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| 24 Aug 2012 09:35 PM |
| "Stupidity is a talent for misconception" - Edgar Allan Poe "Two thing are infinite: the universe and human stupidity." - Albert Einstein |
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BioBot95
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| 24 Aug 2012 09:37 PM |
"I reject your reality and substitute my own." ~Adam Savage
⑨ There are no buses in Gensokyo ⑨ |
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| 24 Aug 2012 10:16 PM |
| " Who you callin' Pinhead? " -Patrick |
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| 24 Aug 2012 10:20 PM |
| A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer. |
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| 24 Aug 2012 10:21 PM |
| To hell with circumstances; I create opportunities. |
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diria
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| 24 Aug 2012 10:22 PM |
| "POOTIS" - Heavy Weapons Guy |
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| 24 Aug 2012 10:22 PM |
| "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." |
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| 24 Aug 2012 10:22 PM |
| " If Practical people ruled the world we'd still be living in caves. " - some Mah Jong game i played |
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| 24 Aug 2012 10:23 PM |
| Obey the principles without being bound by them. |
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| 24 Aug 2012 10:24 PM |
Take no thought of who is right or wrong or who is better than. Be not for or against.
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| 24 Aug 2012 10:25 PM |
my favourite:
I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times. |
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| 24 Aug 2012 10:25 PM |
"FIB, n. A lie that has not cut its teeth. An habitual liar's nearest approach to truth: the perigee of his eccentric orbit.
When David said: "All men are liars," Dave, Himself a liar, fibbed like any thief. Perhaps he thought to weaken disbelief By proof that even himself was not a slave To Truth; though I suspect the aged knave Had been of all her servitors the chief Had he but known a fig's reluctant leaf Is more than e'er she wore on land or wave. No, David served not Naked Truth when he Struck that sledge-hammer blow at all his race; Nor did he hit the nail upon the head: For reason shows that it could never be, And the facts contradict him to his face. Men are not liars all, for some are dead. —Bartle Quinke"
-Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary |
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| 24 Aug 2012 10:25 PM |
| " Snooping as usual, I see. " - Egg man a.k.a. Dr. Robotnik |
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| 24 Aug 2012 10:26 PM |
| Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable. |
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brent21
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| 24 Aug 2012 10:27 PM |
"DARN IT JIM, I'M A DOCTOR NOT AN ENGINEER!" - Bones. "He's dead Jim." - Bones.
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| 24 Aug 2012 10:28 PM |
"ALLIANCE, n. In international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other's pockets that they cannot separately plunder a third."
-The Devil's Dictionary |
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| 24 Aug 2012 10:29 PM |
I liek turdles
~Jonathan the zombie kid |
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| 24 Aug 2012 10:29 PM |
"CYNIC, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. Hence the custom among the Scythians of plucking out a cynic's eyes to improve his vision."
-The Devil's Dictionary |
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