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| 01 Sep 2012 07:24 PM |
Here is my ultimate retirement plan tutorial.
Method #1:
Requirements: None
1) Start off by getting a job at McDonald's or Walmart. Either one will work just fine.
2) Buy a bicycle, this will be your transportation.
3) Buy a small house, or efficiency.
4) Spend 63% of your money on lotto tickets. The rest for daily expenses.
5) Around 27 years you SHOULD win the lotto.
6) Quit your old job like a BAWS!
Method #2:
Requirements: Access to a recording studio.
1) Create a rap song that deals with females, money, or cars. Either one will work. Oh and a lot of cuss words.
2) Play your future-multi-million-platinum selling song really loud in a California gas station.
3) Enjoy your millions.
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| 01 Sep 2012 07:26 PM |
Reported.
Go to OT.
Though, this is kinda funny. |
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Craziace
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| 01 Sep 2012 07:33 PM |
Thanks for the feedback!
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| 01 Sep 2012 07:35 PM |
| .......name........ideas........do u........I won't ask, nvm......... |
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| 01 Sep 2012 07:45 PM |
Yes bro.
~God of The Trolls~ |
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