balls55
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| 07 Oct 2012 04:14 PM |
This one time I was trapped on an island with two trees. I had my phone but it only had enough battery for one call. I call my friend derp and tell him I need either food water OR shelter. A day goes by and theirs a box washed up on shore. I am water-phobic and don't want to get wet. I try to reach the box on the rock just out of reach. So, I knock a tree down and it hits the rock. When I pick up the crate it says "I hope this helps -derp" When I open it I find inside of it... A hammock. Funny, ins't it? |
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| 07 Oct 2012 04:19 PM |
| *Throws crickets all over the floor* |
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meldo
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| 07 Oct 2012 04:21 PM |
Trolololo
He needed two trees. |
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spink00
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| 07 Oct 2012 04:22 PM |
HERPADERP I LOVE HEARING JOKES FOR THE SECOND TIME
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goof333
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| 07 Oct 2012 04:26 PM |
| why didnt you just freaking call for help? |
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