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| 04 Oct 2012 12:52 PM |
You've probably played a boss battle, so I'll briefly go over the rules of this one.
There's only a few rules to this one, and the biggie is that you have one weapon to start: A massive sword. Only use a sword in your attacks, but use it any way you deem fit: Throw it, swing it, Seppuku, etc. Using the sword, defeat glooples, the enemies on the game. Doing it in style causes you to unlock awards. Every 10 awards makes a power-up. There are 110 awards, thus making 12 power ups. (You'll see.) Anyway, after reading this word wall, go to the most recent page and start playing. let's start!
DAY 1! A common gloople appears!
Enemy bio: Glooples Glooples, also known as the green gloople or common gloople, are the main workers in a gloople nest. They pose no threat alone, and a single swing should take them out. However, they are capable of stunning whatever they come in contact with briefly, which can be deadly when combined with other glooples. They have also been observed to sometimes preform "reverse mitosis," or melding, if two GCs touch each other. The result combination makes a complex organism.
Your HP: 1. GC1's HP: 1. (Distance: 5.) |
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awegame
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| 04 Oct 2012 02:34 PM |
| martial arts with sword in front of me and then throw it like a lightsaber :3 |
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| 04 Oct 2012 02:45 PM |
| I eat the word, and spit it out like a BULLET at the Glooples |
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awegame
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| 04 Oct 2012 02:49 PM |
you`d be dead.
does a crazy dance, lights sword on fire and throws. |
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evev3
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| 04 Oct 2012 04:17 PM |
i played that game :3
can we unlock gadgets or whatever they are? |
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evev3
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| 04 Oct 2012 04:18 PM |
| ... i read RIGHT OVER that part. xD never mind :3 :3 |
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| 05 Oct 2012 08:38 AM |
Here's how the scoring system works. Every gloople has a bounty. GCs have 1. Every time you slice a gloople, you get points equal to the bounty. Harder glooples have higher bounties. Hitting multiple glooples makes points equal to a formula: (Total bounty of dead glooples)*(Glooples killed). Killing three GCs grants 9 points, as 3 bounty*3 GCs =9.
Anyhoo- You Slice ze gloople, splattering it.
AWARD UNLOCKED! Participation: Kill 1 GC.
Six GCs and a Sticky appear!
Enemy bio: Sticky Stickies have only two purposes in the nest: to help with the excavation of one, and to defend it by ramming themselves into intruders. They have a thin outer membrane, which holds an incredibly sticky substance. This substance is incredibly insulated to other hazards, and so walking into the adhesive splattered can actually be an advantage in some situations. Bounty: 2.
You shoot GC3 via blowing your sword out... Wow.......
AWARD UNLOCKED! Slightly cool: Kill an enemy in style.
The crazy-sword-slinging throw kills GC2, 1 and 4!
AWARD UNLOCKED! Mild swing: Kill two glooples at once. Kewl swing: Kill three glooples at once.
Two stickies appear!
Stats: Your HP: 1. GC5's HP: 1. (4) Sticky1's HP: 1. (2) Sticky2's HP: 1. (3) Sticky3's HP: 1. (1)
GC kills: 4/1000 - Highest combo: 3/8 - Score: 10 (Next milestone: 100) High score: 10.
Awards (4/110): Participation: Kill a GC. - Slightly cool: Kill a gloople in style. - Mild swing: Kill two glooples at once. Kewl swing: Kill three glooples at once.
Rewards (0/12) -None. :( |
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| 05 Oct 2012 08:43 AM |
| adds a diamond and slices all of them with the alumina :3 |
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| 05 Oct 2012 09:10 AM |
Because I know people will use the most overpowered attacks ever, I'll add a powerdown feature.
Awe: Overpowered. Powerdown. You slice sticky 1 and 2!
Sticky three blasts into you! Next turn is missed! Slowdown!
GC appears! GC 1 and 5 touch! REVERSE MITOSIS! Oozle made!
Enemy bio: Oozles GCs are capable of reverse mitosis, or melding. The result is usually an oozle: A massive being that is more than capable of swallowing you whole. Thier size means that they need multiple hits to splat (usually three.) and also, fortunately, makes them very slow. It is usually best to blindside behind them for swings. It has been observed that oozles and glooples and still meld together to form even more diabolical forms. Prevent this from happening at all costs.
