CMPunk
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| 24 Aug 2012 09:13 PM |
>Be 21 >Girlfriend's 19 >Been together for months now >This guy named Joe comes out of nowhere into my life >He's my new coworker at my company >Finds out he has no money, no place or residence >Moved here for the job and can no longer afford his hotel >Decide to open up to him >Keep him in my apartment for weeks >Bro is pretty cool >We play videogames, watch football >This continues for months >Afterwards, find out girlfriend is preg. >By all tradition, I have to marry her now >One night, eating out at dinner with wife >Joe stayed late at the office for some overtime >I pop question to my wife >She admits she was violated by Joe >Isn't ready to make a commitment >Go home in rage >Throw out all of Joe's stuff >Gonna kill Joe when he gets home >Joe gets home at 1 am >As soon as he opens the door, I punch him in face >Eye swells up like ball of cotton >He swings at me >Dodge and sweep his leg >He falls down >Joe jumps in his car and hightails it out of there >Haven't seen or heard from him since >On the phone a month later with my brother >He finally asks why I've been so depressed >I tell him that if it hadn't been for cotton-eyed Joe >I'd been married a long time ago >Where did you come from, where did you go-- >Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe? |
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| 24 Aug 2012 09:15 PM |
That was beautiful.
Spacecrabs. :U |
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CMPunk
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SoFancy
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| 24 Aug 2012 09:20 PM |
| sorry for reproducing with Joe... |
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CMPunk
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Bawbby1
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CMPunk
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| 24 Aug 2012 09:22 PM |
>did you create this
no copypasta /b/ |
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Bawbby1
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CMPunk
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| 24 Aug 2012 09:26 PM |
>o nevermind then
yeah see I'm honest unlike the rest of ot |
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link63
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| 24 Aug 2012 09:32 PM |
Since you hate yo life.....
~|Go Play In Duh Traffic >.>|~ |
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| 11 Jan 2017 08:06 PM |
| Who would have the time and imagination to make this up? |
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| 27 Apr 2017 06:31 PM |
I bumped this?
Imagination https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lnr8THgL5k |
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| 28 Apr 2017 06:57 PM |
horrid
Imagination https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lnr8THgL5k |
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onc_e
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| 28 Apr 2017 07:00 PM |
| I thought it was about his name |
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ee41
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| 28 Apr 2017 07:03 PM |
| have to admit that was pretty good lmao |
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