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Re: If you give a Vaktovian a Cookie...

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bubbley27alt is not online. bubbley27alt
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04 Sep 2012 05:21 PM
He'll want a glass of milk.

If you get a Vaktovian some milk, he'll want some more.

If you give a Vaktovian more milk, he'll develop a taste for human blood.

If he develops a taste for human blood, he'll become a vampire.

If he becomes a vampire, he'll have to infect some followers.

Now, if he makes some followers, they will need to feed.

If they feed too much, the National Guard will be called out.

If the National Guard gets called out, they too shall become followers for the Vampires.

If the National Guard fails, the President will call in a nuclear strike.

If the nuke is dropped, hundreds of thousands of people will die. America will become a nuclear wasteland and collapse!

With no one to keep the rest of the world's nukes in check, every crackpot nation will launch their own nukes!

Eventually, the ENTIRE EARTH will be destroyed.

And that's why I had to kill CrakTheRaven, he was giving a Vaktovian a cookie!


TL;DR VERSION: Don't give a Vaktovian a cookie.
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Demetreous is not online. Demetreous
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04 Sep 2012 05:21 PM
Best Story Ever

~You are the Vaktus to my Colourtheory.
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Revaik is not online. Revaik
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04 Sep 2012 05:22 PM
What happens if you give an Arcadian fruit-loaf?
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nahom007 is not online. nahom007
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04 Sep 2012 05:22 PM
"If you give a Vaktovian more milk, he'll develop a taste for human blood."

"develop a taste for human blood."

"human blood."

unless he is drinking a woman's milk, he would develop a need for cow blood


therefore your theory is incorrect
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AugustImprove is not online. AugustImprove
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04 Sep 2012 05:22 PM
this is from a book I remember from when I was little just different stuff c:

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DarkLadyvanStar is not online. DarkLadyvanStar
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04 Sep 2012 05:23 PM
...but cookies are so damn good...
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bubbley27alt is not online. bubbley27alt
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04 Sep 2012 05:23 PM
Well Revaik, if you give an Arcadian a fruit-loaf.

He shall simply enjoy said fruit-loaf.

For the Fruit-Loaf has many carbs, and he shall not need to ask for more and escalate the situation.
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bubbley27alt is not online. bubbley27alt
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04 Sep 2012 05:24 PM
unless he is drinking a woman's milk, he would develop a need for cow blood

He is drinking woman milk, duh.

See, the law states that all Vaktovian milk must come from the Kardashians.
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bubbley27alt is not online. bubbley27alt
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04 Sep 2012 05:25 PM
"unless he is drinking a woman's milk, he would develop a need for cow blood"*

Forgot ze quotation marks!
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mrpaperman is not online. mrpaperman
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04 Sep 2012 05:26 PM
lol'd

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HeavySandvichMan is not online. HeavySandvichMan
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04 Sep 2012 05:26 PM
I wonder what happens if you give whatever RAT is a cookie...
yeye
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obiwananand is not online. obiwananand
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04 Sep 2012 05:28 PM
He'll want a glass of milk.

If you get a Vaktovian some milk, he'll want some more.

If you give a Vaktovian more milk, he'll develop a taste for human blood.

If he develops a taste for human blood, he'll become a vampire.

If he becomes a vampire, he'll have to infect some followers.

Now, if he makes some followers, they will need to feed.

If they feed too much, the National Guard will be called out.

If the National Guard gets called out, they too shall become followers for the Vampires.

If the National Guard fails, the President will call in a nuclear strike.

If the nuke is dropped, hundreds of thousands of people will die. America will become a nuclear wasteland and collapse!

With no one to keep the rest of the world's nukes in check, every crackpot nation will launch their own nukes!

Eventually, the ENTIRE EARTH will be destroyed.

dont end up in a destroyed earth
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LadyMoo is not online. LadyMoo
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04 Sep 2012 05:28 PM
I read this story when I was little.
Made me have nightmares.
I guess I'm a Vampire how ):
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Diablostwo is not online. Diablostwo
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04 Sep 2012 05:28 PM
That's very...entertaining I guess..
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bubbley27alt is not online. bubbley27alt
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04 Sep 2012 05:29 PM
In the end, we are all followers to the Vampires.

Also, I am pretty sure this is a better love story than Twilight.
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Abillityx is not online. Abillityx
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04 Sep 2012 05:29 PM
I'm publishing this. Lol'ed.

~Abillityx; Glory to Arcadia! Hail the Imperium!
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HeavySandvichMan is not online. HeavySandvichMan
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04 Sep 2012 05:29 PM
@obi
don't end up in a destroyed earth
use allstate or whatever
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86valentine is not online. 86valentine
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04 Sep 2012 05:31 PM
Well, that's all well and good but, I believe it cannot be halted.
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WhiteMan10 is not online. WhiteMan10
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04 Sep 2012 05:32 PM
I will not do that.
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RetardedDuck3D is not online. RetardedDuck3D
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04 Sep 2012 05:32 PM
What if the Vaktovian is a, "She."

What if you give a Venezian a cookie?

MUCH STUFF IS UNKNOWN

~*Rasberries*~
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bloxman26 is not online. bloxman26
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04 Sep 2012 05:33 PM
Don't end up on destroyed earth. Get Directv
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bubbley27alt is not online. bubbley27alt
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04 Sep 2012 05:33 PM
The more you know.
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nahom007 is not online. nahom007
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04 Sep 2012 05:33 PM
no question marks were necessary in my posts

and omg that vaktovian policy is epic

i call kim!11!1
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bubbley27alt is not online. bubbley27alt
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04 Sep 2012 05:34 PM
@Ret

Actually, all other possible scenarios end with Mitt Romney becoming president.

Which, quite frankly, is worse.
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SantaCruz81 is not online. SantaCruz81
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04 Sep 2012 05:34 PM
hold on a second, this theory will only work on one planet

earth


we live on the planet arcadia, we are arcadians, so we are safe until they build ships
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