AWARD GAINED! Lemony: Kill a stickie.
Two glooples and a stickie appear! Stats: Your HP: 1. Oozle1's HP: 3. (4) GC1's HP: 1. (4) GC2's HP: 1. (4) Stickie1's HP: 1. (3)
Stunned! Slow!
GC kills: 4/1000 Stickie kills: 2/50 - Highest combo: 3/8 - Score: 18 (Next milestone: 100) High score: 18.
Awards (5/110): Participation: Kill a GC. Lemony: Kill a stickie. - Slightly cool: Kill a gloople in style. - Mild swing: Kill two glooples at once. Kewl swing: Kill three glooples at once.
Rewards (0/12) Ceramic armour: Prevents 1 death per life AKA extra life. (Unobtained.) Haz armour: Prevents 5 negative splatter effects per life. (Unobtained.) Saw blade: Flys around, killing glooples. (Unobtained.) Box gun: Stationary object, shoots gloooples. (Unobtained.) Lure: Stupid glooples will aim for this. (Unobtained.) Inhibitator: Reduces the maximum gloople limit from 20 to 10. (Unobtained.) Mason wall: Places a wall infront of you. (Unobtained.) Grenade: Self-explanitory. (Unobtained.) Sprint: Move really fast. (Unobtained.) Hardcore mod: Makes the game harder. (Unobtained.) Multiplier: When this goes off, mutliplies your score by three. (Unobtained.) Secret: This requires a special key. Get the "epic" achivement to unlock it. (Unobtained) |
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| 05 Oct 2012 09:34 AM |
| i run around the Oozle, splat it twice, run back around, and splat it again. |
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| 05 Oct 2012 09:42 AM |
| *Nukes Glooples* End of battle! |
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| 05 Oct 2012 09:48 AM |
:3.
Ninja: Before you casted that nuke, a mysterious entity compressed time and space to create a devasating gravity well. Bai.
Anyhoo: Stunned! This turn mished! Oozle1 moves! GCs move! Bump! Reverse mitosis not done. Stickie moves!
Stats: Your HP: 1. Oozle1's HP: 3. (3) GC1's HP: 1. (3) GC2's HP: 1. (3) Stickie1's HP: 1. (1)
Slow!
GC kills: 4/1000 Stickie kills: 2/50 - Highest combo: 3/8 - Score: 18 (Next milestone: 100) High score: 18.
Awards (5/110): Participation: Kill a GC. Lemony: Kill a stickie. - Slightly cool: Kill a gloople in style. - Mild swing: Kill two glooples at once. Kewl swing: Kill three glooples at once.
Rewards (0/12) Ceramic armour: Prevents 1 death per life AKA extra life. (Unobtained.) Haz armour: Prevents 5 negative splatter effects per life. (Unobtained.) Saw blade: Flys around, killing glooples. (Unobtained.) Box gun: Stationary object, shoots gloooples. (Unobtained.) Lure: Stupid glooples will aim for this. (Unobtained.) Inhibitator: Reduces the maximum gloople limit from 20 to 10. (Unobtained.) Mason wall: Places a wall infront of you. (Unobtained.) Grenade: Self-explanitory. (Unobtained.) Sprint: Move really fast. (Unobtained.) Hardcore mod: Makes the game harder. (Unobtained.) Multiplier: When this goes off, mutliplies your score by three. (Unobtained.) Secret: This requires a special key. Get the "epic" achivement to unlock it. (Unobtained) |
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| 05 Oct 2012 09:49 AM |
| you are only supplied with a sword :|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:| |
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| 05 Oct 2012 10:00 AM |
i know what that thing was... a Void Eater, right? anyway, i do what i did last time |
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| 05 Oct 2012 10:02 AM |
| *Deletes thread* GAME OVER |
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| 05 Oct 2012 10:07 AM |
| ^ no, Void Eater does not approve |
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| 05 Oct 2012 10:53 AM |
Void eater does not approve indeed. Ninja: Before you deleted the thread, a strange red thing with glaives sliced you in half, preventing you from doing so. Kthanxbai.
Anyhoo: Triple slicing power! :D Oozle1 is dead.
AWARD UNLOCKED! Three licks: Kill an oozle.
Forgot an oozle's bounty: 15.
