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GrandpaOTis is not online. GrandpaOTis
Joined: 27 Aug 2012
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29 Aug 2012 11:38 PM
Back in my day we didn't have hurricanes. We just had storms called "What the hell was that?".

Our houses didn't blow apart.They were held together by mold, mildew, and asbestos.
And we LOVED it!

We never wore helmets when we rode our bicycles,and our bikes were seven feet high,and made out of lead.We fell directly on our heads and were damn proud of it!
You young folks have to wear a helmet when you eat peanuts.

We didn't have *** back then.
We had neckin'.
If we did have ***, they'd have told me.

We never heard of neurotics.We had crazy people,and they were called "relatives".
My father had his elbows pierced so he could wear cufflinks with a short sleeved shirt.
He had a mole on his nose that made him self-conscious,so he had it tattooed to look like a fly.
My Aunt Maude could jump three feet straight up in the air, without bending her knees.
You don't see talent like that these days.


So, eat a peanut,sniff some mold,take off your kneepads,and wear a lead watch.
You'll LOVE it!
I hope I can get this childproof cap off my Viagra.

Love,
GrandpaOTis
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GrandpaOTis is not online. GrandpaOTis
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29 Aug 2012 11:42 PM
**sips tea**
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eggn0gg is not online. eggn0gg
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29 Aug 2012 11:44 PM
TEA? PFFT.

Nowadays, we drink tea by-products!
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plotting is not online. plotting
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29 Aug 2012 11:45 PM
i laughed too hard at the first sentence
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GrandpaOTis is not online. GrandpaOTis
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31 Aug 2012 05:39 PM
bump
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gogobot22 is not online. gogobot22
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31 Aug 2012 05:41 PM
I love you, Grandpa!
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Vanilla981 is not online. Vanilla981
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31 Aug 2012 05:42 PM
Can we please stop talking about secks?
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zombiekiller112 is not online. zombiekiller112
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31 Aug 2012 05:42 PM
last sentence before the salutation
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80yearoldman is not online. 80yearoldman
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31 Aug 2012 05:42 PM
Woah there! You're going too far my fellow elder friend.

Youngsters here are used to these kind of stuff.
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youknoe986 is not online. youknoe986
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31 Aug 2012 05:43 PM
wdf is this
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JustinBiebersGrandpa is not online. JustinBiebersGrandpa
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31 Aug 2012 05:43 PM
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jetguy10 is not online. jetguy10
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31 Aug 2012 05:44 PM
sounds like scruffy old man or something

that guys hilarious

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