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CMPunk is not online. CMPunk
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24 Aug 2012 09:13 PM
>Be 21
>Girlfriend's 19
>Been together for months now
>This guy named Joe comes out of nowhere into my life
>He's my new coworker at my company
>Finds out he has no money, no place or residence
>Moved here for the job and can no longer afford his hotel
>Decide to open up to him
>Keep him in my apartment for weeks
>Bro is pretty cool
>We play videogames, watch football
>This continues for months
>Afterwards, find out girlfriend is preg.
>By all tradition, I have to marry her now
>One night, eating out at dinner with wife
>Joe stayed late at the office for some overtime
>I pop question to my wife
>She admits she was violated by Joe
>Isn't ready to make a commitment
>Go home in rage
>Throw out all of Joe's stuff
>Gonna kill Joe when he gets home
>Joe gets home at 1 am
>As soon as he opens the door, I punch him in face
>Eye swells up like ball of cotton
>He swings at me
>Dodge and sweep his leg
>He falls down
>Joe jumps in his car and hightails it out of there
>Haven't seen or heard from him since
>On the phone a month later with my brother
>He finally asks why I've been so depressed
>I tell him that if it hadn't been for cotton-eyed Joe
>I'd been married a long time ago
>Where did you come from, where did you go--
>Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?
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NoNoahsAlt is not online. NoNoahsAlt
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24 Aug 2012 09:14 PM
.
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knilytsrihT is not online. knilytsrihT
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24 Aug 2012 09:15 PM
That was beautiful.

Spacecrabs. :U
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Strikeout8 is not online. Strikeout8
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24 Aug 2012 09:15 PM
SO EPICAL
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CMPunk is not online. CMPunk
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24 Aug 2012 09:17 PM
yaya.
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24 Aug 2012 09:17 PM
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Supermegamash is not online. Supermegamash
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24 Aug 2012 09:18 PM
tl;dr
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RighteousPie is not online. RighteousPie
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24 Aug 2012 09:19 PM
are you a wizard
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CheesyPie501 is not online. CheesyPie501
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24 Aug 2012 09:20 PM
sorry for reproducing with Joe...
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CMPunk is not online. CMPunk
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24 Aug 2012 09:20 PM
>tl;dr

It's worth a read.
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Bawbby1 is not online. Bawbby1
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24 Aug 2012 09:21 PM
did you create this
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CMPunk is not online. CMPunk
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24 Aug 2012 09:22 PM
>did you create this

no
copypasta
/b/
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Bawbby1 is not online. Bawbby1
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24 Aug 2012 09:25 PM
o nevermind then
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CMPunk is not online. CMPunk
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24 Aug 2012 09:26 PM
>o nevermind then

yeah see I'm honest unlike the rest of ot
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link63 is not online. link63
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24 Aug 2012 09:28 PM
BEST THREAD EVER
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bawesome102 is not online. bawesome102
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24 Aug 2012 09:32 PM
Since you hate yo life.....

~|Go Play In Duh Traffic >.>|~
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FrostBytethethird is not online. FrostBytethethird
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11 Jan 2017 08:00 PM
Bump

Imagination.
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InSanityChick is not online. InSanityChick
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11 Jan 2017 08:06 PM
Who would have the time and imagination to make this up?
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coolestblue is not online. coolestblue
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11 Jan 2017 08:07 PM
Okay that was good


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FrostBytethethird is not online. FrostBytethethird
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27 Apr 2017 06:31 PM
I bumped this?

Imagination https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lnr8THgL5k
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FrostBytethethird is not online. FrostBytethethird
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28 Apr 2017 06:57 PM
horrid

Imagination https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lnr8THgL5k
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onc_e is not online. onc_e
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28 Apr 2017 06:58 PM
probably copy pasted
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WaffleInvasion is not online. WaffleInvasion
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28 Apr 2017 07:00 PM
I thought it was about his name
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ee41 is not online. ee41
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28 Apr 2017 07:03 PM
have to admit that was pretty good lmao
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FrostBytethethird is not online. FrostBytethethird
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30 Apr 2017 11:00 AM
pasted

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