nahom007
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| 19 Oct 2012 07:02 PM |
1. i got massed trolled
2. i got promoted to second degree black belt in tae kwon do
1, my friend took my 20 dollars and put it in the vending machine, and i told him that's stupid
then he did the worst thing ever, hit the change button, AND I GOT STUCK WITH 80 STINKING QUARTERS IN MY WALLET.
then after school, i did my testing, and broke 3 cinder blocks with my hand |
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Solotaire
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| 19 Oct 2012 07:04 PM |
"3 fake cinder blocks" ftfy |
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nahom007
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| 19 Oct 2012 07:04 PM |
no it's completely possible you noob
my master can break 8 pieces of granite too |
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FELOOx
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| 19 Oct 2012 07:05 PM |
i can break a cinder block by staring at it and saying "break, you, I hate you"
picture a nutcracker in a VAK uniform riding applejack and screaming "FOR THE MOTHERLAND" then you know feloo. |
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| 19 Oct 2012 07:06 PM |
i'm korean
i'm first degree
getting second next month |
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nahom007
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| 19 Oct 2012 07:07 PM |
haha mat
my friend is 3rd degree since today too
guess what he had to break |
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Solotaire
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| 19 Oct 2012 07:13 PM |
"guess what he had to break" Five fake cinder blocks? |
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| 19 Oct 2012 07:14 PM |
nahom i did that with a 5 dollar bill
the change tray is so small i had to like grab 2 quarters at a time
people were staring |
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nahom007
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| 19 Oct 2012 07:16 PM |
no he had to break a guy's back
jk
he didn't tell me yet, i just know he passed
i don't go to the same one as him
but i might quit after 3rd degree because i have to wait until i'm 27 to get my 4th degree |
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| 19 Oct 2012 07:20 PM |
nahom
then you'll forget everything
and martial arts will keep you in shape
and get the ladies cause u'll be all ripped
dont quit, keep on going111
pull a karate kid pls |
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krazo5092
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| 19 Oct 2012 07:21 PM |
| shoulda just roundhouse kicked the vending machine until it gave you dollar bill change |
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nahom007
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| 19 Oct 2012 07:21 PM |
-i already get all the ladies
-i can do a backflip
-eight pack
those skills won't go away from me ever |
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jijibo1
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| 19 Oct 2012 07:23 PM |
I'm a first degree black belt....
For a sec I thought we went to the same place, cuz we had a test yesterday... |
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nahom007
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| 19 Oct 2012 07:24 PM |
there are no ladies at my place actually
which sucks
but who cares we got a grandmaster who can kill chuck norris in one move |
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| 19 Oct 2012 07:26 PM |
-i already get all the ladies
-i can do a backflip
-eight pack
those skills won't go away from me ever
- can change, could always go through a "depression"
- you can get solosis, common for teenagers to develop it
- goes away if you don't keep working out/gain weight |
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nahom007
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| 19 Oct 2012 07:29 PM |
i have la fitness for my workouts
i always remain active with the ladies
probably flips in general could leave me |
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| 19 Oct 2012 07:31 PM |
You dare pleasure yourself with the idea your grandmaster can kill Chuck Norris? Utter nonsense. Once the cop pulled over Chuck Norris....the cop was lucky to leave with a warning. |
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nahom007
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| 19 Oct 2012 07:36 PM |
no if you're actually into a martial art you'll know chuck norris is nothing
his "skills" are all lore for the movies
some of the best grandmasters are in korea, some in the us
my grandmaster is probably the ~120th best in the world |
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| 19 Oct 2012 07:36 PM |
| Did you slap the crap out of your friend? I would. |
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nahom007
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| 19 Oct 2012 07:42 PM |
no because he can kick my butt faster
he had 2 extra years of tae kwon do experience over me |
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| 19 Oct 2012 07:43 PM |
Silence!
Chuck Norris once shot down a plane by pointing at it and saying "boom". I'd suggest retreating for he invented your silly martial arts when his heart started beating.
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nahom007
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| 19 Oct 2012 07:44 PM |
he didn't invent tae kwon do you moron
and actually once in fifth grade when playing basketball, i was bored, and pointed my finger at a random kid in the field
i acted like i shot him, and my friend watched, and the guy i pointed at fell down
my friend was scared of me for the rest of the year |
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| 19 Oct 2012 07:44 PM |
| I think Bruce Lee would totally whoop Chuck Norris if he was still alive, but they'll be old men, kay, maybe back when they were still strong and if Bruce was alive, I guess 1986 or less? Also, since you're a 2nd degree black belt, a roundhouse kick is always a Chuck Norris approved, your friend seems less than average. |
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| 19 Oct 2012 07:46 PM |
| can i have a pc of ur eight pak |
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