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| 11 Oct 2012 05:17 PM |
| I was playing Skyrim when I was at my cousin's and I killed my cousin's bodyguard. |
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| 11 Oct 2012 05:17 PM |
| One time I killed a chicken and the entire town started attacking me. |
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| 11 Oct 2012 05:18 PM |
Sells Rose of sithis for 200G Tries to buy back for 3000G |
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| 11 Oct 2012 05:19 PM |
*dead guard's body on the ground*
Everyone, including the guards themselves:What happened here?
*keeps walking, going on with their daily lives* |
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| 11 Oct 2012 05:19 PM |
| I went into a bar once, killed everyone and drank all of the wine. |
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toonlinx
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| 11 Oct 2012 05:19 PM |
i attacked a chicken 2
i didnt know the whole town would attack me so i had to restart lullll |
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| 11 Oct 2012 05:20 PM |
*Shoots bandit "OW!" looks around, "I must be hearing things" |
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| 11 Oct 2012 05:22 PM |
| My cousin put a dead guy in the river once |
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| 11 Oct 2012 05:44 PM |
>kills with mace
>turns around and falls over |
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| 11 Oct 2012 05:55 PM |
| OGM YOU KILLED A CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!! ZOMG HAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO TO JAIL NAO BEFORE I PWN YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| 11 Oct 2012 05:57 PM |
If the guards don't give you an option to surrender when you sheathe your weapon, that means they have a VERY low disposition towards you. You likely have a bad reputation in-game. Also, if someone likes you, they will allow you to take little things like salt piles. |
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| 11 Oct 2012 05:58 PM |
If the guards don't give you an option to surrender when you sheathe your weapon, that means they have a VERY low disposition towards you. You likely have a bad reputation in-game. Also, if someone likes you, they will allow you to take little things like salt piles. Also, chickens are property. If you slaughtered a barn in real life, you'd be fined or possibly even forced to go to jail. |
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| 11 Oct 2012 05:59 PM |
| Double posting, lag.. I hate you. |
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| 11 Oct 2012 06:16 PM |
@Original post- It's even more funny in Oblivion. *Takes sweetroll* STOP RIGHT THERE YOU CRIMINAL SCUM! |
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