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| 29 Oct 2012 04:54 PM |
Dont eat cats By: Jinglethepringles
I like chicken, I like lamb, I like it straight out of the pan I like veal, I like Pork, I like anything you can eat with a fork As long as its not kittens, As long as its not a cat Ill tell you a story, I was walking along one day Minding my own buisness as i would say, I went to get some food I paid the waitor with gratitude, I took a bite while I wasnt looking I looked at it and said WHAT THE HECK WERE THEY COOKING I saw a cat on my plate it was far from great, I asked for the manager full of hate I asked him what it was in confusion, I thought it was impossible maybe an illusion He said it was a kitty cat, Unfortunately He said at least it wasnt a rat I didnt agree grabbing my hat, After that i left in a snap Let that be a lesson to you, That kittens are not food You could try eating them, But it wouldnt lighten your mood I tink eating them would be rather rude, If you ever encounter a cat You should go up to the waitor and say "what do you call that!?" |
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| 29 Oct 2012 05:07 PM |
50/50
great eat, flow, creativity and beat. oh yeah and a nice voice |
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