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Re: Change one word in "Meet The Pyro"
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| 03 Sep 2012 07:56 PM |
Swap one word with another. Let's have fun!
["Meet the Pyro" text appears, then is burned away to reveal the feet of the Pyro, Fire Axe in hand, walking over a pair of glasses towards the camera.]
[Cut to a small room. The RED Heavy is seen almost completely in silhouette.]
Heavy: I fear no man. But that... thing... it scares me.
[Cut to a view behind the Pyro's right shoulder. A BLU Engineer shuts a door before a BLU Scout can join him inside. The Scout pulls desperately on the handle. Cut again to the interview room. This time it is the RED Scout in silhouette.]
Scout: No, I... I ain't, I ain't talking about that freak. All right?
[Worried, he tries to detach the lavalier microphone from his shirt.]
Scout: He's not here, is he?
[Scout continues to tug as he stands and walks toward the camera, knocking it over.]
Scout: How do I get this f***ing thing off?!
[Cut to Pyro kicking down the door into the BLU team's room, Flame Thrower ready. Fade back to the interview room, this time with the RED Spy.]
Spy: One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask...
[Cut to Pyro eating his Flame Thrower, then to a wider shot, showing an entire wooden town in flames.]
Spy: ...what dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty?
[Cut to a front view of the Pyro, zooming rapidly into the blackness of one of his eyepieces. There is the sound of the Pyro's breathing and a single white spot which zooms forward and splits into a binocular view. When these focus, it shows a psychedelic dreamscape. As Do You Believe In Magic? begins playing, the view from the Pyro's eyes shows colorful hills, lollipops, floating cats and quaint villages. The Pyro's flame thrower appears in his hands as an unusually-shaped brass instrument, spraying a rainbow-coloured mist over ground, causing colourful flowers to spring from the lawn in front of him. The Pyro laughs. Within this dreamscape, BLU characters appear as chubby little cherubs and sound like babies. As a BLU Heavy appears and bounces on the ground, the Pyro grabs a lollipop and cheers. The two converge seemingly happily. While the Pyro in the dreamscape shoves the lollipop in the Heavy's mouth, in reality he's chopping the Heavy with the Fire Axe. Then a BLU Scout appears. The Pyro blows bubbles in his face. In reality, he shoots the Scout with the Scorch Shot, making him reel back. In the dreamscape, a BLU Medic appears out of a box, and Pyro closes the box on him. In reality, Pyro traps the BLU Medic in a shed by barring the door with his axe.]
Medic: No!
[Pyro bathes the shed and the Medic in flames, while in the dreamscape, the Pyro continues to shoot streams of rainbow mist from his weapon. As he passes, the Balloonicorn appears, and the BLU Engineer and Spy ride it. The BLU cherubs salute and celebrate the Pyro as he leaves while in reality...]
Demoman: I'm burning!
[A BLU Soldier and Scout flee while a BLU Sniper crashes out of a second-story window to the ground. He crawls over to the ankle of a person nearby.]
Sniper: Help!
[The BLU Sniper is holding the Pyro's ankle. The Pyro looks down and shoots his flame thrower. The Sniper can be heard screaming as the view zooms in on his mask, flames reflecting off the eyepieces as the Pyro tilts his head.]
[Ending title card appears and accompanying music plays]
[Cut back to the dreamscape, where the Pyro happily walks away into the sunset. The view zooms out and passes through the burnt, gaping hole in the a stomach of a BLU Soldier. The view transitions back to reality as the Soldier clutches his smouldering innards for a moment and then falls over with a stifled groan. The Pyro continues to walk away into the sunset, whistling to Do You Believe In Magic? as the town begins to collapse from the inferno, the streets littered with charred BLU corpses. Fade to black.]
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| 03 Sep 2012 07:56 PM |
| Replace "Magic" with "Spaghetti" |
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| 03 Sep 2012 07:57 PM |
| Spy: One shudders to imagine what brony thoughts lie behind that mask... |
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| 03 Sep 2012 07:58 PM |
Change one word, make it red, dammit. Let's have fun!
["Meet the Pyro" text appears, then is burned away to reveal the feet of the Pyro, Fire Axe in hand, walking over a pair of glasses towards the camera.]
[Cut to a small room. The RED Heavy is seen almost completely in silhouette.]
Heavy: I fear no man. But that... thing... it scares me.
