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| 23 Oct 2012 09:10 PM |
Now imagining saying that joke to your wife in the future.
Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem makes no sense...Tree. |
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zgirl341
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| 23 Oct 2012 09:11 PM |
| seems like you'll be sleeping alone tonight |
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88dragon6
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| 23 Oct 2012 09:11 PM |
| I'd say it, if she was sleeping. |
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Luckris
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Fundipper
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| 23 Oct 2012 09:12 PM |
| you know whats funny is that op probably doesnt have a wife in real life |
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| 23 Oct 2012 09:12 PM |
The difference between a man who tells jokes like this and a man who doesnt
one is single |
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| 23 Oct 2012 09:12 PM |
| Once you get a Wife its like an anchor might aswell live it to the full :l |
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| 23 Oct 2012 09:13 PM |
| Ok, who can argue with this? |
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Fundipper
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| 23 Oct 2012 09:13 PM |
| Oh btw thats a bad method to recieve sandwhiches and beejays |
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| 23 Oct 2012 09:14 PM |
How do you know i am twelve i could be 42 ░░░░░▄▄▄▄▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▄▄▄▄▄▄░░░░░░░ ░░░░░█░░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░▀▀▄░░░░ ░░░░█░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░░░░░▒▒▒░░█░░░ ░░░█░░░░░░▄██▀▄▄░░░░░▄▄▄░░░░█░░ ░▄▀▒▄▄▄▒░█▀▀▀▀▄▄█░░░██▄▄█░░░░█░ █░▒█▒▄░▀▄▄▄▀░░░░░░░░█░░░▒▒▒▒▒░█ █░▒█░█▀▄▄░░░░░█▀░░░░▀▄░░▄▀▀▀▄▒█ ░█░▀▄░█▄░█▀▄▄░▀░▀▀░▄▄▀░░░░█░░█░ ░░█░░░▀▄▀█▄▄░█▀▀▀▄▄▄▄▀▀█▀██░█░░ ░░░█░░░░██░░▀█▄▄▄█▄▄█▄████░█░░░ ░░░░█░░░░▀▀▄░█░░░█░█▀██████░█░░ ░░░░░▀▄░░░░░▀▀▄▄▄█▄█▄█▄█▄▀░░█░░ ░░░░░░░▀▄▄░▒▒▒▒░░░░░░░░░░▒░░░█░ ░░░░░░░░░░▀▀▄▄░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░█░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀▄▄▄▄▄░░░░░░░░█ |
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Skellor
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| 23 Oct 2012 09:16 PM |
"both have a mute
just give the wife some sleeping pills
mash them up and throw em in her drink
do you think at all"
not as east as pressing a button |
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| 23 Oct 2012 09:17 PM |
Thankyou Skellow why do you think my dad Loves the TV ░░░░░▄▄▄▄▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▄▄▄▄▄▄░░░░░░░ ░░░░░█░░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░▀▀▄░░░░ ░░░░█░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░░░░░▒▒▒░░█░░░ ░░░█░░░░░░▄██▀▄▄░░░░░▄▄▄░░░░█░░ ░▄▀▒▄▄▄▒░█▀▀▀▀▄▄█░░░██▄▄█░░░░█░ █░▒█▒▄░▀▄▄▄▀░░░░░░░░█░░░▒▒▒▒▒░█ █░▒█░█▀▄▄░░░░░█▀░░░░▀▄░░▄▀▀▀▄▒█ ░█░▀▄░█▄░█▀▄▄░▀░▀▀░▄▄▀░░░░█░░█░ ░░█░░░▀▄▀█▄▄░█▀▀▀▄▄▄▄▀▀█▀██░█░░ ░░░█░░░░██░░▀█▄▄▄█▄▄█▄████░█░░░ ░░░░█░░░░▀▀▄░█░░░█░█▀██████░█░░ ░░░░░▀▄░░░░░▀▀▄▄▄█▄█▄█▄█▄▀░░█░░ ░░░░░░░▀▄▄░▒▒▒▒░░░░░░░░░░▒░░░█░ ░░░░░░░░░░▀▀▄▄░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░█░ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▀▄▄▄▄▄░░░░░░░░█ |
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| 23 Oct 2012 09:20 PM |
| *She finds the sleeping pills* What now genius? |
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Skellor
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| 23 Oct 2012 09:20 PM |
"well it could be
when you offer her a drink she'll feel honored
when she isn't looking just pop in four sleeping pills
mash mash mash
she drinks drinks drinks
sleep sleep sleep"
you would have to go out and buy sleeping pills
its easier to press a button |
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