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| 30 Oct 2012 11:26 PM |
CLEARMONT, WY — Barack Obama made an unexpected campaign stop this Tuesday night which sparked controversy as he took off his mask and revealed that not only is he born in America, but he also is not actually black anymore, and only pretended to be black in order to wn. It turns out Barack Obama is actually Michael Jackson.
"This man has got to BEAT IT!" says a housewife who was at the campaign stop. "He has been lieing to us all this time, it is time for an honest man in the white house like Jill Stein."
"He has my vote!" said BILLIE JEAN, the mayor of Clearmont. "He is white, Christian and a good dancer."
"It is all over for Obama, THIS IS IT." said a disgruntled likely voter who came from a nearby town to watch the campaign
"Can you please have different policies?" said a man from Clearmont, who reportedly had a cu of tea with Obama. "I don't like THE WAY YOU MAKE ME FEEL with your policies."
"I WANT YOU BACK in office." said another man fromClearmont, speaking to the President directly.
Despite having mixed opinions on which song is their favorite Michael Jackson songs in Clearmont, they can all agree that this was truly a THRILLER to see Obama take off his mask.
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| 30 Oct 2012 11:29 PM |
| But Michael Jackson is African |
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| 30 Oct 2012 11:40 PM |
Mitt Romney was struck by a smooth criminal.
"Weakness and cowardice lead to disgrace and he who is steadfast is more deserving." - Khalid I'bin Al-Waleed at the battle of Yarmouk |
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| 31 Oct 2012 12:54 AM |
| so my hopes are all lies? he is a robot :( |
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| 31 Oct 2012 05:55 AM |
thank god he's not a robot pirate
FLCL REFERENCE YES |
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jbg23
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RagEgnite
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| 31 Oct 2012 07:35 AM |
| at least he isn't robot, thats right |
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| 31 Oct 2012 07:54 AM |
come on guys don't be so mean atleast 1/10 for the effort |
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| 31 Oct 2012 03:14 PM |
The second sign it was fake besides Michael Jackson, is that you mispelled "lying".
I swear, does Language Arts/English class not exist outside of my town? |
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RagEgnite
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| 31 Oct 2012 03:50 PM |
| WWC i am ashamed, that was actually funny |
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Kurath
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| 31 Oct 2012 04:31 PM |
im ashamed in this
why?
cause this was such a drastic failure from being even remotely funny..
~obama 2016~ |
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| 31 Oct 2012 04:35 PM |
| This is fake, Micheal Jackson died, and he isnt white. |
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mariopoi
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| 31 Oct 2012 05:09 PM |
| How is this is a troll? its obviously satire..... |
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| 31 Oct 2012 05:17 PM |
"WWC i am ashamed, that was actually funny"
my exact thoughts while reading this |
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