[Cut to a view behind the Pyro's right shoulder. A BLU Engineer shuts a door before a BLU Scout can join him inside. The Scout pulls desperately on the handle. Cut again to the interview room. This time it is the RED Scout in silhouette.]
Scout: No, I... I ain't, I ain't talking about that freak. All right?
[Worried, he tries to detach the lavalier microphone from his shirt.]
Scout: He's not here, is he?
[Scout continues to tug as he stands and walks toward the camera, knocking it over.]
Scout: How do I get this f***ing thing off?!
[Cut to Pyro kicking down the door into the BLU team's room, Flame Thrower ready. Fade back to the interview room, this time with the RED Spy.]
Spy: One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask...
[Cut to Pyro eating his Flame Thrower, then to a wider shot, showing an entire wooden town in flames.]
Spy: ...what dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty?
[Cut to a front view of the Pyro, zooming rapidly into the blackness of one of his eyepieces. There is the sound of the Pyro's breathing and a single white spot which zooms forward and splits into a binocular view. When these focus, it shows a psychedelic dreamscape. As Do You Believe In Spaghetti? begins playing, the view from the Pyro's eyes shows colorful hills, lollipops, floating cats and quaint villages. The Pyro's flame thrower appears in his hands as an unusually-shaped brass instrument, spraying a rainbow-coloured mist over ground, causing colourful flowers to spring from the lawn in front of him. The Pyro laughs. Within this dreamscape, BLU characters appear as chubby little cherubs and sound like babies. As a BLU Heavy appears and bounces on the ground, the Pyro grabs a lollipop and cheers. The two converge seemingly happily. While the Pyro in the dreamscape shoves the lollipop in the Heavy's mouth, in reality he's chopping the Heavy with the Fire Axe. Then a BLU Scout appears. The Pyro blows bubbles in his face. In reality, he shoots the Scout with the Scorch Shot, making him reel back. In the dreamscape, a BLU Medic appears out of a box, and Pyro closes the box on him. In reality, Pyro traps the BLU Medic in a shed by barring the door with his axe.]
Medic: No!
[Pyro bathes the shed and the Medic in flames, while in the dreamscape, the Pyro continues to shoot streams of rainbow mist from his weapon. As he passes, the Balloonicorn appears, and the BLU Engineer and Spy ride it. The BLU cherubs salute and celebrate the Pyro as he leaves while in reality...]
Demoman: I'm burning!
[A BLU Soldier and Scout flee while a BLU Sniper crashes out of a second-story window to the ground. He crawls over to the ankle of a person nearby.]
Sniper: Help!
[The BLU Sniper is holding the Pyro's ankle. The Pyro looks down and shoots his flame thrower. The Sniper can be heard screaming as the view zooms in on his mask, flames reflecting off the eyepieces as the Pyro tilts his head.]
[Ending title card appears and accompanying music plays]
[Cut back to the dreamscape, where the Pyro happily walks away into the sunset. The view zooms out and passes through the burnt, gaping hole in the a stomach of a BLU Soldier. The view transitions back to reality as the Soldier clutches his smouldering innards for a moment and then falls over with a stifled groan. The Pyro continues to walk away into the sunset, whistling to Do You Believe In Spaghetti? as the town begins to collapse from the inferno, the streets littered with charred BLU corpses. Fade to black.]
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| 03 Sep 2012 07:59 PM |
| replace the f word with ass |
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| 03 Sep 2012 07:59 PM |
Change one word, make it red, dammit. Let's have fun!
["Meet the Pyro" text appears, then is burned away to reveal the feet of the Pyro, Fire Axe in hand, walking over a pair of glasses towards the camera.]
[Cut to a small room. The RED Heavy is seen almost completely in silhouette.]
Heavy: I fear no man. But that... thing... it scares me.
[Cut to a view behind the Pyro's right shoulder. A BLU Engineer shuts a door before a BLU Scout can join him inside. The Scout pulls desperately on the handle. Cut again to the interview room. This time it is the RED Scout in silhouette.]
Scout: No, I... I ain't, I ain't talking about that freak. All right?
[Worried, he tries to detach the lavalier microphone from his shirt.]
Scout: He's not here, is he?
[Scout continues to tug as he stands and walks toward the camera, knocking it over.]
Scout: How do I get this f***ing thing off?!
[Cut to Pyro kicking down the door into the BLU team's room, Flame Thrower ready. Fade back to the interview room, this time with the RED Spy.]
