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FIRECAKE is not online. FIRECAKE
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24 Aug 2012 03:56 PM
Here to tell you that the Jets did not win the superbowl. Infact, no one did. Romney became president and sold the U.S. and Canada, which we acquired after a short war in which we unleashed an arsenal of atomic bombs across the country. We are now a part of the USSR, yes, they are communist again!

If you have any questions about your fate, I will look you up in my database of people as I am now living in China and working as a spy posing as an underpayed child slave. I also secretly overtook the factory I am supposed to be working in and stole all of the master's technology before I beheaded them.

So ask me anything.

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24 Aug 2012 03:58 PM
do u like men
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loljetsuck is not online. loljetsuck
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24 Aug 2012 03:58 PM
wat was the jets record
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FIRECAKE is not online. FIRECAKE
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24 Aug 2012 04:00 PM
Yes. I'm required to say this after all of the gray people made a worldwide revolution and were able to outlaw all inter-sax marriages. All breeding is now done underground in a laboratory in Boston.

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FIRECAKE is not online. FIRECAKE
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24 Aug 2012 04:01 PM
(That was @muffin)

@loljets

The Jets finished 1-4. They were only able to play 5 games before their stadium was taken over by a colony of Soviet Russians.

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24 Aug 2012 04:02 PM
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24 Aug 2012 04:02 PM
yaya they fail ty soviets union
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FIRECAKE is not online. FIRECAKE
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24 Aug 2012 04:03 PM
That is what is rumored to have happened, all though our government was not willing to admit this and simply said that the Canadians fought with stronger weapons than we had and that atomic bombs would be dropped on the city shortly. I don't know if they actually did drop the bombs, but we did acquire the city after a few attempts.

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24 Aug 2012 04:04 PM
who would have won the super bowl?
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24 Aug 2012 04:05 PM
What happens to third-world countries? Who colonizes them?
Are there terrorists that try to overthrow the Soviets?
What happens to the planets?
Will there be one leader or many leaders?
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24 Aug 2012 04:07 PM
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24 Aug 2012 04:19 PM
You didn't answer! How dare you!
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BlackMcab is not online. BlackMcab
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24 Aug 2012 04:19 PM
is my d! ck fine?
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FIRECAKE is not online. FIRECAKE
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24 Aug 2012 04:36 PM
Sorry I was just doing some quick fact-checking.

What happens to third-world countries? Who colonizes them?
All of the African countries were united by South Africa and Egypt. Some through diplomacy, others through hostile takeover. They figured that if they were not united as one large continent, they couldn't face any attacks of the new world superpower of the USSR.
 
Are there terrorists that try to overthrow the Soviets?
No, actually, the communism thing is working out fairly well, it's just the old Canadians are unhappy with the old U.S. which is causing any fighting.

What happens to the planets?
Mars was eventually conquered by the Japanese after they broke into an experimental NASA lab and took plans for colonization of the planet after the newest Mars Rover found the planet habitable for life at the North Pole.

Will there be one leader or many leaders?
We're run by an artificial intelligence program that was designed by the Soviets in order to keep peace long after their conquerors were gone.

I also have a video from the future saying that the Soviets are fighting another war with the European Union and it's going pretty evenly for both sides.
Yes, after Africa united itself Europe did the same thing, although they did not just become a large, united continent. They formed a Union which consists of three main countries that took over all of Europe: France, Germany, and England. However the Spaniards broke themselves off from the continent through several large explosions so they are now just the island of Spain.

is my **** fine?
Yes. It is ok, I guess.

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orangehorns64 is not online. orangehorns64
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24 Aug 2012 04:38 PM
There's more than African countries.
What happens to the third-world nations in OCEANIA, ASIA, AND SOUTH AMERICA?

And also, describe this intelligence program.
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24 Aug 2012 04:40 PM
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FIRECAKE is not online. FIRECAKE
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24 Aug 2012 04:42 PM
Oh, well, the former third world countries of Oceania, Asia, South America were all industrialized by the AI program striving to seek world peace. We don't really count them as third world anymore.

And the program is fairly simple. If any conflicts break out, it alerts the local police force. In fact, now all policemen are designated to a 50 mile area around their station. This created over a million jobs in many countries that didn't have sufficient police forces prior to the AI's existence. Other than that, I don't know much about it, as it's programmed in Russian.

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FIRECAKE is not online. FIRECAKE
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24 Aug 2012 04:45 PM
I think you mean the island of Spain and Portugal, because the explosions took Portugal too.
Yes they did take Portugal but there is speculation that the Portuguese were eventually conquered by Spain in their effort to completely seperate themselves from the rest of the world. Of course I can't be sure because I haven't visited Spain since before they broke off. It's all coming through the grape vine.

Also, did Andorra seriously take over parts of Northeastern Spain? o_o
No, I don't think so. But maybe. The Portuguese had been making some good strides in friendship with the Andorrans prior to the break off, so they may have been assisting Portugal in defending themselves.

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