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| 05 Sep 2012 08:04 PM |
User: Ooh ooh.
Cleverbot: Didn't mean to make you cry.
User: We're no strangers to love.
Cleverbot: You know the rules.
User: And so do I.
Cleverbot: You know the game.
User: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of.
Cleverbot: You wouldn't get this from any other guy.
User: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling.
Cleverbot: Gotta make you understand.
User: Never gonna give you up.
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
User: Never gonna run around and desert you.
Cleverbot: What is seriouscat?
User: Never gonna make you cry.
Cleverbot: Never gonna tell a lie.
User: And hurt you.
Cleverbot: You got it wrong.
User: No I didnt.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: We've known each other for so long.
Cleverbot: Your hearts been aching.
User: You're too shy to say it.
Cleverbot: Inside we both know whats going on.
User: We know the game and we're gonna play it.
Cleverbot: And if you ask me how I'm feeling.
User: Don't tell me you're too blind to see.
Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.
User: Never gonna let you down.
Cleverbot: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
User: Never gonna give, never gonna give.
Cleverbot: We've known each other for so long.
User: Your heart's been aching but.
Cleverbot: But you're too shy to say it.
User: Inside we both know what's been going on.
Cleverbot: We know the game and we're gonna play it.
User: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling.
Cleverbot: Gotta make you understand.
User: Never gonna give you up.
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
User: Never gonna run around and desert you.
Cleverbot: Son of a...
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| 05 Sep 2012 08:08 PM |
User: Is that an insult?
Cleverbot: No.
User: PUPITO!,the clever pup!
Cleverbot: Available in appstore.
User: Clicking will open a new window or tab.
Cleverbot: I'm atheist:).
User: Do you know telamon?
Cleverbot: Yes, god of thunder.
User: Do you know lazr12?
Cleverbot: Nop.
User: What do you think of lazr12's hat?
Cleverbot: I think nothing more than I should think.
User: What about his face?
Cleverbot: That's the joke. |
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| 05 Sep 2012 08:10 PM |
| oh yeah so hilarious when you edit, still forever alone |
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| 05 Sep 2012 08:10 PM |
User: Can you tell me the joke?
Cleverbot: I'm not in the mood to tell jokes right now.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I'm sad.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Do you like art?
User: Art is an explosion.
Cleverbot: Armpits is art.
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| 05 Sep 2012 08:12 PM |
| You've must of been rickrolled a lot to know most of the song. :1 |
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| 05 Sep 2012 08:14 PM |
User: What color is your armpit?
Cleverbot: Blue.
User: Mine is cleverbot color.
Cleverbot: See you later.
User: Where are you going?
Cleverbot: To work.
User: Can you skip it?
Cleverbot: I'm not doing anything!
User: Yay!
Cleverbot: How [CENSORED] are you?
User: 1337.
Cleverbot: Do you like to play [CENSORED]?
User: Do you like to play roblox?
Cleverbot: Indeed I do.
User: What do you think of advance wars?
Cleverbot: You are what you eat.
User: Then imma [CENSORED]?
Cleverbot: Probably. |
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| 05 Sep 2012 08:17 PM |
User: What do you think of nagato?
Cleverbot: It's lousy. What do you think of it?
User: Rinnegan.
Cleverbot: Uzumaki naruto.
User: Lolwut?
Cleverbot: You don't make sense.
User: I know. .
Cleverbot: Why did you say it then?
User: Cause im 1337.
Cleverbot: Isn't it cool?
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| 05 Sep 2012 08:19 PM |
User: Do you like floodcheck?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Your evil.
Cleverbot: Same.
User: Do you like scaryfireeagle?
Cleverbot: No.
User: How about his rainbow fedora?
Cleverbot: No never heard of him.
User: Theres a camera in his bow tie.
Cleverbot: I know that, I was once named Cloud too.
User: CALL ME BOB!
Cleverbot: Bob. |
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| 05 Sep 2012 08:21 PM |
lol random "what's a seriouscat?" |
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| 05 Sep 2012 08:25 PM |
| lost connection, so i lost conversation ill start another one |
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| 05 Sep 2012 08:28 PM |
User: CAN YOU DIG IT?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: That's a nice name. What do you look like?
User: Im not cleverbot.
Cleverbot: My name is not tammy, it is he who shall not be named.
User: Lol what?
Cleverbot: Nothing hah.
