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| 22 Aug 2012 11:15 PM |
Student: Master.
Master: Yes?
Student: When a woman sleeps with a 1000 men, she's considered a sl_t and wh_re by her peers, but when a man sleeps with a 1000 women, he's hailed as a god among his peers, why's that?
Master: Put it this way, a key that opens a 1000 doors is the master key, but a door that's opened by a 1000 keys is a piece of sh_t. |
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Hyphalax
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| 22 Aug 2012 11:16 PM |
>whiz
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG |
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podraptor
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| 22 Aug 2012 11:21 PM |
Yo mamma's so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits!
Yo mamma's so fat, her picture weighs ten pounds. |
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| 22 Aug 2012 11:24 PM |
^ Not funny ^
Yo momma so fat that when she go to an elevator she only could go down.
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victor142
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| 22 Aug 2012 11:26 PM |
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? the wheelchair
funniest jokes would be cd'd |
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