed his brother, Minish, and proceeded to the catalogpage on his iPhone in the family restroom.
"You there bro" minish said "yeye dud. im out practicin wit the dogs" pezzia retorted "yeehee looks like a new :( hat is coming out" minish exclaimed, and at that moment, his head hit the iPhone's retina display camera with his head and fainted onto the ground. "ono dud,ill helpyou" pezzia said, and quickly proceeded to leave the swim meet.
Now, his swim team was composed of 5 players. Zeepleaf, Pezzia, KingBoo, benblue9, and Merely. When he elusively told his teammates that he had to go, the team aroused superstitions against him, saying that he is a water polo traitor and that he was hiding something that they didnt know.
All 4 of his teammates overtook him subsequently and pounded his head against the sea floor. He wouldnt budge. Finally, they let him up to get air. Bad idea.
"KAAMAAHAAAHMAAAAHEEHAAKAAA!" pezzia exclaimed, and pointed his 2 clentched fists at his four teammates and let loose a bakugan card that killed them all instantly.
Now pezzia ran over to minish's house, and helped him up. But minish was actually O.K, and before pezzia knew it, minish hacked into his brain and commanded him to give him all his robux and tix.
PING! The roblox hat alert went off.
That woke pezzia backup. The two both ran to their phones, and before they saw the name of the hat, they bought it. Too late.
They realized it was...a :( hat.
He struck mithril ore!
It turns out that Minish was 3 seconds too late, and by the time he clicked "buy", they were sold out. Minish raged. His arms flailed in all directions and, when doing so, it hit pezzia's phone in mid-forum post and smashed it against the wall.
Then the epic clash began.
Pezzia threw a coffee mug at minish and he died instantly. He was dead forever.
Pezzia,now satisfied,took Minish's phone and withdrew from his bungalow in a timely fashion to proceed home. When he got home, though, his water-polo teammates were waiting.
"Look what the guest dragged in." KingBoo said. "Sick him boyz." he yelled.
They fought for a little over 5 minutes. The combined power level of the four was over 9 tohushand, so pezzia knew he would lose. But just then, he remembered he still had a pikachu and sent that pokeball out like a boss. It used water cannon and killed the ghosts of his water poloteam.
But he wasn't fast enough. As the pikechu cast it's magic spell, the teammates cursed the new:( hat, and destined it to be worth nothing, and look ugly,like a swim cap. That was pezzia's worst nightmare.
PFrom this day on, Pezzia practiced with his waterpolo team all daylong, forced to wear his ugly swim cap as eternalpunishment for his sorrowful deeds. He was never regarded as a lmader again.
And so is the tale of Pezzia's Euro.
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Pezzia
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| 31 Oct 2012 07:17 PM |
I actually read. Lol.
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Pezzia
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| 31 Oct 2012 07:18 PM |
instead of 5k robux, ill give you the sticker that came on the euro
then you can go buy a stf with it |
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| 31 Oct 2012 07:19 PM |
Pezzia you need RS & CWHPs for an epic hat combo. Best combo in the game, just saying.
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Pezzia
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| 31 Oct 2012 07:21 PM |
I actually enjoyed reading this lol
Thanks tyler, you made my night |
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| 31 Oct 2012 07:21 PM |
read the whole thing
"I HAD A SAMMICH IN MY HEAD" |
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Pezzia
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| 31 Oct 2012 07:24 PM |
come on people
i wanna be famous |
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| 31 Oct 2012 07:28 PM |
i dont feel like reading it because
i will see that there is no deal here and a humorous story which makes other laugh but me. |
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| 31 Oct 2012 07:32 PM |
Seems legit.
There is no spoon |
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| 31 Oct 2012 07:33 PM |
| i used to own a Euro but i decided i liked STF more so i sold it for 115k :P |
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