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| 15 Aug 2012 08:55 AM |
>Mann vs Machine is a horde mode >Unlike most horde games, it has a final stage >Only one robot, depicted briefly in the trailer >It's Gaben, in his upgraded form >He has transferred his consciousness into TF2 >He has complete control of every aspect of the game's programming >He is the most powerful videogame character ever created >If he kills you, your steam account is banned indefinintly >He has a universal life bar which remains consistent over every game and server >Players spend years attempting to beat him >He whittles the steam community down to a fraction of it's former glory >Finally, the last 3 players on Steam manage to bring him down >His metallic girth cracks open >A disc falls out of it >It's Half Life 3 >Every account is unbanned >Every player receives the game as a gift >Gabe Newell closes his eyes for the last time >Smiling
Credit to /v/
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| 15 Aug 2012 09:00 AM |
">Gabe Newell closes his eyes for the last time >Smiling"
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| 15 Aug 2012 09:28 AM |
@EOL
How I felt first time reading it. |
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