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| 20 Aug 2012 08:06 PM |
i got into my car and drove to pizza palace to meet my friend there. i ate 3/4 of the pepperoni pizza when my stomach started to ache. halfway through my 15th sausage pizza, i suddenly felt a turd pushing its way out. but suddenly an immensely powerful steam of poop shot out. it burned a hull in my pants and it destroyed the chair i was sitting on. it was like a fountain of poop skyrocketing out of my butt. the pain was unbearable. i felt face down into the puddle of poop i had made, with poop still streaming out of my butt at race car velocity. i began to cry. pretty soon the whole floor was covered in poop. i got up and began to sprint towards the bathroom. i slipped in the poop and fell on my face on the way there. as i sat there, crying, poop shooting out of my butt, i knew i was going to die. soon enough, the whole entire room was filled to the brim with poop mixed with pepperoni and sausage chunks. but then the force of the poop broke the glass of the windows and it all got out into the parking lot. i took a nice breath of fresh air. i was naked, crying, with poop still pouring out of my butt, but i knew i was gonna be okay.
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ninja703
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| 20 Aug 2012 08:07 PM |
| Eat more cheese and bananas |
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| 20 Aug 2012 08:07 PM |
LOL
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| 20 Aug 2012 08:08 PM |
i hate it when that happens
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| 20 Aug 2012 08:10 PM |
| I keep stopping after reading one sentence cuz im laughing too hard |
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HatModder
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| 20 Aug 2012 08:10 PM |
| Yeah, I hate it when the poop disintegrates the chair |
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Kino604
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| 20 Aug 2012 08:11 PM |
Curse you dyslexia...
By the time I read all that it'll be gone for sure, since I'm a very slow reader...
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| 20 Aug 2012 08:11 PM |
"but I knew I was going to be ok'
wth
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