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| 22 Aug 2012 03:31 AM |
So a couple hours ago I decided I'd drink an entire XL pot of coffee as fast as i humanly could even if it meant risking my own health and possibly dying
so i filled the water tank to the brim with water and put in 3 or 4 heaping scoops of coffee grounds in and i brewed it, right? so i started drinking and drinking and drinking. Note that I started right when it dinged to say it was done. So I'm taking these repeated sips of this SCALDING hot coffee and I suddenly had to vomit, so I went and I did.
Then I started drinking again.
Every 7 or so gulps I have to vomit. I've been doing this for the past 2 hours. I'm on my 4th mug of the stuff and I've thrown up scalding hot coffee maybe 25 times.
You'll never be as retarded as me, OT. How does it feel? |
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| 22 Aug 2012 03:32 AM |
why would you do that
AND I WAS LIKE, "YO DARTHNECRON, I'M COMIN FOR YOUR LOTION HOMIE" |
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| 22 Aug 2012 03:33 AM |
| thanks to you im not the most retarded! |
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| 22 Aug 2012 03:33 AM |
@pleman
read the title on the OP |
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| 22 Aug 2012 02:30 PM |
i finished
i threw up 67 times |
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Boeing717
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| 22 Aug 2012 02:34 PM |
are you satisfied
or were you hoping to keep it all down |
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| 22 Aug 2012 02:35 PM |
@boeing
i dont think i kept down a single drop
but i'm satisfied |
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| 22 Aug 2012 02:36 PM |
| did the 67th time you threw up taste like success |
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