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Re: I ate a baby dolphin today -ROBLOX Creepy Pasta-

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JohnnyFlight is not online. JohnnyFlight
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15 Aug 2012 09:00 PM
Today, I met a man named Mike, Mike always loved to swim and play with dolphins, he worked at marine-land you see, and money was coming in like no tommorow, so the day me and Mike met was when I was working my first day summer intern job at marine-land, I was a noob at the job and wondered if i could get some pointers from veteran employees that worked there for some time, I ran into Mike, (Working 5 years at the time) and asked him if this job was worth a life job starting to work in, he replied no word and I left giving him a dirty look as I walked away. The day went by and the first day of work finished, me still wondering what was Mike's issue. On my way out I heard a scream, I ran into the dolphin center ( center of marine-line ) and saw Mike getting eaten by a MASSIVE dolphin, so I yelled, "SIR ARE YOU ALIVE" "GET ME OUT OF HERE", Screamed Mike gasping for breathe under the dolphins clutch, so I ran around and tried grabbing Mike out of the water, he was screaming as his insides be pulled as I pulled, it was a worthless effort, "THE DOLPHIN HAS A BABY, YOU MUST EAT IT AND THE DOLPHIN WILL KNOW WE ARE BIGGER" Yelled Mike still being held in the Dolphin's mouth. I than dove into the water and looked for the baby, than noticing it was on Mike's left hand, I took it and ripped a fin off , I heard it squeling for mercy as I munched on it's stomach. It tasted pretty good, so I kept eating and eating, I was finished in about 3 minutes (adding BBQ Sauce of course :P) and the dolphin quickly let go off Mike and swam for me, so I did the same to the dolphin , BUT I IMPROVISED, I DOVE INTO THE DOLPHINS STOMACH AND ATE IT'S INSIDES. IT BEGGING FOR MERCY AS I DOVE OUT THE WAY I CAME (ITS MOUTH) AS IT SANK TO THE POOL BED, I than dove up to help Mike, Mike was shocked, " No one,... has ever done that before" , gasped Mike as he looked at the bloody water pool. " Well, it was a dirty job, but hey, I do pretty good at Lobster houses," we both laughed and continued to work at marine-world for the rest of our lives as friends, even though Mike suffered a broken spine and therapy for 2 months after watching me eat 2 live dolphins.

But he got over it and we were friends forever.
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PewdiepieBroFTW is not online. PewdiepieBroFTW
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15 Aug 2012 09:01 PM
LOL.
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JohnnyFlight is not online. JohnnyFlight
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15 Aug 2012 09:04 PM
what this is a magnificent novel about a man and changes he must choose to save another random guy who refused to talk to him
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iVeyron is not online. iVeyron
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15 Aug 2012 09:10 PM
wth did i just read
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JohnnyFlight is not online. JohnnyFlight
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15 Aug 2012 09:11 PM
post on the thread itself plzzzzzzzzzz
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PewdiepieBroFTW is not online. PewdiepieBroFTW
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15 Aug 2012 09:11 PM
lololol
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JohnnyFlight is not online. JohnnyFlight
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15 Aug 2012 09:11 PM
@iVey
the next oprah life changing story
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iVeyron is not online. iVeyron
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15 Aug 2012 09:12 PM
ima post this on gamespot lol
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JohnnyFlight is not online. JohnnyFlight
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15 Aug 2012 09:13 PM
@iv
credit plz
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iVeyron is not online. iVeyron
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15 Aug 2012 09:16 PM
nop
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kibbles306 is not online. kibbles306
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15 Aug 2012 09:55 PM
This very same thing happened to me :O
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mummyman1234 is not online. mummyman1234
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16 Aug 2012 08:12 AM
That story made me LOL so hard. :3
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16 Aug 2012 08:17 AM
if you lol'd your humor = 5 yr old
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Jayie is not online. Jayie
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16 Aug 2012 08:20 AM
xD
Was this supposed to be funny or a scary story?
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UndeadLordBen is not online. UndeadLordBen
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16 Aug 2012 08:22 PM
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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WhitestAfrican is not online. WhitestAfrican
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16 Aug 2012 08:23 PM
So this is why I eat baby dolphins
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16 Aug 2012 08:25 PM
WOOP WOOP
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16 Aug 2012 08:27 PM
rofl
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zacmac1997 is not online. zacmac1997
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16 Aug 2012 08:28 PM
Contending for the worst creepy-pasta ever.

I remember one with a biology teacher/ murderer that was fantastic. Anyone remember this?
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lopeddiper is not online. lopeddiper
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16 Aug 2012 08:31 PM
So what I read was somebody eating a baby dolphin.It's probably cooked.
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16 Aug 2012 08:35 PM
*insert picture of rainbow dash wtf am I reading*
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seanf1999 is not online. seanf1999
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17 Aug 2012 04:06 AM
Lol
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RTCitia is not online. RTCitia
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17 Aug 2012 04:08 AM
you should be ashamed
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zacmac1997 is not online. zacmac1997
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17 Aug 2012 06:20 AM
'xactly


Horrid.
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17 Aug 2012 06:21 AM
Troll+Creepypasta+Effort=Whatever this is
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