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The Alversian Express: Issue One [New version]

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frankyfarrell is not online. frankyfarrell
Joined: 19 Oct 2010
Total Posts: 182
03 Oct 2012 12:45 PM
Hello and welcome to issue one of the Alversian Express. Now I know what you're thinking, "Duuuuurrrr wsnt eshu wan liek munths aguh?!?" Yes my dear reader issue one was indeed a while ago. But since management of the express has changed, and I can't remember what issue it was on, I'm starting at one again. Umad?

ANNOUNCEMENT:
Joey8828 has decided to resign from the Express, making me in charge of publishing the weekly forum. Yaysies.

NEWS:
We're still at war with the same people. Pretty much nothing has happened over the last week... oh wait no, I got a new hat. That happened.

ADVERTISEMENTS:
If you would like a column on this news forum, please PM me with your idea and why you should be in the Express and I'll ignore it and pick whoever I like!

NOTICE:
You can now advertise on the Alversian Express! Cost depending on how long you want the ad to be of course. Don't worry, all funds will be funneled back into APN, for ads or something along those lines.

INTERVIEW WITH ME:
Today we were lucky enough to have an interview with our supreme overlord frankyfarrell! His few minutes that he sacrificed gracefully for us to speak with him were a blessing from the Gods!

Q. So Franky, I haven't seen you in ages! How've you been?
A. Shut up.

Q. Umm... ok... so I hear you've been learning how to edit decals using image editing software?
A. What's it to you?! It's completely legal!! You a cop!?!?

Q. Whoa whoa calm d... Ahh! No, no of course not! Please have mercy!
A. Foolish mortal! How DARE you tell me to calm down!

Q. No wait please nooooo-

=The rest of this interview has been removed due to disturbing content=



A moment of silence in memory of our previous interviewer... Clyde.



Anyway APN, that'll be all for now. Remember, I don't care enough about this project to keep it going by myself! So please, feel free to submit your ideas to the express for your own column! Yay!

That's all for now, this has been the Alversian Express, your official source of Alversian news and weekly updates.
I'm Ron Burgundy,
Stay classy Alversia.


"Hail Alversia!"
-Admiral Kazrus
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dej378 is not online. dej378
Joined: 28 Mar 2010
Total Posts: 163
03 Oct 2012 01:03 PM
less narcism pl0x
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frankyfarrell is not online. frankyfarrell
Joined: 19 Oct 2010
Total Posts: 182
03 Oct 2012 01:16 PM
^ Narcissism* and no.
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-Admiral Kazrus
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8SunTzu8 is not online. 8SunTzu8
Joined: 30 Sep 2011
Total Posts: 8199
03 Oct 2012 01:24 PM
Hmm...

So do you charge by how many lines you use, or how many characters you use?

"Contact me if you are interested in becoming a developer, innovator, or recruiter for CSA."
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frankyfarrell is not online. frankyfarrell
Joined: 19 Oct 2010
Total Posts: 182
03 Oct 2012 01:47 PM
Lines. Each line is 50 tix, a link is 100 tix. Fairly cheap.

"Hail Alversia!"
-Admiral Kazrus
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LordLancer is online. LordLancer
Joined: 24 Jul 2011
Total Posts: 12009
03 Oct 2012 01:51 PM
Boo! Bring back Narsavog! :3 Jk. But seriously.. bring back Narsavog.
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8SunTzu8 is not online. 8SunTzu8
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03 Oct 2012 01:53 PM
One sec...

http://www.roblox.com/Zombie-Staff-item?id=26421972

There we go.

"Contact me if you are interested in becoming a developer, innovator, or recruiter for CSA."
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Kwest4eva is not online. Kwest4eva
Joined: 06 Mar 2012
Total Posts: 1831
03 Oct 2012 01:54 PM
I quit APN as a Marine...I was marine for months....I got recommended over 5 times...I decided that I will get more respect from other clans and now I am HR in the other clans..
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8SunTzu8 is not online. 8SunTzu8
Joined: 30 Sep 2011
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03 Oct 2012 01:57 PM
Usually people are promoted to Officer, even if they might not be suited for the rank, rather easily.

