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| 15 Aug 2012 09:55 PM |
Not chickenlord
"A new biography came out that says that in high school Obama was a huge pothead … Mitt Romney had to respond to this and said, ‘It is appalling that Obama spent his teenage years goofing around and smoking pot when he should have been pinning down gey kids and cutting their hair." –Bill Maherl
"Mitt Romney's search for a vice president continues As you know, one of Mitt Romney's problems is that he's never hired an American for a job before, so this is new." –Jay Leno
"Mitt Romney believes that marriage should be between one man and one woman. Which is better than his grandfather, who believed that it should be between one man and five women." -Jimmy Kimmel
"Today Mitt Romney visited a firehouse here in New York City. Of course, he was disappointed when he learned that the firehouse is not where you get to fire people." –Jimmy Fallon
"Mitt Romney is saying his comments about liking to fire people were taken out of context. Yeah, what he actually said was he likes to set poor people on fire." –Conan O'Brien
"Mitt Romney says he understands the middle class, and that he knows it's not easy keeping a roof over your family's heads — as well as vacation roofs in San Diego, New Hampshire, and Park City, Utah." –Jay Leno
"I'm having trouble warming up to Mitt Romney. He looks like the guy in the restaurant that comes to your table to make sure everything's all right." –David Letterman
"Mitt Romney’s wife says her husband loves caffeine free Diet Coke. Or as it's known in the Mormon community, the ultimate gateway drug." –Conan O'Brien
"Many voters feel that Mitt Romney is out of touch with real Americans after he tried to make a bet with Rick Perry for $10,000. When asked to comment, Mitt said, 'I'm sorry, but that's all I had in my pocket at the time.'" –Conan O'Brien
"In an interview last night, Rick Perry criticized Mitt Romney for flip-flopping on the issues. Romney said that Perry has no idea what he's talking about. Then he added, 'But he does know what he's talking about.'" –Jimmy Fallon
"Almost all of Rick Perry's support appears to have gone to Herman Cain because, again, and I cannot stress this enough, nobody likes Mitt Romney." –Jon Stewart
"The founder of Home Depot announced that he is supporting Mitt Romney for president. It's kind of a nice story, because Mitt Romney was actually assembled with parts from Home Depot." –Jimmy Fallon
"As the Republicans continue checking underneath every available flag pin and Bible for viable candidates, presumed de facto frontrunner candidate Mitt Romney has gotta be thinking, ‘What the fudge? This is starting to hurt where my feelings should be.'" –Jon Stewart
Hi, Eh, this isn't chickenlord, The Vendetta owning this account had simply figured these would be enjoyed by the c&g.
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| 15 Aug 2012 09:56 PM |
| "I think Mitt Romney and Sarah Palin would be the perfect ticket. She can't answer basic questions, and he has two answers for every question." —Jay Leno |
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Flammus
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| 15 Aug 2012 09:57 PM |
| "Well, the presidential race is getting interesting. In an effort to clear up his reputation as a flip-flopper, Mitt Romney will give a speech on health care. And then, right afterward, he'll give a five-minute rebuttal." —Jay Leno |
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| 15 Aug 2012 09:59 PM |
So many Romney jokes I do not compute Beep boop |
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| 15 Aug 2012 10:04 PM |
| You must read them and comprehend them. |
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battery56
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| 15 Aug 2012 10:06 PM |
Thank you for putting all this in one place for future reference.
I commend you. |
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| 15 Aug 2012 10:07 PM |
| You are quite welcome. I had found these funny. Decided to post them. I'll be returning to my main. |
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| 15 Aug 2012 10:08 PM |
no. just no
So i was like "GO DIE BRO" |
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| 15 Aug 2012 10:09 PM |
rich, pa reported.
Luck plays a small part in everything, even when you don't notice. |
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| 16 Aug 2012 08:10 PM |
| wat is this suppose to be about |
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| 16 Aug 2012 08:11 PM |
lol
AND I WAS LIKE, "YO DARTHNECRON, I'M COMIN FOR YOUR LOTION HOMIE" |
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