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| 09 Sep 2012 05:47 PM |
Squirt guns and a whoopie cushion. (Don't ask why we needed the cushion. It's a long story.)
We managed to last 8 minutes and 32 seconds before they caught all of us. That's a new record of all time by seven seconds! |
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Thesure2
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| 09 Sep 2012 05:49 PM |
| Next time steal a helicopter and fly crazy so people know somethings up |
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| 09 Sep 2012 05:49 PM |
Lemme guest?
your typing this in a jail cell? |
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| 09 Sep 2012 05:50 PM |
| This jail has wifi...SWEET |
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| 09 Sep 2012 05:50 PM |
| @Herohead123, Nah, I'm at home. My parents are getting a major talk with the (soaking) authorities outside. I'm estimating by the time they get back I won't be able to get back with you guys. |
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| 09 Sep 2012 05:51 PM |
| Do you narbs seriously think you can get arresting for making the police all wet. They're not THAT butthurt. |
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| 09 Sep 2012 05:54 PM |
| Whatever you say broski. This is the fourth time this month that we did this. The cops should be thanking us for giving them some action in this boring town. |
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| 09 Sep 2012 05:55 PM |
quick
tell us what went down before you get grounded this sounds like a good story |
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| 09 Sep 2012 06:05 PM |
| @Boeing717, Well this is the story. Joey, Ricky, Johny, Sally, Matt, and I were going to raid the police department this Sunday morning since it normally caused a ruckus in the church next door if we managed to escape to it. Sally couldn't come because she was afraid her parents would punish her and Matt was a total idiot who dropped out at the last second. Joey was to deploy the stink bomb on top of the roof to get most of the cops upstairs. Then Rick, J-man, and I started shooting the ones downstairs. Since we are under 18 they couldn't taze us, but we still tried to avoid contact with them. Joey radioed that he was trapped in a closset where they stored some firearms. Ricky was being the fat tard that he was and fell for the polices donut trap leaving me with my best friend J-man or Johny. When we got cornered He pulled out a minature crowbar out of his back pack and started swinging it around giving me enough time to escape into a hallway. Johny had the whoopie cushion attached to the end off his rod so it made funny sounds after the first two hits until he was tackled to the ground. I ran down the path and the police were angry. I had used up all my squirt ammo so I raced for the church until a gigantic dog of theirs came out of a bush and pinned me down. After that they rounded us up. Sent us home in different police vehicles and now the cop is talking with my parents. Anymore questions? |
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| 09 Sep 2012 06:12 PM |
off topic but what did illegaluturn get banned for
i was excited to see if you really could get everyone to hate you in 10 posts |
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| 09 Sep 2012 06:18 PM |
| @Boeing717, I don't know. Something to do with my witty sing-along or my rant about lameness of a particular side of the brony-antibrony conflict. |
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| 09 Sep 2012 06:21 PM |
| next time bring the toliet paper |
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| 09 Sep 2012 06:24 PM |
| @corey575757, Last time we did that they forced us to clean it up. Since we soaked them I doupt we'll need to do their dry cleaning. |
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| 09 Sep 2012 06:25 PM |
Almost believed you But dogs are trained to bite |
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| 09 Sep 2012 06:25 PM |
next time bring the nerf guns and the toilet paper
the tp is for if they make you clean the water |
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| 09 Sep 2012 06:27 PM |
| @GeneralOfTheGuests, I forgot to mention that the only police dog they got there is Jacky who just lingers around the building and isn't used anymore. All his teeth are gone, he smells, his gums rot, and if you compare him to Ricky, he makes Ricky look like a super model. The dog didn't bite, but nearly suffocated me with its heaviness. |
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