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Re: Riddles or Jokes. [Guessing Game]

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Pies00 is not online. Pies00
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13 Oct 2012 08:35 PM
What riddles/Jokes can you come up with? Jokes can be of any topic which is not inappropriate.

Joke:

How does a cow add and subtract?
With a cowculator.

Riddle:

A very pretty thing am I, fluttering in the pale-blue sky.
Delicate, fragile on the wing, indeed I am a pretty thing.
What am I?

A butterfly.
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lito12 is not online. lito12
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13 Oct 2012 08:37 PM
I'm bold.**BOLD!!!**

-Cat of RT
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Klink45 is not online. Klink45
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13 Oct 2012 08:43 PM
Why did the scientist cross the road?
To split an atom in half!
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Pies00 is not online. Pies00
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13 Oct 2012 08:43 PM
lols
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BenIdol is not online. BenIdol
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13 Oct 2012 08:43 PM
I didnt read any of that
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Pies00 is not online. Pies00
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13 Oct 2012 08:44 PM
The meaning of this is to just like try and entertain people with jokes or riddles.
You can come up with either or both jokes and riddles.
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MooMoos914 is not online. MooMoos914
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13 Oct 2012 08:45 PM
why did johnny drop his juice?
he got hit by a car

knock knock
who's there?
NOT JOHNNY!
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Pies00 is not online. Pies00
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13 Oct 2012 08:46 PM
XD
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MooMoos914 is not online. MooMoos914
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13 Oct 2012 08:47 PM
u know that was funny! i know u laughed a little!
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Pies00 is not online. Pies00
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13 Oct 2012 08:48 PM
LOLZ!
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timebot311 is not online. timebot311
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13 Oct 2012 08:49 PM
Riddle? Easy.

Joke:

Me: Knock Knock!
You: Who`s there?
Me: Robins go
You: Robins go who?
Me: No, owls go who, robins go tweet

Riddle:

You cant draw me, I`m the shape of what you live on. Balls can be this shape, so what am I?























A sphere.
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MooMoos914 is not online. MooMoos914
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13 Oct 2012 08:50 PM
it's one of those things u wont forget and have to tell someone about it
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13 Oct 2012 08:50 PM
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Pies00 is not online. Pies00
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13 Oct 2012 08:51 PM
Nice one timebot311!
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bloxors142 is not online. bloxors142
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13 Oct 2012 08:53 PM
EVER HEARD THAT JOKE ABOUT JESUS

NO?

BECAUSE THERE ARE NONE

nun*



~The sweet sound of a Corvette ZR1
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Pies00 is not online. Pies00
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13 Oct 2012 08:56 PM
Joke:

Why did the pie go to a dentist?
Because he needed a filling!

Riddle:

When I point up it's bright, but when I point down it's dark. What am I?

A Light Switch.
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Klink45 is not online. Klink45
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13 Oct 2012 08:57 PM
Here's one: "My mother always said if all my friends jump off a seven hundred feet cliff, I should too!"
"What!?"
"She hated me as a baby, because after eating the burrito baby food I had after effects." *jumps off cliff*. *Everyone here's a splat sound*.
This is my siggy, not a riddle:

~I am a person who tried to fail, but I have succeeded. Have I failed, or succeeded?~
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Pies00 is not online. Pies00
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13 Oct 2012 08:58 PM
LOLS Bloxxors142.

- Pies00
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Pies00 is not online. Pies00
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13 Oct 2012 09:00 PM
Jokes
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?



A: To get the chinese newspaper. Do you get it??? No??? Me neither, I get the Daily News.
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Klink45 is not online. Klink45
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13 Oct 2012 09:01 PM
@MOO Lol!!!!!! I am going to say that to my friends on Monday!!

~I am a person who tried to fail, but I have succeeded. Have I failed, or succeeded?~
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13 Oct 2012 09:16 PM
riddles vvv

Violet, indigo, blue and green, yellow, orange and red; these are the colors you have seen after the storm has fled.

What am I?

a rainbow.
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Klink45 is not online. Klink45
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13 Oct 2012 09:19 PM
Maybe those WERE the droids we were looking for..... :3

~I am a person who tried to fail, but I have succeeded. Have I failed, or succeeded?~
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kiko127 is not online. kiko127
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13 Oct 2012 09:20 PM
Q:Why did this chicken cross the road?
   A:To get to your house.

OK heres an other one

Knock knock
   You:whos there
Chicken :D


~Welcome to the 21st century
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kiko127 is not online. kiko127
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13 Oct 2012 09:21 PM
Q: Why did sally fall off the slide?
    A: Someone threw a fridge at here

~Welcome to the 21st century
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13 Oct 2012 09:36 PM
lolz
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