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Re: The Most Amazing Story of All Time: Part 1

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CrakTheRaven is not online. CrakTheRaven
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02 Sep 2012 11:25 PM
This is how the world of clans came to be.

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[PART 1]

In the beginning, there was a fish. It was small.

The fish gave birth to a frog; who gave birth to a cow; who gave birth to a chicken.

This chicken was a god. A god so powerful, it could devour whole mountains. Mountains that are big. Big mountains.

This chicken was a god.

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I closed the book.

"What nonsense!"

..Who said that!? Darn voices in my head.

I looked around. I grabbed the stick, it would have to do. Attached to the stick was a candle. This candle would save the world. I hugged my friend.

"If I don't come back, tell my Children I love them!"

He nodded. We cried tears of Ketchup.

I pulled the crayon box out of my pocket. Fourteen crayons. Not nearly enough! What ever shall I do! I toss the crayon at my friend. He explodes into a giant portal. I walk through the portal, taking my trans-dimensional spear with me. I'll need this if I want to live.

I step into the frozen lava. It's hot. I am burned. I look over, TDFall is standing over there. He is a cat.

"TDFall, why are you a cat?"

Silly me. Cats can't talk.

I stab it with a spear. It explodes in rainbows. I run over to the portal and teleport away.

That was weird.

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I arrive on the roof of my house. It's raining meatballs. I'm too late..

I fly off my house using my magical wings, I know what to do. I flew upside down, killing the monster ontop of the Palace.

I laugh.

I grab the monster's heart, crushing it. It drops a crayon.

I take out my goggles. Oh no. It's infected.

The zombies attack me. I turn them all into rainbows and fly away. Meatballs are still falling. I am covered in food.

I land on Arcadia's mountain. I see the demons in front of me. I sacrifice my pet fish, and they explode. The gods are appeased.

I laughed; but the gods got angry. I got hit by their lightning bolt, and I flew backwards. I managed to survive. I teleport away.

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Suddenly I'm back at my house. Everything is back to normal. I walk out of my house. TDFall is still alive somehow; as a cat.

I trip.

"NOOOO!" I scream.

Spaghetti flies from my pants, and a rainbow appears.

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iAmSisco is not online. iAmSisco
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02 Sep 2012 11:25 PM
Swag
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Smog879 is not online. Smog879
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02 Sep 2012 11:25 PM
THE GODS ARE ANGRY WITH THIS ONE

- Michael Bublé -
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Lakester98 is not online. Lakester98
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02 Sep 2012 11:25 PM
Lol!
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nahom007 is not online. nahom007
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02 Sep 2012 11:26 PM
5 star novel
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Mushcamando is not online. Mushcamando
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02 Sep 2012 11:26 PM
This man is on bathsalts! And those are illegal in Arcadian Space! Arrest him at once!
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nahom007 is not online. nahom007
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02 Sep 2012 11:26 PM
and i love how everyone who posted before my first post had tgi as their primary

lol
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Smog879 is not online. Smog879
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02 Sep 2012 11:26 PM
It deserves that one book award that books get when they're awarded.

- Michael Bublé -
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USArockssoccer15 is not online. USArockssoccer15
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02 Sep 2012 11:27 PM
Dang you're good.
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master1011 is not online. master1011
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02 Sep 2012 11:28 PM
*Claps*

best story evar.
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Smog879 is not online. Smog879
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02 Sep 2012 11:29 PM
@Mush

It's illegal in Arcadian Space, not Arcadian Soil =P

- Michael Bublé -
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LunaScamander is not online. LunaScamander
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02 Sep 2012 11:29 PM
CRAK I THINK WE NEED TO TALK
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Mushcamando is not online. Mushcamando
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02 Sep 2012 11:30 PM
Luna needs to talk to crak about the birds the bees and the rainbows.
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Smog879 is not online. Smog879
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02 Sep 2012 11:30 PM
and the birds, dont forget the birds. birds are the most important part.

- Michael Bublé -
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nahom007 is not online. nahom007
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02 Sep 2012 11:30 PM
"CRAK I THINK WE NEED TO TALK"

>ABOUT (the first word in her sentence)
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beastrob00 is not online. beastrob00
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02 Sep 2012 11:30 PM
Can i get publishing rights? for FREEEEEEEEEEEE
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Mushcamando is not online. Mushcamando
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02 Sep 2012 11:31 PM
icwatudidthere nahom.
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CrakTheRaven is not online. CrakTheRaven
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02 Sep 2012 11:35 PM
[PART 2]

Sisco jumped off the plane, rising up to the heavens from the magical goats. He knew what he had to do. Flying next to him, on the holy chicken was smog.

They nodded at each other, and activated the nitro. They flew at top speeds, outspeeding the flying poptart cat.

The cops began their sirens.

"STOP!"

Sisco and Smog nodded at each other. Saying the magic words, they fired the rockets. They turned into rabbits, then back into rockets.

The cops died.

The duo rode into the sunset, on their mission to save Princess Lakester from the evil clutches of the chicken god.

More kittens exploded.

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I checked my watch. This shouldn't be happening. Not at this time..no..

I ran over to the temple, grabbing Mush.

"Mush; this is going to be a dangerous mission. That temple is most likely filled with traps. Wish me good luck!"

Mush screamed.

"Why are you screaming, Mush?"

The world exploded around me.

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I woke up covered in mayoneese.
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LunaScamander is not online. LunaScamander
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02 Sep 2012 11:36 PM
what nahom said

and pffch mush i never had such talks
i learned on my own
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Smog879 is not online. Smog879
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02 Sep 2012 11:36 PM
that chicken saved my life in so many ways

- Michael Bublé -
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LunaScamander is not online. LunaScamander
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02 Sep 2012 11:36 PM
"I woke up covered in mayoneese."

THERE ARE ALOT OF THINGS I COULD SAY
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Andrewbb19 is not online. Andrewbb19
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02 Sep 2012 11:36 PM
support
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nahom007 is not online. nahom007
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02 Sep 2012 11:37 PM
man we gotta find her stash and burn it
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Mushcamando is not online. Mushcamando
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02 Sep 2012 11:38 PM
SUUUUURE.... MAYONASE.
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Smog879 is not online. Smog879
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02 Sep 2012 11:38 PM
ITS ACTUALLY MILK, NOT MAYONAISE

- Michael Bublé -
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