zues998
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| 25 Feb 2009 08:40 PM |
WOOT WOOT!!
Chuck Norris can defeat a brick wall at tennis! |
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| 25 Feb 2009 08:41 PM |
| Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter. |
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zues998
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| 25 Feb 2009 08:41 PM |
| Chuck Noris can always find Waldo |
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zues998
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| 25 Feb 2009 08:42 PM |
| God had 8 days to create the earth CHuck Norris gave him 7 |
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speedy109
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| 25 Feb 2009 08:42 PM |
Scientists say that the big bang was as powerful as a CNRHK. Also know as a Chuck Norris Round House Kick
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
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| 25 Feb 2009 08:42 PM |
| When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down. |
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Axemred
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| 25 Feb 2009 08:42 PM |
| Chuck norris doesnt breathe he holds air hostage |
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zues998
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| 25 Feb 2009 08:43 PM |
| Chuck Norris can shoot down an airplane by pointing at it and saying POW |
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speedy109
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| 25 Feb 2009 08:43 PM |
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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zues998
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| 25 Feb 2009 08:44 PM |
| Chuckl Norris dosent drown in water water drowns in Chuck Norris |
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| 25 Feb 2009 08:44 PM |
| Chuck Norris doesn't dodge bullets; they dodge him. |
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| 25 Feb 2009 08:44 PM |
| chuck norris can kick a brick wall without getting hurt |
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| 25 Feb 2009 08:44 PM |
Kids look under their bed for monsters, right?
Monsters look under their bed for Chuck Norris. |
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speedy109
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| 25 Feb 2009 08:46 PM |
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris.
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zues998
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| 25 Feb 2009 08:47 PM |
| wow not even a minute and aready over 100 views yay me :D |
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| 25 Feb 2009 08:48 PM |
| none cause chuck norris wouldve keeled eet |
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zues998
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| 25 Feb 2009 08:50 PM |
The circle of life:
Chuck Norris kills cows, eats their beef jerky, poops it out as bullets and use them to kill more cows and get more beef jerky |
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zues998
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| 25 Feb 2009 08:52 PM |
| Chuck Norris is so fast he makes Speedy Gonzales look like Regular Gonzales |
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zues998
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| 25 Feb 2009 08:53 PM |
| Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. |
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zues998
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| 25 Feb 2009 08:55 PM |
| Chuck Norris beat up godzilla and saved Japan and he did blind folded with just one hand...lol rhymes |
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smash790
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| 25 Feb 2009 08:59 PM |
| There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. |
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| 25 Feb 2009 08:59 PM |
| Dronian beated him in connect four. Dronian won in 2 moves. |
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amsk8rs
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| 25 Feb 2009 09:00 PM |
| Yo mama is so fat when she wore a red dress at a party a man said "IT IZ KOOLAID MAN :O" |
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zues998
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| 25 Feb 2009 09:03 PM |
| Its called "Chuck Norris jokes" Not stupid your moma jokes or what ever if your not gona stay on topic make your own post |
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fred2545
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| 25 Feb 2009 09:03 PM |
Chuck Norris don't kill cows,they kill themselves.
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