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Re: so two things happened to me today

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nahom007 is not online. nahom007
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19 Oct 2012 07:02 PM
1. i got massed trolled

2. i got promoted to second degree black belt in tae kwon do

1, my friend took my 20 dollars and put it in the vending machine, and i told him that's stupid

then he did the worst thing ever, hit the change button, AND I GOT STUCK WITH 80 STINKING QUARTERS IN MY WALLET.

then after school, i did my testing, and broke 3 cinder blocks with my hand
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Solotaire is not online. Solotaire
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19 Oct 2012 07:04 PM
"3 fake cinder blocks"
ftfy
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nahom007 is not online. nahom007
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19 Oct 2012 07:04 PM
no it's completely possible you noob

my master can break 8 pieces of granite too
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FELOOx is not online. FELOOx
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19 Oct 2012 07:05 PM
i can break a cinder block by staring at it and saying "break, you, I hate you"

picture a nutcracker in a VAK uniform riding applejack and screaming "FOR THE MOTHERLAND" then you know feloo.
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Materialization is not online. Materialization
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19 Oct 2012 07:06 PM
i'm korean

i'm first degree

getting second next month
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nahom007 is not online. nahom007
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19 Oct 2012 07:07 PM
haha mat

my friend is 3rd degree since today too

guess what he had to break
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Materialization is not online. Materialization
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19 Oct 2012 07:07 PM
my dike
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Solotaire is not online. Solotaire
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19 Oct 2012 07:13 PM
"guess what he had to break"
Five fake cinder blocks?
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Videogame5 is not online. Videogame5
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19 Oct 2012 07:14 PM
nahom i did that with a 5 dollar bill

the change tray is so small i had to like grab 2 quarters at a time

people were staring
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nahom007 is not online. nahom007
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19 Oct 2012 07:16 PM
no he had to break a guy's back

jk

he didn't tell me yet, i just know he passed

i don't go to the same one as him

but i might quit after 3rd degree because i have to wait until i'm 27 to get my 4th degree
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Graystripe1998 is not online. Graystripe1998
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19 Oct 2012 07:20 PM
nahom

then you'll forget everything

and martial arts will keep you in shape

and get the ladies cause u'll be all ripped

dont quit, keep on going111

pull a karate kid pls
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krazo5092 is not online. krazo5092
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19 Oct 2012 07:21 PM
shoulda just roundhouse kicked the vending machine until it gave you dollar bill change
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nahom007 is not online. nahom007
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19 Oct 2012 07:21 PM
-i already get all the ladies

-i can do a backflip

-eight pack

those skills won't go away from me ever
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jijibo1 is not online. jijibo1
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19 Oct 2012 07:23 PM
I'm a first degree black belt....

For a sec I thought we went to the same place, cuz we had a test yesterday...
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nahom007 is not online. nahom007
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19 Oct 2012 07:24 PM
there are no ladies at my place actually

which sucks

but who cares we got a grandmaster who can kill chuck norris in one move
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Graystripe1998 is not online. Graystripe1998
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19 Oct 2012 07:26 PM
-i already get all the ladies

-i can do a backflip

-eight pack

those skills won't go away from me ever


- can change, could always go through a "depression"

- you can get solosis, common for teenagers to develop it

- goes away if you don't keep working out/gain weight
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nahom007 is not online. nahom007
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19 Oct 2012 07:29 PM
i have la fitness for my workouts

i always remain active with the ladies

probably flips in general could leave me
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Disreputable is not online. Disreputable
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19 Oct 2012 07:31 PM
You dare pleasure yourself with the idea your grandmaster can kill Chuck Norris? Utter nonsense.
Once the cop pulled over Chuck Norris....the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.
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nahom007 is not online. nahom007
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19 Oct 2012 07:36 PM
no if you're actually into a martial art you'll know chuck norris is nothing

his "skills" are all lore for the movies

some of the best grandmasters are in korea, some in the us

my grandmaster is probably the ~120th best in the world
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LordDionysos is not online. LordDionysos
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19 Oct 2012 07:36 PM
Did you slap the crap out of your friend? I would.
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nahom007 is not online. nahom007
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19 Oct 2012 07:42 PM
no because he can kick my butt faster

he had 2 extra years of tae kwon do experience over me
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Disreputable is not online. Disreputable
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19 Oct 2012 07:43 PM
Silence!

Chuck Norris once shot down a plane by pointing at it and saying "boom". I'd suggest retreating for he invented your silly martial arts when his heart started beating.
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nahom007 is not online. nahom007
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19 Oct 2012 07:44 PM
he didn't invent tae kwon do you moron

and actually once in fifth grade when playing basketball, i was bored, and pointed my finger at a random kid in the field

i acted like i shot him, and my friend watched, and the guy i pointed at fell down

my friend was scared of me for the rest of the year
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Superme555 is not online. Superme555
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19 Oct 2012 07:44 PM
I think Bruce Lee would totally whoop Chuck Norris if he was still alive, but they'll be old men, kay, maybe back when they were still strong and if Bruce was alive, I guess 1986 or less? Also, since you're a 2nd degree black belt, a roundhouse kick is always a Chuck Norris approved, your friend seems less than average.
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pieman1026 is not online. pieman1026
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19 Oct 2012 07:46 PM
can i have a pc of ur eight pak
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