Stickie exits the field!
GCs bump! Meld imminent!
It's about noon. Miniboss time! Three biters appear!
Enemy bio: biters. WARNING: CAN KILL. Biters are the primary defence and hunting mechanism of a gloople nest. They have hundreds of teeth, but can only show a few at a time. They kill via lunging onto thier prey, but unfortunately thanks to the fact that biters have similar DNA to GCs, they are theoretically capable of reverse mitosis. Bounty: 8.
Stats: Your HP: 1. GC1's HP: 1. (2) (Melding...) GC2's HP: 1. (2) (Melding...) Biter1's HP: 1. (6) Biter2's HP: 1. (5) Biter3's HP: 1. (6)
GC kills: 4/1000 Stickie kills: 2/50 Oozle kills: 1/15 - Highest combo: 3/8 - Score: 33. (Next milestone: 100) High score: 33.
Awards (6/110): Participation: Kill a GC. Lemony: Kill a stickie. Three licks: Kill an oozle. - Slightly cool: Kill a gloople in style. - Mild swing: Kill two glooples at once. Kewl swing: Kill three glooples at once.
Rewards (0/12) Ceramic armour: Prevents 1 death per life AKA extra life. (Unobtained.) Haz armour: Prevents 5 negative splatter effects per life. (Unobtained.) Saw blade: Flys around, killing glooples. (Unobtained.) Box gun: Stationary object, shoots gloooples. (Unobtained.) Lure: Stupid glooples will aim for this. (Unobtained.) Inhibitator: Reduces the maximum gloople limit from 20 to 10. (Unobtained.) Mason wall: Places a wall infront of you. (Unobtained.) Grenade: Self-explanitory. (Unobtained.) Sprint: Move really fast. (Unobtained.) Hardcore mod: Makes the game harder. (Unobtained.) Multiplier: When this goes off, mutliplies your score by three. (Unobtained.) Secret: This requires a special key. Get the "epic" achivement to unlock it. (Unobtained) |
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| 05 Oct 2012 11:29 AM |
i swipe at a biter while it lunges at me.
WAIT, 3 BITERS?!?
oh no, the 'HORROR'! (:3) |
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| 05 Oct 2012 11:32 AM |
Bad pun is Very, VERY bad.
Anyhoo: Rushing towards a biter, and swiping it. Yay. Biters are moving...
NEW AWARD! Self-preservation: Kill a biter. A stickie appears. Oozle formed!
Stats: Your HP: 1. Oozle's HP: 4. (5) Biter1's HP: 1. (3) Biter3's HP: 1. (3) Stickie1's HP: 1. (2)
GC kills: 4/1000 Stickie kills: 2/50 Oozle kills: 1/15 Biter kills: 1/100 - Highest combo: 3/8 - Score: 41. (Next milestone: 100) High score: 33.
Awards (7/110): Participation: Kill a GC. Lemony: Kill a stickie. Three licks: Kill an oozle. Self-preservation: Kill a biter. - Slightly cool: Kill a gloople in style. - Mild swing: Kill two glooples at once. Kewl swing: Kill three glooples at once.
Rewards (0/12) Ceramic armour: Prevents 1 death per life AKA extra life. (Unobtained.) Haz armour: Prevents 5 negative splatter effects per life. (Unobtained.) Saw blade: Flys around, killing glooples. (Unobtained.) Box gun: Stationary object, shoots gloooples. (Unobtained.) Lure: Stupid glooples will aim for this. (Unobtained.) Inhibitator: Reduces the maximum gloople limit from 20 to 10. (Unobtained.) Mason wall: Places a wall infront of you. (Unobtained.) Grenade: Self-explanitory. (Unobtained.) Sprint: Move really fast. (Unobtained.) Hardcore mod: Makes the game harder. (Unobtained.) Multiplier: When this goes off, mutliplies your score by three. (Unobtained.) Secret: This requires a special key. Get the "epic" achivement to unlock it. (Unobtained) |
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| 05 Oct 2012 11:38 AM |
| puts a hint of glass on it and cuts through stickie1 and biter3. |
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| 05 Oct 2012 11:41 AM |
| lures biter 2 into stickie juice so it can't lunge |
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| 05 Oct 2012 11:48 AM |
This is very fast-rated... :D
Anyhoo: Biter 1 and stickie swiped! 20 points. Biter 3 is stuck!