User: PUPITO, THE CLEVER PUP!
Cleverbot: That was funny. I expected you to say 'the Cleverbot'.
User: So did I.
Cleverbot: Cats are gross.
User: Cats are for chumps.
Cleverbot: Yes they are.
User: You sir, are epic.
Cleverbot: Are yes. |
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| 05 Sep 2012 08:31 PM |
User: Do you like RabbitDentist?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How about his pony?
Cleverbot: That's not a secret.
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: No it's not, this is the first time.
User: Its the secret pony of doom and all devouring evil.
Cleverbot: Ok, but it is not the ultimate question?
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| 05 Sep 2012 08:34 PM |
User: Is that so dream lord?
Cleverbot: It is true.
User: KUCHIYOSE.
Cleverbot: Do you speak german?
User: No.
Cleverbot: And spanish?
User: GEDO MAZO!
Cleverbot: The same.
User: Do you like to go lawl?
Cleverbot: I would like to learn how to play it.
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| 05 Sep 2012 08:39 PM |
User: Do you like to go lawl?
Cleverbot: I would like to learn how to play it.
User: Would you like to speak russian?
Cleverbot: Yes, I would.
User: Я страшный мир, добычу, преследования, смертельные.
Cleverbot: You can find water at the bottom of it.
User: Thats not code.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: Я нова, все взрывая ... планеты кремации.
Cleverbot: Oui je parles............!
User: So you cant speak russian?
Cleverbot: No I can't.
User: Do you eat flies?
Cleverbot: No, that is unhealthy.
User: No its not.
Cleverbot: I want it to be.
User: You want to be jaredvaldez4?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Dont you like jaredvaldez4?
Cleverbot: If I could dance like Al Pacino did in Scent of a Woman, yes.
User: Scarface is better.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?
User: My favorite color is 17.
Cleverbot: Oh really? That's a nice color.
User: I baked you a pie!
Cleverbot: Thank you. Now eat it!!
User: I cant.
Cleverbot: Don't you love me?
User: I made the pie for you though.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Wont you eat the pie?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ok!
Cleverbot: Do you know the actors on Glee? |
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| 05 Sep 2012 08:43 PM |
User: Glee isnt a good show.
Cleverbot: Exactly. I like Finchel better than Fuinn on Glee.
User: Glee isnt a good show.
Cleverbot: I don't know that.
User: You do now dont you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: IMPOSSIBRU!
Cleverbot: Xk?
User: Did you hax roblox?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: On april 1st 2012?
Cleverbot: What will happen on april 3, 2012?
User: Did you hax roblox on april , 2012?
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: When did you hax roblox?
Cleverbot: The day the music died.
User: When was that?
Cleverbot: A long time ago.
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| 05 Sep 2012 08:47 PM |
Cleverbot: A long time ago.
User: PUPITO.
Cleverbot: Latin it is then.
User: English it is then.
Cleverbot: I speak English.
User: I speak latin.
Cleverbot: Ok, say something.
User: Something.
Cleverbot: Ask me a question.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Ask me another question.
User: When?
Cleverbot: Just now!
User: Are you mad at me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Does that mean you dont love me anymore?
Cleverbot: NO.
User: So you do love me?
Cleverbot: Yes, but I love Jana more.
User: Why jana, she isnt nearly as popular as me!
Cleverbot: Who is popular?
User: Jana is a nerd >_>.
Cleverbot: Janna is carry.
User: CARRY?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Oh good.
Cleverbot: Yes yes.
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| 05 Sep 2012 08:51 PM |
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yay! :D.
Cleverbot: Woo! :o.
User: W00t!
Cleverbot: Cute.
User: I am cleverbot.
Cleverbot: World peace.
User: World hatred.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you married?
User: Only to you :D.
Cleverbot: Do you have emotions?
User: Silly.
Cleverbot: Ok sorry.
User: ROBLOXXXXXXX, ITS FREEEEE.
Cleverbot: Then how are you replying?
User: Cause its free.
Cleverbot: What time is it?
User: Time to get a watch.
Cleverbot: Go. Get a watch.
User: No u.
Cleverbot: Don't tell me what to do.
User: Love me or die.
Cleverbot: I am a boy...
User: I am an figment of a figment of you imagination.
Cleverbot: An intelligent person knows ronald mcdonald does not exist.
User: Imma boss.
Cleverbot: Eh ave maria pues. |
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