dah18
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| 12 Oct 2012 02:35 PM |
| There were three men driving in a car. Their names were Shut Up, Manners, and Poop. They were speeding, so they got pulled over. Poop ran out of the door to go get some ham. Manners chased after him. The cop came to the window and said, "Whats your name?". "Shut Up." "What's your name?". "Shut Up.". "What's your name?". "Shut Up.". "What's your name?". "Shut Up.". "Where's your manners?". "Back there picking poop!". |
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| 12 Oct 2012 02:37 PM |
| how about hmm, you suck. hahaha. |
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mjb17
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| 12 Oct 2012 02:37 PM |
| U deserve a high five in the face witha chair |
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neongoo51
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| 12 Oct 2012 02:37 PM |
"Their names were Shut Up, Manners, and Poop" "Poop"
Too immature.
Here's mine:
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, POEMS WRITE YOU!
...No, that won't do. I fail at making jokes anyway.
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dah18
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dah18
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lordneo
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| 12 Oct 2012 02:38 PM |
"This is a really nice bagel." "It's a family recipe." "Really? What's in it?" "My family."
My cockatiel is called Manny Calverez. |
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mjb17
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| 12 Oct 2012 02:39 PM |
| The flutter flairies are on crack HOLY ONE JUST FLEW OVER MY HEADD HIDE!!!!!! |
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dah18
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| 12 Oct 2012 02:39 PM |
| There's periods, mjb. You need a high five. In the face. With a chair. |
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pykanuss
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| 12 Oct 2012 02:39 PM |
how are women like hurricanes at first they're wet and wild, but then they take your house and your car |
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| 12 Oct 2012 02:40 PM |
>You need a high five. In the face. With a chair.
can you stop posting this it wasn't funny to begin with and it isn't funny now
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dah18
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mjb17
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| 12 Oct 2012 02:40 PM |
| So true it was even more funny since dah said periods |
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dah18
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| 12 Oct 2012 02:40 PM |
| Don't be a jerk, chair face. |
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pykanuss
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| 12 Oct 2012 02:41 PM |
whats white and can't jump a refrigerator |
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mjb17
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neongoo51
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| 12 Oct 2012 02:42 PM |
"I lost my fast food today." "Really? How did you lose it?" "It ran away!"
...Maybe that's better.
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dah18
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| 12 Oct 2012 02:42 PM |
| Even if you do win, there is no prize. It is just fun to tell jokes. |
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dah18
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mjb17
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| 12 Oct 2012 02:44 PM |
Jesus said to Peter come forth and you will have eternal glory Peter came fifth and won a toaster
I win :3 |
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