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| 12 Oct 2012 06:00 PM |
it will make you die a very happy person. what is it? mine is: feminists worldwide arrested. scheduled for exocution by firing squad tomorrow |
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| 12 Oct 2012 06:00 PM |
Megadeth wins Grammy award for Best Metal Performance.
[With a thousand lies and a good disguise, hit 'em right between the eyes, hit 'em right between the eyes] |
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| 12 Oct 2012 06:01 PM |
| "Breaking News! Man dies after reading news headline!" |
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| 12 Oct 2012 06:01 PM |
I win the novel price.
~I'm traveling to the speed of light~ |
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LadyShrew
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| 12 Oct 2012 06:02 PM |
Marina and the Diamonds named "best singer of the past 2,000 years"
~FizzyDog's banned. I guess cannibalism is against the ROBLOX rules.~ |
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| 12 Oct 2012 06:03 PM |
| {breaking news! Most famous and amazing, richest most loved person on earth,(enter my irl name here) dies at the age of 200, still amazingly healthy and young -looking. |
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| 12 Oct 2012 06:04 PM |
| "Man creates potion that brings back dead people, to be used on every dead person starting with Sonicthehedgehog9000!" |
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| 12 Oct 2012 06:06 PM |
"McDonald's Shut Down by Health Department"
~Life's greatest illusion is life itself~ |
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| 12 Oct 2012 06:08 PM |
@Download
I... I... I think I love you
marry me pls
~FizzyDog's banned. I guess cannibalism is against the ROBLOX rules.~ |
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mariopoi
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| 12 Oct 2012 06:11 PM |
| "2012 WAS ALL A HOAX, SHAME YOU GOT TRAMPLED BY THE IGNORANT MOBS BRO, WE'LL GET OUR MEDICINE MEN TO FIX THAT- THE MAYANS" |
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| 12 Oct 2012 06:16 PM |
| "MY LITTLE PONY CANCELLED" |
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| 12 Oct 2012 06:27 PM |
| "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Generation 6 comes out" |
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| 12 Oct 2012 06:27 PM |
| YOUNG GIRL FOUND IN HOUSE DEAD, AUTOPSY REVEALS SHE DIED OF BIEBER FEVER THAT SHE CAUGHT AFTER LISTENING TO BABY AND SHE GOT CANCER AND THEN GOT BIEBER FEVER |
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| 12 Oct 2012 06:28 PM |
| THE WORLD ENDS WITH YOU: SOLIPSISM CONFIRMED |
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| 12 Oct 2012 06:29 PM |
"Breaking news: JB arrested."
~Tell it again, Grandpa!
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| 12 Oct 2012 06:46 PM |
| "Scientists confirm that the death of MrCoolChicken will cause the world to blow up." |
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| 12 Oct 2012 06:53 PM |
"Breaking News! Your deception will happen!" Or whatever it is were you keep waking up.
d-Nolan-b |
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