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| 13 Sep 2012 02:53 PM |
...Ones i can laugh at.
Feeling depressed today. .,_,. |
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poulsen
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| 13 Sep 2012 02:53 PM |
You type I as i!
Haha.
~Ice is my life. Fire is my death.~ |
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Mo7phR
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| 13 Sep 2012 02:53 PM |
| WHY THE INVISIBLE MAN CAN'T TAKE A JOB? |
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| 13 Sep 2012 02:53 PM |
YO MOMMA SO STUPID...
SHE'S JUST STUPID!
-The pirate of RT. |
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hotty6903
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| 13 Sep 2012 02:53 PM |
I used to have jokes, till I got killed.
■▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬■ [~-->The Idiot of Roblox Talk<--~] ■▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬■ |
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| 13 Sep 2012 02:53 PM |
What does a bird waiter say?
What would you like, tweat?
Get it? Tweet, and eat. Tweat?
I made that up... :3 |
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| 13 Sep 2012 02:54 PM |
Sorry. I'd tell you a pizza joke. But it'd be too cheest. Badum-crash.
-RT's New Guy |
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| 13 Sep 2012 02:55 PM |
Not even Giggled yet.
So far heres your jokes at: (On the Laugh-O-Meter)
FAIL
No, just no
Ok... e_e <===
Cool, i guess.
Haha.
LOL.
ROFL.
-Mind Explodes-
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Xenobo
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| 13 Sep 2012 02:55 PM |
ill tell ya a joke, oh wait i just did tell ya a joke, but for real:
this is a joke with pineapples under the sea
dun dun dun dun
who lives under the sea
pineapples |
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| 13 Sep 2012 02:56 PM |
@newtestkingii
Did you mean: Cheesy?
You might have already corrected it by the time I post this. But, I like the joke. :3 |
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| 13 Sep 2012 02:56 PM |
| You just went down on the Laugh-O-Meter...cmon...im gettind depressed. |
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werlo45
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| 13 Sep 2012 02:57 PM |
I sold my car for gas.
~Oh sorry, I was just laughing at you're suckish reply down there...Hah~ |
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Mo7phR
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| 13 Sep 2012 02:57 PM |
oh screw you
remain depressive for the rest of your life |
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| 13 Sep 2012 02:57 PM |
| all the jokes i know i would get banned for telling |
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| 13 Sep 2012 02:57 PM |
Rucka Rucka Ali. Listen to his music or Youtube: A dose of Buckley. Cynical and hilariously true in every way.
❤♥❤ |
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| 13 Sep 2012 02:58 PM |
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
I then come to this place. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
-The pirate of RT. |
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| 13 Sep 2012 02:58 PM |
@Mo
Starting flame wars as usual, hm?
I dont gotta get my cage do i? |
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| 13 Sep 2012 02:58 PM |
How do you know if an egg has a good yolk?
It cracks all the other eggs up.
If I was saying this irl, it would be more obvious the work yolk was meant to be like joke.
Somebody give me an Oscar. |
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| 13 Sep 2012 02:58 PM |
Sorry, yes. Cheesy. Not cheest. Just done my homework, bit out of mind.
-RT's New Guy |
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Mo7phR
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| 13 Sep 2012 02:58 PM |
@Kado
>uses improper grammar/still doesn't notice my sarcasm
There should be a door somewhere. |
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dog896
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| 13 Sep 2012 03:00 PM |
| YEBOTI MAUTIAF WOO PITCHKA MAUTIFAHBRA PIONERASTY CAKI TI MOLAS BUDALA DEBLA CON COKI OO YEBOTI TE TEBUI BUDALA CAOKAI TI MAULAS TAKA YEBEYM TE MAUTFIA IOOO PITCHKA CAKU TI OMG YEBOTI TISI BUDALA NEMIUA OBITI TA SESTRA CAKO TE OO YEBOTI I NAUGHSACE NEKAD PREACHETEA THA TEBI YEBAMTA MUATIAF DEBALA CON |
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| 13 Sep 2012 03:00 PM |
@Mo
Dont start applying to my comments. K? |
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Mo7phR
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| 13 Sep 2012 03:00 PM |
| >doesn't know what greentexting means |
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| 13 Sep 2012 03:02 PM |
Mo, mo, mo. Get out. I would open the door for you, but I couldn't look in your Direction.
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