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Barack Obama reveals his true identity...

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Talkingman is not online. Talkingman
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30 Oct 2012 11:26 PM
CLEARMONT, WY — Barack Obama made an unexpected campaign stop this Tuesday night which sparked controversy as he took off his mask and revealed that not only is he born in America, but he also is not actually black anymore, and only pretended to be black in order to wn. It turns out Barack Obama is actually Michael Jackson.

"This man has got to BEAT IT!" says a housewife who was at the campaign stop. "He has been lieing to us all this time, it is time for an honest man in the white house like Jill Stein."

"He has my vote!" said BILLIE JEAN, the mayor of Clearmont. "He is white, Christian and a good dancer."

"It is all over for Obama, THIS IS IT." said a disgruntled likely voter who came from a nearby town to watch the campaign

"Can you please have different policies?" said a man from Clearmont, who reportedly had a cu of tea with Obama. "I don't like THE WAY YOU MAKE ME FEEL with your policies."

"I WANT YOU BACK in office." said another man fromClearmont, speaking to the President directly.

Despite having mixed opinions on which song is their favorite Michael Jackson songs in Clearmont, they can all agree that this was truly a THRILLER to see Obama take off his mask.
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Vocalization is not online. Vocalization
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30 Oct 2012 11:29 PM
But Michael Jackson is African
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magnostreak is not online. magnostreak
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30 Oct 2012 11:33 PM
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CommanderRoblock is not online. CommanderRoblock
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30 Oct 2012 11:40 PM
Mitt Romney was struck by a smooth criminal.

"Weakness and cowardice lead to disgrace and he who is steadfast is more deserving." - Khalid I'bin Al-Waleed at the battle of Yarmouk
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Laurisreinho is not online. Laurisreinho
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31 Oct 2012 12:54 AM
so my hopes are all lies? he is a robot :(
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poisonrobyn is not online. poisonrobyn
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31 Oct 2012 05:55 AM
thank god he's not a robot pirate


FLCL REFERENCE YES
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jbg23 is not online. jbg23
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31 Oct 2012 06:23 AM
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RagEgnite is not online. RagEgnite
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31 Oct 2012 07:34 AM
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Laurisreinho is not online. Laurisreinho
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31 Oct 2012 07:35 AM
at least he isn't robot, thats right
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outos is not online. outos
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31 Oct 2012 07:54 AM
come on guys
don't be so mean
atleast 1/10 for the effort
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JimmySwaggart is not online. JimmySwaggart
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31 Oct 2012 01:49 PM
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jam2468 is not online. jam2468
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31 Oct 2012 03:14 PM
The second sign it was fake besides Michael Jackson, is that you mispelled "lying".

I swear, does Language Arts/English class not exist outside of my town?
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RagEgnite is not online. RagEgnite
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31 Oct 2012 03:25 PM
He also misspelled "win".
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TheRealCommander is not online. TheRealCommander
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31 Oct 2012 03:50 PM
WWC i am ashamed, that was actually funny
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yosheevee is not online. yosheevee
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31 Oct 2012 03:52 PM
you're so hilarious
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Kurath is not online. Kurath
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31 Oct 2012 04:31 PM
im ashamed in this


why?


cause this was such a drastic failure from being even remotely funny..




~obama 2016~
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HealfulFireball3 is not online. HealfulFireball3
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31 Oct 2012 04:35 PM
This is fake, Micheal Jackson died, and he isnt white.
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mariopoi is not online. mariopoi
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31 Oct 2012 04:40 PM
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Tiberius1 is not online. Tiberius1
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31 Oct 2012 05:09 PM
How is this is a troll? its obviously satire.....
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dxhardys12 is not online. dxhardys12
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31 Oct 2012 05:17 PM
"WWC i am ashamed, that was actually funny"

my exact thoughts while reading this
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