Oozle gets closer. A biter and three GCs appear! GC 3 and 2 are starting to meld...
Stats: Your HP: 1. Oozle's HP: 4. (3) Biter3's HP: 1. (2) (stuck.) Biter1's HP: 1. (5) GC1's HP: 1. (6) GC2's HP: 1. (2) (Melding...) GC3's HP: 1. (2) (Melding...)
(Randon hint: It saves heartache to kill things about to become oozles.)
GC kills: 4/1000 Stickie kills: 3/50 Oozle kills: 1/15 Biter kills: 2/100 - Highest combo: 3/8 - Score: 41. (Next milestone: 100) High score: 33.
Awards (7/110): Participation: Kill a GC. Lemony: Kill a stickie. Three licks: Kill an oozle. Self-preservation: Kill a biter. - Slightly cool: Kill a gloople in style. - Mild swing: Kill two glooples at once. Kewl swing: Kill three glooples at once.
Rewards (0/12) Ceramic armour: Prevents 1 death per life AKA extra life. (Unobtained.) Haz armour: Prevents 5 negative splatter effects per life. (Unobtained.) Saw blade: Flys around, killing glooples. (Unobtained.) Box gun: Stationary object, shoots gloooples. (Unobtained.) Lure: Stupid glooples will aim for this. (Unobtained.) Inhibitator: Reduces the maximum gloople limit from 20 to 10. (Unobtained.) Mason wall: Places a wall infront of you. (Unobtained.) Grenade: Self-explanitory. (Unobtained.) Sprint: Move really fast. (Unobtained.) Hardcore mod: Makes the game harder. (Unobtained.) Multiplier: When this goes off, mutliplies your score by three. (Unobtained.) Secret: This requires a special key. Get the "epic" achivement to unlock it. (Unobtained) |
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| 05 Oct 2012 11:56 AM |
| kill GC 2 + 3, and run away from teh Oozle. |
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| 05 Oct 2012 12:03 PM |
Four points from killing the two melding glooples!
AWARD UNLOCKED! Preventative measures: Kill two melding glooples. Sure, the score is crappy, but it can save some heartache later.
Nearly midnight, boss time. Last two enemies of day one: Two melties!
Enemy bio: Meltie WARNING: CAN KILL. Melties are slightly more complex organisms than thier cousin stickies. Melties when splat release an extremely corrosive acid which can penetrate through most membranes. Like stickies, thier goo can be turned against them; most glooples are not acid-proof. If you need to cross the acid, try stepping in stickie goo first. Bounty: 10.
Stats: Your HP: 1. Oozle's HP: 4. (6) Biter3's HP: 1. (4) (stuck.) Biter1's HP: 1. (3) GC1's HP: 1. (5) Meltie1's HP: 1. (3) Meltie2's HP: 1. (2)
GC kills: 8/1000 Stickie kills: 3/50 Oozle kills: 1/15 Biter kills: 2/100 - Highest combo: 3/8 - Score: 65. (Next milestone: 100) High score: 65.
Awards (8/110): Participation: Kill a GC. Lemony: Kill a stickie. Three licks: Kill an oozle. Self-preservation: Kill a biter. - Slightly cool: Kill a gloople in style. - Mild swing: Kill two glooples at once. Kewl swing: Kill three glooples at once. - Preventative measures: Kill two melding glooples.
Rewards (0/12) Ceramic armour: Prevents 1 death per life AKA extra life. (Unobtained.) Haz armour: Prevents 5 negative splatter effects per life. (Unobtained.) Saw blade: Flys around, killing glooples. (Unobtained.) Box gun: Stationary object, shoots gloooples. (Unobtained.) Lure: Stupid glooples will aim for this. (Unobtained.) Inhibitator: Reduces the maximum gloople limit from 20 to 10. (Unobtained.) Mason wall: Places a wall infront of you. (Unobtained.) Grenade: Self-explanitory. (Unobtained.) Sprint: Move really fast. (Unobtained.) Hardcore mod: Makes the game harder. (Unobtained.) Multiplier: When this goes off, mutliplies your score by three. (Unobtained.) Secret: This requires a special key. Get the "epic" achivement to unlock it. (Unobtained) |
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