Spy: One shudders to imagine what brony thoughts lie behind that mask...
[Cut to Pyro eating his Flame Thrower, then to a wider shot, showing an entire wooden town in flames.]
Spy: ...what dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty?
[Cut to a front view of the Pyro, zooming rapidly into the blackness of one of his eyepieces. There is the sound of the Pyro's breathing and a single white spot which zooms forward and splits into a binocular view. When these focus, it shows a psychedelic dreamscape. As Do You Believe In Magic? begins playing, the view from the Pyro's eyes shows colorful hills, lollipops, floating cats and quaint villages. The Pyro's flame thrower appears in his hands as an unusually-shaped brass instrument, spraying a rainbow-coloured mist over ground, causing colourful flowers to spring from the lawn in front of him. The Pyro laughs. Within this dreamscape, BLU characters appear as chubby little cherubs and sound like babies. As a BLU Heavy appears and bounces on the ground, the Pyro grabs a lollipop and cheers. The two converge seemingly happily. While the Pyro in the dreamscape shoves the lollipop in the Heavy's mouth, in reality he's chopping the Heavy with the Fire Axe. Then a BLU Scout appears. The Pyro blows bubbles in his face. In reality, he shoots the Scout with the Scorch Shot, making him reel back. In the dreamscape, a BLU Medic appears out of a box, and Pyro closes the box on him. In reality, Pyro traps the BLU Medic in a shed by barring the door with his axe.]
Medic: No!
[Pyro bathes the shed and the Medic in flames, while in the dreamscape, the Pyro continues to shoot streams of rainbow mist from his weapon. As he passes, the Balloonicorn appears, and the BLU Engineer and Spy ride it. The BLU cherubs salute and celebrate the Pyro as he leaves while in reality...]
Demoman: I'm burning!
[A BLU Soldier and Scout flee while a BLU Sniper crashes out of a second-story window to the ground. He crawls over to the ankle of a person nearby.]
Sniper: Help!
[The BLU Sniper is holding the Pyro's ankle. The Pyro looks down and shoots his flame thrower. The Sniper can be heard screaming as the view zooms in on his mask, flames reflecting off the eyepieces as the Pyro tilts his head.]
[Ending title card appears and accompanying music plays]
[Cut back to the dreamscape, where the Pyro happily walks away into the sunset. The view zooms out and passes through the burnt, gaping hole in the a stomach of a BLU Soldier. The view transitions back to reality as the Soldier clutches his smouldering innards for a moment and then falls over with a stifled groan. The Pyro continues to walk away into the sunset, whistling to Do You Believe In Magic? as the town begins to collapse from the inferno, the streets littered with charred BLU corpses. Fade to black.]
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| 03 Sep 2012 08:00 PM |
| (Waking thread up in the morning) |
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| 03 Sep 2012 08:00 PM |
["Meet the Pyro" text appears, then is burned away to reveal the feet of the Pyro, Fire Axe in hand, walking over a pair of glasses towards the camera.]
[Cut to a small room. The RED Heavy is seen almost completely in silhouette.]
Heavy: I fear no man. But that... thing... it scares me.
[Cut to a view behind the Pyro's right shoulder. A BLU Engineer shuts a door before a BLU Scout can join him inside. The Scout pulls desperately on the handle. Cut again to the interview room. This time it is the RED Scout in silhouette.]
Scout: No, I... I ain't, I ain't talking about that freak. All right?
[Worried, he tries to detach the lavalier microphone from his shirt.]
Scout: He's not here, is he?
[Scout continues to tug as he stands and walks toward the camera, knocking it over.]
Scout: How do I get this f***ing thing off?!
[Cut to Pyro kicking down the door into the BLU team's room, Flame Thrower ready. Fade back to the interview room, this time with the RED Spy.]
Spy: One shudders to imagine what brony thoughts lie behind that mask...
[Cut to Pyro eating his Flame Thrower, then to a wider shot, showing an entire wooden town in flames.]
Spy: ...what dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty?
