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| 11 Jun 2012 11:46 PM |
Took me awhile to think of these:
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To prove he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why do birds fly south in the winter? A: Because it's to far to walk.
Q: Why did the man throw his buttered toast? A: To watch the butterfly.
Q: What did the judge say when he saw the skunk in the courtroom? A: "Oder in the court!!
Q: What's black and white, black and white, black and white, and green? A: Three zebras fighting over a pickle!!!!
Q: Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? A: Because they would be bagels
Q: What did the bee say to the other bee? A: It's none of your BUZZness!
Q: How do you stop a dog barking in your backyard? A: Put it in your front yard!
Q. What do you say to a dog before he eats? A: Bone appetite!
Q: What do frogs like to drink? A: Croak-a-cola
Q: Why did the deer cross the freeway? A: I don't know. He never lived to tell the story! |
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| 11 Jun 2012 11:49 PM |
Uhhhh...........
No comment |
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| 11 Jun 2012 11:49 PM |
@trollbannd
that is awful better joke: why did trollbannd make this joke? because he was wroooong |
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| 11 Jun 2012 11:51 PM |
| Nah, skull's was funny. lol |
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| 11 Jun 2012 11:51 PM |
One of my best I made, I made a rage comic out of it.
Q: Why can't bicycles stand up on their own? A: Because they're too tired!
Ba-dum-tsssss.
~Amazingly amazing~ |
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| 11 Jun 2012 11:51 PM |
None of those jokes were funny
And neither will the ones you people post |
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| 11 Jun 2012 11:52 PM |
| @ Sandtrooper582, Someone's a downer. |
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| 11 Jun 2012 11:53 PM |
| Whats a downer to the forum are people like the OP |
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| 11 Jun 2012 11:53 PM |
Those are knee-slappers.
~Sincerely, GooDroid™ |
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| 11 Jun 2012 11:54 PM |
@FilipinoAssassin corny ka ba? kase walang sense yang sinabe mo eh |
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| 11 Jun 2012 11:57 PM |
| These are so funny I'm going to track this to tell it to my friends. |
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| 11 Jun 2012 11:57 PM |
Mahalin.
~Sincerely, GooDroid™ |
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| 11 Jun 2012 11:58 PM |
These aren't even anti-jokes. Get out. |
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| 12 Jun 2012 12:00 AM |
| @News, Title said jokes ,not anti jokes.... |
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| 12 Jun 2012 08:33 AM |
| lol Zebra one is so stupid its funny. |
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| 12 Jun 2012 08:34 AM |
*Cricket sounds*
░▒▓According to the rulebook, Chapter 9001 Verse 1337. Your argument is invalid▓▒░ |
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| 16 Jun 2012 01:55 PM |
lol nice jokes!
PS I'm you fan, your game is awesome. |
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| 16 Jun 2012 01:57 PM |
why did the chicken cross the road
because the egg rolled |
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