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| 19 Aug 2012 04:43 AM |
I DISCOVERED MY LITERATURE SO I HAVE DECIDED TO PACK MY SUBLIME WORKS OF FACTHOOD INTO A SINGLE THREAD
(ANCIENT TEXTS: http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=61492538
MAY BE HARD TO READ DUE TO BEING IN FOREIGN TONGUES)
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"TUUUUUUUUUURN UP THE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADIO" LILEEP SCREAMED.
GOD, WHAT A REDUNDANT LIFESTYLE. THIS IS ALL LILEEP EVER DID; SING ALONG TO AUTOGRAPH AND THEIR ONE HIT WONDER SONG. BACK THEN, THE UNIVERSE WASN'T VERY... POPULATED. ALL IT WAS WAS LILEEP, HIS 130 GB IPOD (EVERY SINGLE SONG ON IT WAS TURN UP THE RADIO. EVERY. SINGLE. SONG.)
"LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILEEP!!!" SHERLEY SCREAMED.
OH, AND HIS MOM. LILEEP IS THE CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING IN IT, SO INEXPLICABLY HE DECIDED THAT HE WOULD MAKE HIS OWN MOM. TYPICAL CRUDE LILEEP HUMOR.
"LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"SHUT UP MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" LILEEP SCREAMED BACK, "I WILL SMITE YOU"
"YOU WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING TO YOUR MOTHER!!!! YOU DON'T HAVE THE GUTS" SHE RETORTED
"BUT MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!" LILEEP YELLED
SHERLEY FLOATED OVER TO LILEEP IN HIS EMPTY BIT OF SPACE AND GRABBED HIS IPOD.
"I'M TAKING THIS AWAY FOR A WEEK!" SHE YELLED
"BUT MOOOM! EARTH HASN'T BEEN CREATED YET! THERE IS NO SET SYSTEM OF TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!" LILEEP WHINED
"SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!!!!!" SHERLEY RESPONDED
AND THAT WAS THE BEGINNING OF THE UNIVERSE
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"I SWEAR TO GOD, MOM," LILEEP SAID, "IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME MY IPOD, I WILL SMITE YOU TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE UNIVERSE
"YOUR STUPID," SHE RESPONDED, "THE UNIVERSE DOESN'T HAVE ANY SIDES. IT'S INFINITE AND JUST LO-"
SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH
LILEEP SMITED SHERLEY WITH THE POWER OF A BILLION TRILLION 130 GB IPODS
"GAAHAGAHAGAHGAHGAAGHAHGAH" SHERLEY SCREAMED IN PAIN, "PLEASE STOP SMITING ME"
AND THEN SHE DIED
LILEEP WENT BACK TO SINGING ALONG TO AUTOGRAPH FOR THE NEXT BILLION YEARS
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AFTER A BILLION YEARS, LILEEP'S IPOD'S BATTERY DIED (THEY MADE BETTER IPODS BACK THEN)
LILEEP WAS JUST IN THE MIDDLE OF, "I GOT TO FEEL IT, GOT TO GIVE ME SOME MORE", BUT NO.
THERE WAS NO MORE IPOD.
LILEEP STARED DOWN AT THE COLD, BLANK SCREEN OF THE IPOD, AND TEARS WELLED UP INTO HIS EYES
"TUUURN... UP...." HE WHISPERED, "THE... RAAAAAAAADIO..."
THE TEARS FLOWED OUT OF EYES IN ANIME-ESQUE FASHION, CREATING A GAMEBOY
LILEEP LOOKED DOWN AT THE GAMEBOY, AND BEGAN TO PLAY. IT WAS POKEMON RED VERSION.
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LILEEP GOT AN IDEA WHILE HE WAS GLEEFULLY SMITING BUG CATCHERS IN VIRIDIAN FOREST (THE ORIGINAL POKEMON GAMES WERE MUCH, MUCH MORE VIOLENT)
"I SHOULD MAKE AN INTERNET FORUM THAT IS COOL AND PEOPLE COULD ACT STUPID AND IT WOULD BE CALLED OFF-TOPIC AND I WOULD BE THEIR ETERNAL RULER"
LILEEP PONDERED THIS FOR 10 SPACE-SECONDS
"NAH", LILEEP SAID. HE WENT BACK TO CATCHING A PIKACHU
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"GOD DАMN IT" LILEEP SCREAMED AS HIS LAST POKEBALL DIDN'T SUCCESSFULLY CATCH THE PIKACHU, "I WILL SMITE YOU".
AND LILEEP SMITED THE GAMEBOY.
"NOW WHAT?" LILEEP SAID. HE THOUGHT FOR ABOUT 12 SPACE-SECONDS, THEN A GLOWING ORB APPEARED OVER HIS HEAD (LIGHTBULBS HASN'T BEEN INVENTED YET)
"I WILL MAKE THE FORUM", LILEEP SAID
AND SO HE DID.
HE PRESSED F5 TO REFRESH THE UNIVERSE, ADDING AN EXTRA PAGE VIEW. THE UNIVERSE HAD RESET.
AT FIRST THERE WAS NOTHING THEN THERE WAS EPIC LILEEP WAS BORN BECAUSE HE'S JUST THAT COOL. LET THERE BE AWESOME AND TATOBERRY APPEARED LET THERE BE LULZ AND BOEING717 APPEARED LET THERE BE CAPS! AND THEN THE WORLD WAS CREATED. THESE 3 PEOPLE CAME TO FOUND THE ENTIRE PLANET AND FORM IT INTO THE AWESOME IT ONCE WAS.
THEN EVERYBODY GOT STUPID. |
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| 19 Aug 2012 04:56 AM |
| I didn't read a god damn thing, isn't that funny? |
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tsfh
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| 19 Aug 2012 05:01 AM |
| itt people who can't appreciate TRUE literature |
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tsfh
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tsfh
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| 19 Aug 2012 07:56 PM |
| isn't lileep and cradilly both pokemon? |
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