[Cut to a front view of the Pyro, zooming rapidly into the blackness of one of his eyepieces. There is the sound of the Pyro's breathing and a single white spot which zooms forward and splits into a binocular view. When these focus, it shows a psychedelic dreamscape. As Do You Believe In Magic? begins playing, the view from the Pyro's eyes shows colorful hills, lollipops, floating cats and quaint villages. The Pyro's flame thrower appears in his hands as an unusually-shaped brass instrument, spraying a rainbow-coloured mist over ground, causing colourful flowers to spring from the lawn in front of him. The Pyro laughs. Within this dreamscape, BLU characters appear as chubby little cherubs and sound like babies. As a BLU Heavy appears and bounces on the ground, the Pyro grabs a lollipop and cheers. The two converge seemingly happily. While the Pyro in the dreamscape shoves the lollipop in the Heavy's mouth, in reality he's chopping the Heavy with the Fire Axe. Then a BLU Scout appears. The Pyro blows bubbles in his face. In reality, he shoots the Scout with the Scorch Shot, making him reel back. In the dreamscape, a BLU Medic appears out of a box, and Pyro closes the box on him. In reality, Pyro traps the BLU Medic in a shed by barring the door with his axe.]
Medic: No!
[Pyro bathes the shed and the Medic in flames, while in the dreamscape, the Pyro continues to shoot streams of rainbow mist from his weapon. As he passes, the Balloonicorn appears, and the BLU Engineer and Spy ride it. The BLU cherubs salute and celebrate the Pyro as he leaves while in reality...]
Demoman: I'm burning!
[A BLU Soldier and Scout flee while a BLU Sniper crashes out of a second-story window to the ground. He crawls over to the ankle of a person nearby.]
Sniper: YES!
[The BLU Sniper is holding the Pyro's ankle. The Pyro looks down and shoots his flame thrower. The Sniper can be heard screaming as the view zooms in on his mask, flames reflecting off the eyepieces as the Pyro tilts his head.]
[Ending title card appears and accompanying music plays]
[Cut back to the dreamscape, where the Pyro happily walks away into the sunset. The view zooms out and passes through the burnt, gaping hole in the a stomach of a BLU Soldier. The view transitions back to reality as the Soldier clutches his smouldering innards for a moment and then falls over with a stifled groan. The Pyro continues to walk away into the sunset, whistling to Do You Believe In Magic? as the town begins to collapse from the inferno, the streets littered with charred BLU corpses. Fade to black.]
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| 03 Sep 2012 08:01 PM |
["Meet the Pyro" text appears, then is burned away to reveal the feet of the Pyro, Fire Axe in hand, walking over a pair of glasses towards the camera.]
[Cut to a small room. The RED Heavy is seen almost completely in silhouette.]
Heavy: I fear no man. But that... thing... it scares me.
[Cut to a view behind the Pyro's right shoulder. A BLU Engineer shuts a door before a BLU Scout can join him inside. The Scout pulls desperately on the handle. Cut again to the interview room. This time it is the RED Scout in silhouette.]
Scout: No, I... I ain't, I ain't talking about that freak. All right?
[Worried, he tries to detach the lavalier microphone from his shirt.]
Scout: He's not here, is he?
[Scout continues to tug as he stands and walks toward the camera, knocking it over.]
Scout: How do I get this octopus thing off?!
[Cut to Pyro kicking down the door into the BLU team's room, Flame Thrower ready. Fade back to the interview room, this time with the RED Spy.]
Spy: One shudders to imagine what brony thoughts lie behind that mask...
[Cut to Pyro eating his Flame Thrower, then to a wider shot, showing an entire wooden town in flames.]
Spy: ...what dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty?
[Cut to a front view of the Pyro, zooming rapidly into the blackness of one of his eyepieces. There is the sound of the Pyro's breathing and a single white spot which zooms forward and splits into a binocular view. When these focus, it shows a psychedelic dreamscape. As Do You Believe In Magic? begins playing, the view from the Pyro's eyes shows colorful hills, lollipops, floating cats and quaint villages. The Pyro's flame thrower appears in his hands as an unusually-shaped brass instrument, spraying a rainbow-coloured mist over ground, causing colourful flowers to spring from the lawn in front of him. The Pyro laughs. Within this dreamscape, BLU characters appear as chubby little cherubs and sound like babies. As a BLU Heavy appears and bounces on the ground, the Pyro grabs a lollipop and cheers. The two converge seemingly happily. While the Pyro in the dreamscape shoves the lollipop in the Heavy's mouth, in reality he's chopping the Heavy with the Fire Axe. Then a BLU Scout appears. The Pyro blows bubbles in his face. In reality, he shoots the Scout with the Scorch Shot, making him reel back. In the dreamscape, a BLU Medic appears out of a box, and Pyro closes the box on him. In reality, Pyro traps the BLU Medic in a shed by barring the door with his axe.]