You just need to remain active and participate. Considering I've never seen you before and that your name rings no bells from the 2 and a half (periods of 365 days) that I was in APN, you probably fit that description rather well.

Every case is usually a little different, so this is just a generalization.

"Contact me if you are interested in becoming a developer, innovator, or recruiter for CSA."
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spookyBen is not online. spookyBen
Joined: 13 Dec 2009
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03 Oct 2012 01:59 PM
@kwest,

small clans?

if so not surprised

owners are usually noobs who promote people to 2ic rank if they kill a fear.
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frankyfarrell is not online. frankyfarrell
Joined: 19 Oct 2010
Total Posts: 182
03 Oct 2012 02:01 PM
Kwest, if you quit, that's fine. But at least stay away. Don't stalk APN's shouts just so you can randomly pop up and try to diss them.

"Hail Alversia!"
-Admiral Kazrus
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Kwest4eva is not online. Kwest4eva
Joined: 06 Mar 2012
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03 Oct 2012 02:03 PM
I am no longer an Alversian but I will support APN since I am HR in Cobalt Nation...
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8SunTzu8 is not online. 8SunTzu8
Joined: 30 Sep 2011
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03 Oct 2012 02:05 PM
Spooky and Franky are meanies.

:p

Anyway... CN is not a small clan, and it doesn't seem like he is stalking APN. (I don't even do that, I just find the occasional forum about APN on C&G).

"Contact me if you are interested in becoming a developer, innovator, or recruiter for CSA."
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ultimatemariofan9000 is not online. ultimatemariofan9000
Joined: 25 Feb 2011
Total Posts: 1259
03 Oct 2012 02:21 PM
Narsavog did better

srsly the jokes aren't even funny

when you're writing an essay/report/issue,think about them instead of taking 5 minutes for a fail report

(no offense franky noob kk)

hail mario
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NinjaGeneralMan123 is not online. NinjaGeneralMan123
Joined: 10 May 2012
Total Posts: 24
03 Oct 2012 03:32 PM
That post was very amusing. Keep up the good work Franky!
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NinjaGeneralMan123 is not online. NinjaGeneralMan123
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03 Oct 2012 03:35 PM
That was very amusing. Keep up the good work Franky!
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LordLancer is online. LordLancer
Joined: 24 Jul 2011
Total Posts: 12009
03 Oct 2012 03:37 PM
Hi everyone :D Hi Sun :D
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Reaven is not online. Reaven
Joined: 17 Jun 2008
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03 Oct 2012 03:40 PM
Your humor differs from mine.
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LordLancer is online. LordLancer
Joined: 24 Jul 2011
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03 Oct 2012 03:43 PM
No hello to Lancer, Reaven?
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joey8828 is not online. joey8828
Joined: 02 Nov 2008
Total Posts: 624
03 Oct 2012 04:03 PM
Nice work. I think I was on 19 when I stopped making them. MAY DA FUTURE HOLD MOAR! AND GIMMIE MORE SERIOUS STUFF DANGET!
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frankyfarrell is not online. frankyfarrell
Joined: 19 Oct 2010
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03 Oct 2012 04:55 PM
@Mario Haven't seen you in aaaaages.
@Reaven that's because mine is understandable. Silly goose.

"Hail Alversia!"
-Admiral Kazrus
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LordLancer is online. LordLancer
Joined: 24 Jul 2011
Total Posts: 12009
03 Oct 2012 05:48 PM
Hi Joey! Hi Franky! :D
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frankyfarrell is not online. frankyfarrell
Joined: 19 Oct 2010
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03 Oct 2012 06:48 PM
Hi Lancey! :D

"Hail Alversia!"
-Admiral Kazrus
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arcticglalian is not online. arcticglalian
Joined: 21 Jul 2010
Total Posts: 6181
03 Oct 2012 06:50 PM
Why does APN need news, if most of the members already know what is happening? You talk about war and stuff, but most of APN already knows...

Personally, it's a waste of time and energy.
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Reaven is not online. Reaven
Joined: 17 Jun 2008
Total Posts: 9181
03 Oct 2012 06:51 PM
Because people like writing newsletters?
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