iguanazor
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| 19 Sep 2012 06:10 PM |
they were the first human beings, correct? then that means they are the first humans to experience stuff like emotions and thought processes, so they don't know anything about them or what they are
then god comes up and is like "yo, whatever you do, don't eat that apple. i mean it. that apple, right there, on that tree can't be eaten. you better not eat it. i mean it. stay away from that apple." to a new being that has no knowledge of the world, the only way to learn is through curiosity. they had no idea what could possibly go wrong or anything, and god basically gave them a test that they had no hope of passing
what's up with that |
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md524997
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| 19 Sep 2012 06:11 PM |
| Even though I am christan, I am laughing like hell at this! XD |
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| 19 Sep 2012 06:11 PM |
it's probaly how we have morons and intelligent people.
~Tell it again, Grandpa!
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Milbert23
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| 19 Sep 2012 06:12 PM |
| it's like telling an 8 year old that they're not allowed to go in a room |
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| 19 Sep 2012 06:13 PM |
| God would've had a better chance of obedience from a dog, because they're the only animal that I've consistently seen blindly following the orders of its master. |
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iguanazor
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| 19 Sep 2012 06:14 PM |
@crazy
a test that they had no possibility of passing |
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| 19 Sep 2012 06:15 PM |
'It's just a test.'
Thats like telling your newborn child to not touch a toy, and disowning him if he does.
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Milbert23
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| 19 Sep 2012 06:15 PM |
we should follow his example and give preschoolers the ap calculus test
if they fail, they're expelled |
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