Medic: No!
[Pyro bathes the shed and the Medic in flames, while in the dreamscape, the Pyro continues to shoot streams of rainbow mist from his weapon. As he passes, the Balloonicorn appears, and the BLU Engineer and Spy ride it. The BLU cherubs salute and celebrate the Pyro as he leaves while in reality...]
Demoman: I'm burning!
[A BLU Soldier and Scout flee while a BLU Sniper crashes out of a second-story window to the ground. He crawls over to the ankle of a person nearby.]
Sniper: Help!
[The BLU Sniper is holding the Pyro's ankle. The Pyro looks down and shoots his flame thrower. The Sniper can be heard screaming as the view zooms in on his mask, flames reflecting off the eyepieces as the Pyro tilts his head.]
[Ending title card appears and accompanying music plays]
[Cut back to the dreamscape, where the Pyro happily walks away into the sunset. The view zooms out and passes through the burnt, gaping hole in the a stomach of a BLU Soldier. The view transitions back to reality as the Soldier clutches his smouldering innards for a moment and then falls over with a stifled groan. The Pyro continues to walk away into the sunset, whistling to Do You Believe In Magic? as the town begins to collapse from the inferno, the streets littered with charred BLU corpses. Fade to black.]
"Thanks for the adventure, now go have a new one." ~Ellie |
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| 03 Sep 2012 08:02 PM |
swap any word that has an e to lol
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| 04 Sep 2012 06:33 AM |
["Meet the Pyro" text appears, then is burned away to reveal the feet of the Pyro, Fire Axe in hand, walking over a pair of glasses towards the camera.]
[Cut to a small room. The RED Heavy is seen almost completely in silhouette.]
Heavy: I fear no man. But that... thing... it scares me.
[Cut to a view behind the Pyro's right shoulder. A Hobo Engineer shuts a door before a Hobo Scout can join him inside. The Scout pulls desperately on the handle. Cut again to the interview room. This time it is the RED Scout in silhouette.]
Scout: No, I... I ain't, I ain't talking about that freak. All right?
[Worried, he tries to detach the lavalier microphone from his shirt.]
Scout: He's not here, is he?
[Scout continues to tug as he stands and walks toward the camera, knocking it over.]
Scout: How do I get this octopus thing off?!
[Cut to Pyro kicking down the door into the Hobo team's room, Flame Thrower ready. Fade back to the interview room, this time with the RED Spy.]
Spy: One shudders to imagine what brony thoughts lie behind that mask...
[Cut to Pyro eating his Flame Thrower, then to a wider shot, showing an entire wooden town in flames.]
Spy: ...what dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty?
[Cut to a front view of the Pyro, zooming rapidly into the blackness of one of his eyepieces. There is the sound of the Pyro's breathing and a single white spot which zooms forward and splits into a binocular view. When these focus, it shows a psychedelic dreamscape. As Do You Believe In Spaghetti? begins playing, the view from the Pyro's eyes shows colorful hills, lollipops, floating cats and quaint villages. The Pyro's flame thrower appears in his hands as an unusually-shaped brass instrument, spraying a rainbow-coloured mist over ground, causing colourful flowers to spring from the lawn in front of him. The Pyro laughs. Within this dreamscape, Hobo characters appear as chubby little cherubs and sound like babies. As a Hobo Heavy appears and bounces on the ground, the Pyro grabs a lollipop and cheers. The two converge seemingly happily. While the Pyro in the dreamscape shoves the lollipop in the Heavy's mouth, in reality he's chopping the Heavy with the Fire Axe. Then a Hobo Scout appears. The Pyro blows bubbles in his face. In reality, he shoots the Scout with the Scorch Shot, making him reel back. In the dreamscape, a Hobo Medic appears out of a box, and Pyro closes the box on him. In reality, Pyro traps the Hobo Medic in a shed by barring the door with his axe.]
Medic: No!
[Pyro bathes the shed and the Medic in flames, while in the dreamscape, the Pyro continues to shoot streams of rainbow mist from his weapon. As he passes, the Balloonicorn appears, and the Hobo Engineer and Spy ride it. The Hobo cherubs salute and celebrate the Pyro as he leaves while in reality...]
Demoman: I'm burning!
[A Hobo Soldier and Scout flee while a Hobo Sniper crashes out of a second-story window to the ground. He crawls over to the ankle of a person nearby.]
