Rezdonox
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| 23 Aug 2012 02:38 PM |
| A man holidaying abroad was alone on his yacht when he fell off into deep water. He was a non-swimmer and wasn't wearing anything to help keep him afloat. He was rescued half an hour later. Why didn't he drown? |
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| 23 Aug 2012 02:39 PM |
| He fainted so he stayed afloat. |
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| 23 Aug 2012 02:39 PM |
| He was close enough to shore that he could touch the ground? |
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bluepen16
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| 23 Aug 2012 02:39 PM |
life preserver
~ I'm a Gamer. Not because I don't have a life; because I chose to have many. |
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| 23 Aug 2012 02:39 PM |
Cause he had his yacht to hold on to.
Cheese, the meaning of life |
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Rezdonox
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bluepen16
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| 23 Aug 2012 02:40 PM |
he floated.
~ I'm a Gamer. Not because I don't have a life; because I chose to have many. |
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| 23 Aug 2012 02:41 PM |
He didn't drown because he was already dead when he hit the water.
He wasn't rescued in a physical sense, but in a spiritual form; in that he gave his life to Jesus, who he accepted as his personal Lord and Savior, right before he died. |
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| 23 Aug 2012 02:41 PM |
jfmnigcilkstf
I'm blind to stuff right in front of me. No wonder I'm one of those Seers.
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SCUBA DIVING. |
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Somepony
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bluepen16
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| 23 Aug 2012 02:42 PM |
@somepony, nice namesnipe.
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| 23 Aug 2012 02:42 PM |
It was the 29th minute :D
Cheese, the meaning of life |
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Rezdonox
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| 23 Aug 2012 02:42 PM |
| YES! Somepony got it. He was in the Dead Sea. |
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| 23 Aug 2012 02:43 PM |
"YES! Somepony got it. He was in the Dead Sea."
cheap. it should've been more creative.
"Somepony"
I'm never reading anything you post ever again. |
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Somepony
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