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| 03 Oct 2012 12:45 PM |
Hello and welcome to issue one of the Alversian Express. Now I know what you're thinking, "Duuuuurrrr wsnt eshu wan liek munths aguh?!?" Yes my dear reader issue one was indeed a while ago. But since management of the express has changed, and I can't remember what issue it was on, I'm starting at one again. Umad?
ANNOUNCEMENT: Joey8828 has decided to resign from the Express, making me in charge of publishing the weekly forum. Yaysies.
NEWS: We're still at war with the same people. Pretty much nothing has happened over the last week... oh wait no, I got a new hat. That happened.
ADVERTISEMENTS: If you would like a column on this news forum, please PM me with your idea and why you should be in the Express and I'll ignore it and pick whoever I like!
NOTICE: You can now advertise on the Alversian Express! Cost depending on how long you want the ad to be of course. Don't worry, all funds will be funneled back into APN, for ads or something along those lines.
INTERVIEW WITH ME: Today we were lucky enough to have an interview with our supreme overlord frankyfarrell! His few minutes that he sacrificed gracefully for us to speak with him were a blessing from the Gods!
Q. So Franky, I haven't seen you in ages! How've you been? A. Shut up.
Q. Umm... ok... so I hear you've been learning how to edit decals using image editing software? A. What's it to you?! It's completely legal!! You a cop!?!?
Q. Whoa whoa calm d... Ahh! No, no of course not! Please have mercy! A. Foolish mortal! How DARE you tell me to calm down!
Q. No wait please nooooo-
=The rest of this interview has been removed due to disturbing content=
A moment of silence in memory of our previous interviewer... Clyde.
Anyway APN, that'll be all for now. Remember, I don't care enough about this project to keep it going by myself! So please, feel free to submit your ideas to the express for your own column! Yay!
That's all for now, this has been the Alversian Express, your official source of Alversian news and weekly updates. I'm Ron Burgundy, Stay classy Alversia.
"Hail Alversia!" -Admiral Kazrus |
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dej378
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| 03 Oct 2012 01:16 PM |
^ Narcissism* and no. "Hail Alversia!" -Admiral Kazrus |
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8SunTzu8
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| 03 Oct 2012 01:24 PM |
Hmm...
So do you charge by how many lines you use, or how many characters you use?
"Contact me if you are interested in becoming a developer, innovator, or recruiter for CSA." |
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| 03 Oct 2012 01:47 PM |
Lines. Each line is 50 tix, a link is 100 tix. Fairly cheap.
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| 03 Oct 2012 01:51 PM |
| Boo! Bring back Narsavog! :3 Jk. But seriously.. bring back Narsavog. |
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8SunTzu8
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| 03 Oct 2012 01:53 PM |
One sec...
http://www.roblox.com/Zombie-Staff-item?id=26421972
There we go.
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Kwest4eva
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| 03 Oct 2012 01:54 PM |
| I quit APN as a Marine...I was marine for months....I got recommended over 5 times...I decided that I will get more respect from other clans and now I am HR in the other clans.. |
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8SunTzu8
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| 03 Oct 2012 01:57 PM |
Usually people are promoted to Officer, even if they might not be suited for the rank, rather easily.
You just need to remain active and participate. Considering I've never seen you before and that your name rings no bells from the 2 and a half (periods of 365 days) that I was in APN, you probably fit that description rather well.
Every case is usually a little different, so this is just a generalization.
"Contact me if you are interested in becoming a developer, innovator, or recruiter for CSA." |
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spookyBen
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| 03 Oct 2012 01:59 PM |
@kwest,
small clans?
if so not surprised
owners are usually noobs who promote people to 2ic rank if they kill a fear. |
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| 03 Oct 2012 02:01 PM |
Kwest, if you quit, that's fine. But at least stay away. Don't stalk APN's shouts just so you can randomly pop up and try to diss them.
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Kwest4eva
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| 03 Oct 2012 02:03 PM |
| I am no longer an Alversian but I will support APN since I am HR in Cobalt Nation... |
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8SunTzu8
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| 03 Oct 2012 02:05 PM |
Spooky and Franky are meanies.
:p
Anyway... CN is not a small clan, and it doesn't seem like he is stalking APN. (I don't even do that, I just find the occasional forum about APN on C&G).
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| 03 Oct 2012 02:21 PM |
Narsavog did better
srsly the jokes aren't even funny
when you're writing an essay/report/issue,think about them instead of taking 5 minutes for a fail report
(no offense franky noob kk)
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| 03 Oct 2012 03:32 PM |
| That post was very amusing. Keep up the good work Franky! |
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| 03 Oct 2012 03:35 PM |
| That was very amusing. Keep up the good work Franky! |
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Reaven
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| 03 Oct 2012 03:40 PM |
| Your humor differs from mine. |
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| 03 Oct 2012 03:43 PM |
| No hello to Lancer, Reaven? |
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joey8828
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| 03 Oct 2012 04:03 PM |
| Nice work. I think I was on 19 when I stopped making them. MAY DA FUTURE HOLD MOAR! AND GIMMIE MORE SERIOUS STUFF DANGET! |
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| 03 Oct 2012 04:55 PM |
@Mario Haven't seen you in aaaaages. @Reaven that's because mine is understandable. Silly goose.
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| 03 Oct 2012 06:48 PM |
Hi Lancey! :D
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| 03 Oct 2012 06:50 PM |
Why does APN need news, if most of the members already know what is happening? You talk about war and stuff, but most of APN already knows...
Personally, it's a waste of time and energy. |
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Reaven
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| 03 Oct 2012 06:51 PM |
| Because people like writing newsletters? |
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