Sniper: Help!
[The Hobo Sniper is holding the Pyro's ankle. The Pyro looks down and shoots his flame thrower. The Sniper can be heard screaming as the view zooms in on his mask, flames reflecting off the eyepieces as the Pyro tilts his head.]
[Ending title card appears and accompanying music plays]
[Cut back to the dreamscape, where the Pyro happily walks away into the sunset. The view zooms out and passes through the burnt, gaping hole in the a stomach of a Hobo Soldier. The view transitions back to reality as the Soldier clutches his smouldering innards for a moment and then falls over with a stifled groan. The Pyro continues to walk away into the sunset, whistling to Do You Believe In Spaghetti? as the town begins to collapse from the inferno, the streets littered with charred Hobo corpses. Fade to black.] |
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| 04 Sep 2012 06:36 AM |
| how would a hobo get a sniper anyway |
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| 04 Sep 2012 06:36 AM |
["Meet Little Pyro" text appears, then is burned away to reveal the feet of the Pyro, Fire Axe in hand, walking over a pair of glasses towards the camera.]
[Cut to a small room. The RED Heavy is seen almost completely in silhouette.]
Heavy: I fear no man. But that... thing... it scares me.
[Cut to a view behind the Pyro's right shoulder. A Hobo Engineer shuts a door before a Hobo Scout can join him inside. The Scout pulls desperately on the handle. Cut again to the interview room. This time it is the RED Scout in silhouette.]
Scout: No, I... I ain't, I ain't talking about that freak. All right?
[Worried, he tries to detach the lavalier microphone from his shirt.]
Scout: He's not here, is he?
[Scout continues to tug as he stands and walks toward the camera, knocking it over.]
Scout: How do I get this octopus thing off?!
[Cut to Pyro kicking down the door into the Hobo team's room, Flame Thrower ready. Fade back to the interview room, this time with the RED Spy.]
Spy: One shudders to imagine what brony thoughts lie behind that mask...
[Cut to Pyro eating his Flame Thrower, then to a wider shot, showing an entire wooden town in flames.]
Spy: ...what dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty?
[Cut to a front view of the Pyro, zooming rapidly into the blackness of one of his eyepieces. There is the sound of the Pyro's breathing and a single white spot which zooms forward and splits into a binocular view. When these focus, it shows a psychedelic dreamscape. As Do You Believe In Spaghetti? begins playing, the view from the Pyro's eyes shows colorful hills, lollipops, floating cats and quaint villages. The Pyro's flame thrower appears in his hands as an unusually-shaped brass instrument, spraying a rainbow-coloured mist over ground, causing colourful flowers to spring from the lawn in front of him. The Pyro laughs. Within this dreamscape, Hobo characters appear as chubby little cherubs and sound like babies. As a Hobo Heavy appears and bounces on the ground, the Pyro grabs a lollipop and cheers. The two converge seemingly happily. While the Pyro in the dreamscape shoves the lollipop in the Heavy's mouth, in reality he's chopping the Heavy with the Fire Axe. Then a Hobo Scout appears. The Pyro blows bubbles in his face. In reality, he shoots the Scout with the Scorch Shot, making him reel back. In the dreamscape, a Hobo Medic appears out of a box, and Pyro closes the box on him. In reality, Pyro traps the Hobo Medic in a shed by barring the door with his axe.]
Medic: No!
[Pyro bathes the shed and the Medic in flames, while in the dreamscape, the Pyro continues to shoot streams of rainbow mist from his weapon. As he passes, the Balloonicorn appears, and the Hobo Engineer and Spy ride it. The Hobo cherubs salute and celebrate the Pyro as he leaves while in reality...]
Demoman: I'm burning!
[A Hobo Soldier and Scout flee while a Hobo Sniper crashes out of a second-story window to the ground. He crawls over to the ankle of a person nearby.]
Sniper: Help!
[The Hobo Sniper is holding the Pyro's ankle. The Pyro looks down and shoots his flame thrower. The Sniper can be heard screaming as the view zooms in on his mask, flames reflecting off the eyepieces as the Pyro tilts his head.]
