MajorTyco
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| 22 Sep 2012 10:43 AM |
A group of MLG elite 360 noscope hardcore 1337 pro hax0rs recently found this letter in Mitt Romney's mail box. They have leaked it to the public as of this morning. The letter reads:
Dear Mr. Romney: On behalf of everyone at Discount Political Views, thank you for choosing the Super-Republican Political Views Premium Package for your needs. Super-Republican Political Views Premium Package includes the following excellent features:
-The brilliant United States Foreign Policy: “You are either with us, or we are coming to liberate you!”
The ability to call Syria “Iran’s Key Ally, and also its route to the sea”, even though neither of those things are true, and have no one catch on that you have apparently never seen a map of the Middle East
-The ability to earn the title Chief Executive Officer of America
-The ability to be able to insult 47% of the population of America with one sentence.
-The ability to have your campaign slogan to consist of nothing but “AMERICA!” repeated a couple times.
We are committed to providing you with the highest level of customer satisfaction possible. If for any reason you have questions or comments, we are delighted to hear from you. Again, thank you for your patronage. We look forward to serving you.
Sincerely, Fidel Castiro, Public Relations Manager
OK, yeah, basically I used to post here a lot. I'm pretty sure most of you either don't remember me or never met me. However, I just wanted to share this satirical article I wrote on my website, where I write many a satirical thing. Usually the contents of my website include blog posts and articles about politics, technology, news, or programming and short stories/ miscellaneous articles sometimes. My foruming here on WWC is really what inspired me to become a writer (and ROBLOX itself inspired to become a programmer, go figure), and I instantly thought that I had to share the letter with WWC right when I finished writing it. Anyway, if you want more, go to thetyk dot webs dot com! |
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Raximus
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MajorTyco
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| 22 Sep 2012 10:49 AM |
| Or I'm satirizing them, but no, that's too much of a stretch. |
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Raximus
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| 22 Sep 2012 11:08 AM |
| obama wants to put the entire world under sharia law |
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Raximus
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| 22 Sep 2012 11:21 AM |
| no commander reptillians do not use mailboxes... go listen to david icke then come back kiddo |
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| 22 Sep 2012 11:29 AM |
but what about alex jones
he's very wise you know
"Instead of a war on poverty they've got a war on drugs so the Police can bother me" - Tupac |
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RubiksAlt
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| 22 Sep 2012 11:51 AM |
| This is the quality of almost all anti-Romney arguements. |
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RubiksAlt
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| 22 Sep 2012 11:52 AM |
Fidel Castiro He definitely is not a far or moderate right politician. |
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RubiksAlt
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| 22 Sep 2012 11:54 AM |
-The ability to be able to insult 47% of the population of America with one sentence. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- He was right with his 47% speech, people are getting way to much government help, and this is causing America to become socialized. Most Obama voter, who I call welfare monkeys, just vote for him for their free stuff. |
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| 22 Sep 2012 11:55 AM |
I totally sense this is 100% legitimate.
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RubiksAlt
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| 22 Sep 2012 11:57 AM |
I totally sense this is 100% legitimate. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- :D Saracasm ftw! |
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jbg23
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| 22 Sep 2012 12:01 PM |
| i knew dat 1337 pro headshawt haxx0rs were secret liberal propagandists al along |
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| 22 Sep 2012 12:14 PM |
you forgot the part where
-You are now allowed to state you want to go back in time!
-You changed your mind about your own healthcare, and gun laws, because they are "socialism"
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sinii
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| 22 Sep 2012 02:21 PM |
| Tyco and Mr. Dimov must have planned this. They both come back at the same time. That's no coincidence. |
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RubiksAlt
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| 22 Sep 2012 03:44 PM |
| Yes,yes sinii. Probably so. |
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