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| 15 Aug 2012 09:01 AM |
I HAVE DISCOVERED THE CAUSE OF BRONYISM!
AND IT'S ALL THANKS TO LUMPYTUSK!
I realized, that people aren't attracted to MLP... THEY'RE ATTRACTED TO THE ANIMATION!
You see, if you dive back into the past witness the HIDEOUS things that are the original MLP generations, you'll see they look realistic, right?
Realistic faces, which would appeal to barely anyone... those faces... *shudders*
But when MLP: FiM came out, it redesigned the ponies to look less realistic, and more cartoony.
AND THAT IS WHY IT ATTRACTS SO MANY PEOPLE, THESE PEOPLE BELIEVE IN CARTOONY CARTOONS, WHICH MAKES IT APPEALING TO THEM!
SO THE ANSWER TO ALL THIS, THE CURE TO THIS DISEASE IS TO DESTROY THE ANIMATION, COMRADES, WE MUST MARCH ON THEIR HEADQUARTERS AND BURN THEY'RE ANIMATORS AND THE ENTIRE BUILDING TO THE GROUND, ENDING THE DISEASE FOREVER!
COME COMRADES, LET US BEGIN OUR REVOLUTION AGAINST BRONYISM!
VIVA LA REVOLUTION! DEATH TO THE PONIES! CLOWNS SUCK!
*Mindless ranting in Russian* |
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EOL
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| 15 Aug 2012 09:03 AM |
Lolwut?
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Petrikov
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| 15 Aug 2012 09:03 AM |
no
~ PETER IST DER SUPERRMENN ~ |
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| 15 Aug 2012 09:03 AM |
| tl;dr typical nikolai mlp thread |
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| 15 Aug 2012 09:05 AM |
Viva la Gloria!!!!!(Viva La Gloria((Little Girl))-Green Day plays as I assemble my army and march)
Thi is epikninja11, on the run from the guards in banland. |
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Lumpytusk
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| 15 Aug 2012 09:05 AM |
I was totally with you until the "Destroy Studio B" part.
But in all seriousness, that's probably only 50% of the reason, the other 50% is a WAY better story.
~MLP:NC < MLP:FiM~ |
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PyroEX
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| 15 Aug 2012 09:07 AM |
| Now my brothers and sisters, we must RISE!!! |
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tiarawhy
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| 15 Aug 2012 09:08 AM |
omg
the russian fox and lumpytusk
this is a dream |
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| 15 Aug 2012 09:12 AM |
| If I'm here then it's a nightmare, not a dream. |
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tiarawhy
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| 15 Aug 2012 09:13 AM |
@nik
please do not cause any harm to my beloved Lyra |
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| 15 Aug 2012 09:14 AM |
i've had a better dream
nikolai lumpytusk upbeatofficer n00bythewh1t3 napoleonvi
totally messed up party in a zeppelin
~The Bird of the Hermes is my name; eating my wings to make me tame.~ |
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Lumpytusk
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| 15 Aug 2012 09:14 AM |
@Nikolai
Being cute again, I see. Could use a little work.
~It needs to be about 20% cuter.. -Rainbow Dash~ |
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tiarawhy
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| 15 Aug 2012 09:15 AM |
@Lumpy
Only in the 21st century does being "bad" or "dark" justify as cute
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XC6
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| 15 Aug 2012 09:16 AM |
'disease'
I stopped reading there. |
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| 15 Aug 2012 09:22 AM |
| Maybe there are bronies because they like watching MLP? ... |
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| 15 Aug 2012 09:25 AM |
Basically, nearly all bronies want to have some from of weird fantasy with a pony and end up with some from of disgusting mutated centaur for a daughter.
And it's true. |
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| 15 Aug 2012 09:26 AM |
| I doubt centaurs are disgusting. |
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XC6
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| 15 Aug 2012 09:27 AM |
"And it's true."
actually you're just a delusional twit
it's true |
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Lumpytusk
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| 15 Aug 2012 09:27 AM |
@Roblox
*gasp*
~Logic! Why don't they teach logic at these schools? -The Professor~ |
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