[Ending title card appears and accompanying music plays]
[Cut back to the dreamscape, where the Pyro happily walks away into the sunset. The view zooms out and passes through the burnt, gaping hole in the a stomach of a Hobo Soldier. The view transitions back to reality as the Soldier clutches his smouldering innards for a moment and then falls over with a stifled groan. The Pyro continues to walk away into the sunset, whistling to Do You Believe In Spaghetti? as the town begins to collapse from the inferno, the streets littered with charred Hobo corpses. Fade to black.] |
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| 04 Sep 2012 06:38 AM |
| Alright, we're getting some funny stuff... |
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| 04 Sep 2012 06:38 AM |
| Replace the whole thing to all caps POOTIS |
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| 04 Sep 2012 06:39 AM |
Animal abuse
2 words but use it |
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| 04 Sep 2012 06:42 AM |
["Meet the Pyro" text appears, then is burned away to reveal the feet of the Pyro, Fire Axe in hand, walking over a pair of glasses towards the camera.]
[Cut to a small room. The RED Heavy is seen almost completely in silhouette.]
Heavy: I fear no man. But that... thing... it scares me.
[Cut to a view behind the Pyro's right shoulder. A Hobo Engineer shuts a door before a Hobo Scout can join him inside. The Scout pulls desperately on the handle. Cut again to the animal abuse room. This time it is the RED Scout in silhouette.]
Scout: No, I... I ain't, I ain't talking about that freak. All right?
[Worried, he tries to detach the lavalier microphone from his shirt.]
Scout: He's not here, is he?
[Scout continues to tug as he stands and walks toward the camera, knocking it over.]
Scout: How do I get this octopus thing off?!
[Cut to Pyro kicking down the door into the Hobo team's room, Flame Thrower ready. Fade back to the interview room, this time with the RED Spy.]
Spy: One shudders to imagine what brony thoughts lie behind that mask...
[Cut to Pyro eating his Flame Thrower, then to a wider shot, showing an entire wooden town in flames.]
Spy: ...what dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty?
[Cut to a front view of the Pyro, zooming rapidly into the blackness of one of his eyepieces. There is the sound of the Pyro's breathing and a single white spot which zooms forward and splits into a binocular view. When these focus, it shows a psychedelic dreamscape. As Do You Believe In Spaghetti? begins playing, the view from the Pyro's eyes shows colorful hills, lollipops, floating cats and quaint villages. The Pyro's flame thrower appears in his hands as an unusually-shaped brass instrument, spraying a rainbow-coloured mist over ground, causing colourful flowers to spring from the lawn in front of him. The Pyro laughs. Within this dreamscape, Hobo characters appear as chubby little cherubs and sound like babies. As a Hobo Heavy appears and bounces on the ground, the Pyro grabs a lollipop and cheers. The two converge seemingly happily. While the Pyro in the dreamscape shoves the lollipop in the Heavy's mouth, in reality he's chopping the Heavy with the Fire Axe. Then a Hobo Scout appears. The Pyro blows bubbles in his face. In reality, he shoots the Scout with the Scorch Shot, making him reel back. In the dreamscape, a Hobo Medic appears out of a box, and Pyro closes the box on him. In reality, Pyro traps the Hobo Medic in a shed by barring the door with his axe.]
Medic: No!
[Pyro bathes the shed and the Medic in flames, while in the dreamscape, the Pyro continues to shoot streams of rainbow mist from his weapon. As he passes, the Balloonicorn appears, and the Hobo Engineer and Spy ride it. The Hobo cherubs salute and celebrate the Pyro as he leaves while in reality...]
Demoman: I'm burning!
[A Hobo Soldier and Scout flee while a Hobo Sniper crashes out of a second-story window to the ground. He crawls over to the ankle of a person nearby.]
Sniper: Help!
[The Hobo Sniper is holding the Pyro's ankle. The Pyro looks down and shoots his flame thrower. The Sniper can be heard screaming as the view zooms in on his mask, flames reflecting off the eyepieces as the Pyro tilts his head.]
[Ending title card appears and accompanying music plays]
[Cut back to the dreamscape, where the Pyro happily walks away into the sunset. The view zooms out and passes through the burnt, gaping hole in the a stomach of a Hobo Soldier. The view transitions back to reality as the Soldier clutches his smouldering innards for a moment and then falls over with a stifled groan. The Pyro continues to walk away into the sunset, whistling to Do You Believe In Spaghetti? as the town begins to collapse from the inferno, the streets littered with charred Hobo corpses. Fade to black.] |
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| 04 Sep 2012 06:44 AM |
"Scout: He's not here, is he?"
According to the subtitles, Scout says, "He's not here is she?"
Ah Valve, trying to confuse us. |
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