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| 08 Sep 2012 10:47 PM |
Alright, well, people often tell my patients that I only make matters worse because I never finished highschool and threatened my boss to give me this job, but don't listen to them! I'm here to help you!
One of my most popular methods is imitating your worst enemy! Let's get started, shall we? |
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| 08 Sep 2012 10:48 PM |
| Everybody forgets that I'm raelly Nyarlathotep even though I look like Cthulhu! We're not even related! I'm an Outer God, and he's a Great Old One! Why does this keep happening to me, Doc? |
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jcarsonw2
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| 08 Sep 2012 10:48 PM |
| Doctor Tai, Dr. Hayashi Tadaka Rake is sueing you. |
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AbCatchem
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| 08 Sep 2012 10:52 PM |
| "Worst enemy, eh?" AbCatchem says in a bitter, but somewhat hollow, frail voice, her eyes wide. "The only one I've to claim my worst enemy is...my past self, actions of envy and greed, desire and foolishness! NO! WE CAN NEVER RETURN TO THOSE DAYS!" |
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| 08 Sep 2012 10:52 PM |
Pie, that is simply because no one likes you! They tear you apart with mockery and teasing because it is your only weak point!
Sueing me? What-what does that mean? Is this some sort of slang that teenagers use these days? "HEY, DOG. I AM TOTES GOING TO SUE YOU, MAN." |
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jcarsonw2
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| 08 Sep 2012 10:53 PM |
TAI
I MADE YOU A HAIKU!
Rake and Taiwolf stand
Rake strikes swiftly, Tai goes down
Feeling fades from Tai.
=) |
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AbCatchem
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| 08 Sep 2012 10:54 PM |
| "Ignored, pushed aside, irrelevant! YES! That's I AM! But perhaps it is what is necessary..." |
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| 08 Sep 2012 10:54 PM |
Wha-what do you mean no one likes me...
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WHY DON'T PEOPLE LIKE ME, DOC? WHY? |
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| 08 Sep 2012 10:56 PM |
No, we must Ab! We must remember those days of suffering, of weakness! EMBRACE IT! IT IS WHO YOU ARE, WHO YOU ARE DESTINED TO BE, WHO YOU WILL BE FOR ALL ETERNITY! IT IS THE TRUTH, AND YOU MUST ACCEPT IT! THERE IS NO HOPE FOR YOU! NONE!!!! NONE!!!!!!!!
Is anyone else hankering for some walnuts? I shall order room service immediately! |
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| 08 Sep 2012 10:58 PM |
| I want a Dunwich Sandwich... |
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AbCatchem
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| 08 Sep 2012 10:59 PM |
| "BUT WE CANNOT RETURN TO THOSE DAYS, WE CANNOT GO BACK TO THE NIGHT WHEN ALL THE STARS DISAPPEARED, WHEN CHAOS WON, WHEN THE SOULS WERE BROKEN! AN IMPOSSIBLE FEAT IT IS! I CANNOT BECOME THAT DEMON I WAS, THAT FOOLISH CHILD! NEVER!" |
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| 08 Sep 2012 10:59 PM |
Pie- Because you are a foolish child, silly! ^_^ You children, running about and anticipating all the love in the world from your teachers, friends, family, neighbors. Excuse me while I chuckle lightly. Ohohoho! No one appreciates you. You are nothing to anyone and everyone.
But embracing the truth is just one step closer to conquering it!
Or, do I have that backwards?... Oh, no matter! Let's go along with that statement! |
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| 08 Sep 2012 11:02 PM |
Llama- Yes. In fact, you are one! Ohohoho! You are just a cancer that needs to be cured! But, don't feel bad! There are many like you, such as Robbie, who is a successfu- oh, dear. No, wait, I'm afraid he died three years ago... But there is also Lulu who is- Oh, no, she, too, died...
WHERE ARE MY WALNUTS?! O.E |
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| 08 Sep 2012 11:03 PM |
| "Oh hey, it's me." I say as I look in up and see myself. |
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| 08 Sep 2012 11:03 PM |
| AbCatchem stares at the Llama, with some inhumane, savage light in her eyes." YOU! PROBLEMS! AHAHAHA! PROBLEMS?! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW LUCKY YOU ARE, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE, YOU! YOU ARE FOOLISH, THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE! FOOLISH!" she laughs hysterically, her laughter forming into wails of agony as she spewed ink all over the floors. |
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| 08 Sep 2012 11:04 PM |
| DOCTOR, DOCTOR, I'M HUNGRY. MAKE ME A SANDWICH. |
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| 08 Sep 2012 11:05 PM |
| God, you people are insane. |
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| 08 Sep 2012 11:05 PM |
| Jett- Yes it is you silly! You are your own enemy! But, how do you conquer your enemy if you are your own enemy, you may ask? Oh, that's simple! You afflict yourself! It may leave you with a few minor - or major - wounds, but at least you are-- WHAT IS GOING ON!!!???! I GET A LITTLE o.e TWITCHY WHEN MY-MY WALNUTS ARENT HERE ON T-TIME |
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| 08 Sep 2012 11:05 PM |
| Llama glanced over at Ab, taking out a handkerchief from his bag and handing it to her. "Cancer? The type that all RP'ers speak of that is most likely going to be the end of the community?" |
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| 08 Sep 2012 11:06 PM |
Llama- Yes! ^.^ But-- look on the bright side!...
...My walnuts are here! |
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| 08 Sep 2012 11:09 PM |
| "That sounds an awful lot like Navi..." I say as I examine my clone, it doing the same. We circle around each other, trying to find the best way to take each other down. |
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| 08 Sep 2012 11:09 PM |
| "So should I just isolate myself or get those life size hamster balls?" |
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| 08 Sep 2012 11:10 PM |
AbCatchem took the handkerchief and burned it with blue fire. "THE FOOLISH LLAMA BELIEVES IT CAN QUELL MY SORROWS! BWAHAAHAHAHA!" |
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