Pies00
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| 13 Oct 2012 08:35 PM |
What riddles/Jokes can you come up with? Jokes can be of any topic which is not inappropriate.
Joke:
How does a cow add and subtract? With a cowculator.
Riddle:
A very pretty thing am I, fluttering in the pale-blue sky. Delicate, fragile on the wing, indeed I am a pretty thing. What am I?
A butterfly. |
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lito12
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| 13 Oct 2012 08:37 PM |
I'm bold.**BOLD!!!**
-Cat of RT |
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Klink45
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| 13 Oct 2012 08:43 PM |
Why did the scientist cross the road? To split an atom in half! |
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Pies00
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BenIdol
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Pies00
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| 13 Oct 2012 08:44 PM |
The meaning of this is to just like try and entertain people with jokes or riddles. You can come up with either or both jokes and riddles. |
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| 13 Oct 2012 08:45 PM |
why did johnny drop his juice? he got hit by a car
knock knock who's there? NOT JOHNNY! |
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Pies00
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| 13 Oct 2012 08:47 PM |
| u know that was funny! i know u laughed a little! |
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Pies00
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| 13 Oct 2012 08:49 PM |
Riddle? Easy.
Joke:
Me: Knock Knock! You: Who`s there? Me: Robins go You: Robins go who? Me: No, owls go who, robins go tweet
Riddle:
You cant draw me, I`m the shape of what you live on. Balls can be this shape, so what am I?
A sphere. |
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| 13 Oct 2012 08:50 PM |
| it's one of those things u wont forget and have to tell someone about it |
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Pies00
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| 13 Oct 2012 08:53 PM |
EVER HEARD THAT JOKE ABOUT JESUS
NO?
BECAUSE THERE ARE NONE
nun*
~The sweet sound of a Corvette ZR1 |
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Pies00
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| 13 Oct 2012 08:56 PM |
Joke:
Why did the pie go to a dentist? Because he needed a filling!
Riddle:
When I point up it's bright, but when I point down it's dark. What am I?
A Light Switch. |
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Klink45
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| 13 Oct 2012 08:57 PM |
Here's one: "My mother always said if all my friends jump off a seven hundred feet cliff, I should too!" "What!?" "She hated me as a baby, because after eating the burrito baby food I had after effects." *jumps off cliff*. *Everyone here's a splat sound*. This is my siggy, not a riddle:
~I am a person who tried to fail, but I have succeeded. Have I failed, or succeeded?~
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Pies00
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Pies00
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| 13 Oct 2012 09:00 PM |
Jokes Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get the chinese newspaper. Do you get it??? No??? Me neither, I get the Daily News. |
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Klink45
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| 13 Oct 2012 09:01 PM |
@MOO Lol!!!!!! I am going to say that to my friends on Monday!!
~I am a person who tried to fail, but I have succeeded. Have I failed, or succeeded?~
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| 13 Oct 2012 09:16 PM |
riddles vvv
Violet, indigo, blue and green, yellow, orange and red; these are the colors you have seen after the storm has fled.
What am I?
a rainbow. |
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Klink45
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| 13 Oct 2012 09:19 PM |
Maybe those WERE the droids we were looking for..... :3
~I am a person who tried to fail, but I have succeeded. Have I failed, or succeeded?~
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kiko127
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| 13 Oct 2012 09:20 PM |
Q:Why did this chicken cross the road? A:To get to your house.
OK heres an other one
Knock knock You:whos there Chicken :D
~Welcome to the 21st century |
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kiko127
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| 13 Oct 2012 09:21 PM |
Q: Why did sally fall off the slide? A: Someone threw a fridge at here
~Welcome to the 21st century |
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Pies00
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