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| 15 Aug 2012 09:00 PM |
Today, I met a man named Mike, Mike always loved to swim and play with dolphins, he worked at marine-land you see, and money was coming in like no tommorow, so the day me and Mike met was when I was working my first day summer intern job at marine-land, I was a noob at the job and wondered if i could get some pointers from veteran employees that worked there for some time, I ran into Mike, (Working 5 years at the time) and asked him if this job was worth a life job starting to work in, he replied no word and I left giving him a dirty look as I walked away. The day went by and the first day of work finished, me still wondering what was Mike's issue. On my way out I heard a scream, I ran into the dolphin center ( center of marine-line ) and saw Mike getting eaten by a MASSIVE dolphin, so I yelled, "SIR ARE YOU ALIVE" "GET ME OUT OF HERE", Screamed Mike gasping for breathe under the dolphins clutch, so I ran around and tried grabbing Mike out of the water, he was screaming as his insides be pulled as I pulled, it was a worthless effort, "THE DOLPHIN HAS A BABY, YOU MUST EAT IT AND THE DOLPHIN WILL KNOW WE ARE BIGGER" Yelled Mike still being held in the Dolphin's mouth. I than dove into the water and looked for the baby, than noticing it was on Mike's left hand, I took it and ripped a fin off , I heard it squeling for mercy as I munched on it's stomach. It tasted pretty good, so I kept eating and eating, I was finished in about 3 minutes (adding BBQ Sauce of course :P) and the dolphin quickly let go off Mike and swam for me, so I did the same to the dolphin , BUT I IMPROVISED, I DOVE INTO THE DOLPHINS STOMACH AND ATE IT'S INSIDES. IT BEGGING FOR MERCY AS I DOVE OUT THE WAY I CAME (ITS MOUTH) AS IT SANK TO THE POOL BED, I than dove up to help Mike, Mike was shocked, " No one,... has ever done that before" , gasped Mike as he looked at the bloody water pool. " Well, it was a dirty job, but hey, I do pretty good at Lobster houses," we both laughed and continued to work at marine-world for the rest of our lives as friends, even though Mike suffered a broken spine and therapy for 2 months after watching me eat 2 live dolphins.
But he got over it and we were friends forever. :D If you liked this story, JOIN THE GROUP: http://www.roblox.com/My/Groups.aspx?gid=624420 (Or my primary) hope you enjoyed it! -Johnny |
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| 15 Aug 2012 09:04 PM |
what this is a magnificent novel about a man and changes he must choose to save another random guy who refused to talk to him
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iVeyron
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| 15 Aug 2012 09:11 PM |
| post on the thread itself plzzzzzzzzzz |
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| 15 Aug 2012 09:11 PM |
@iVey the next oprah life changing story |
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iVeyron
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| 15 Aug 2012 09:12 PM |
ima post this on gamespot lol
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| 15 Aug 2012 09:55 PM |
| This very same thing happened to me :O |
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| 16 Aug 2012 08:12 AM |
| That story made me LOL so hard. :3 |
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| 16 Aug 2012 08:17 AM |
| if you lol'd your humor = 5 yr old |
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| 16 Aug 2012 08:20 AM |
xD Was this supposed to be funny or a scary story? |
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| 16 Aug 2012 08:23 PM |
| So this is why I eat baby dolphins |
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| 16 Aug 2012 08:25 PM |
WOOP WOOP yourPrimary = myPrimary ~Floodcheck should be BC only! Repost sig for approval!~ |
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| 16 Aug 2012 08:28 PM |
Contending for the worst creepy-pasta ever.
I remember one with a biology teacher/ murderer that was fantastic. Anyone remember this? |
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| 16 Aug 2012 08:31 PM |
So what I read was somebody eating a baby dolphin.It's probably cooked.
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| 16 Aug 2012 08:35 PM |
| *insert picture of rainbow dash wtf am I reading* |
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| 17 Aug 2012 06:21 AM |
| Troll+Creepypasta+Effort=Whatever this is |
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