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Re: POST YOUR FUNNIEST CHUCK NORRIS JOKES HERE :D

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zues998 is not online. zues998
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25 Feb 2009 08:40 PM
WOOT WOOT!!

Chuck Norris can defeat a brick wall at tennis!
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Spellshock2 is not online. Spellshock2
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25 Feb 2009 08:41 PM
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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zues998 is not online. zues998
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25 Feb 2009 08:41 PM
Chuck Noris can always find Waldo
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zues998 is not online. zues998
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25 Feb 2009 08:42 PM
God had 8 days to create the earth CHuck Norris gave him 7
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speedy109 is not online. speedy109
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25 Feb 2009 08:42 PM
Scientists say that the big bang was as powerful as a CNRHK. Also know as a Chuck Norris Round House Kick

Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.

•§peedy109•
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whathavidone is not online. whathavidone
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25 Feb 2009 08:42 PM
When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down.
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Axemred is not online. Axemred
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25 Feb 2009 08:42 PM
Chuck norris doesnt breathe he holds air hostage
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25 Feb 2009 08:43 PM
Chuck Norris can shoot down an airplane by pointing at it and saying POW
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speedy109 is not online. speedy109
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25 Feb 2009 08:43 PM
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.

•§peedy109•
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zues998 is not online. zues998
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25 Feb 2009 08:44 PM
Chuckl Norris dosent drown in water water drowns in Chuck Norris
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Spellshock2 is not online. Spellshock2
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25 Feb 2009 08:44 PM
Chuck Norris doesn't dodge bullets; they dodge him.
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25 Feb 2009 08:44 PM
chuck norris can kick a brick wall without getting hurt
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Spellshock2 is not online. Spellshock2
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25 Feb 2009 08:44 PM
Kids look under their bed for monsters, right?

Monsters look under their bed for Chuck Norris.
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speedy109 is not online. speedy109
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25 Feb 2009 08:46 PM
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris.

•§peedy109•
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zues998 is not online. zues998
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25 Feb 2009 08:47 PM
wow not even a minute and aready over 100 views yay me :D
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25 Feb 2009 08:48 PM
none cause chuck norris wouldve keeled eet
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zues998 is not online. zues998
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25 Feb 2009 08:50 PM
The circle of life:

Chuck Norris kills cows, eats their beef jerky, poops it out as bullets and use them to kill more cows and get more beef jerky
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25 Feb 2009 08:52 PM
Chuck Norris is so fast he makes Speedy Gonzales look like Regular Gonzales
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zues998 is not online. zues998
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25 Feb 2009 08:53 PM
Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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25 Feb 2009 08:55 PM
Chuck Norris beat up godzilla and saved Japan and he did blind folded with just one hand...lol rhymes
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smash790 is not online. smash790
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25 Feb 2009 08:59 PM
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
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Relorelo84 is not online. Relorelo84
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25 Feb 2009 08:59 PM
Dronian beated him in connect four. Dronian won in 2 moves.
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amsk8rs is not online. amsk8rs
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25 Feb 2009 09:00 PM
Yo mama is so fat when she wore a red dress at a party a man said "IT IZ KOOLAID MAN :O"
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zues998 is not online. zues998
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25 Feb 2009 09:03 PM
Its called "Chuck Norris jokes" Not stupid your moma jokes or what ever if your not gona stay on topic make your own post
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fred2545 is not online. fred2545
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25 Feb 2009 09:03 PM
Chuck Norris don't kill cows,they kill themselves.

BOOM COWSHOT
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