JeffLynne
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| 11 Aug 2012 03:17 PM |
I will die like a true champion.
I will be high off one pound of cocaine, sitting in my spinny chair, Rasputin blaring, and the SWAT ready to bust down my door.
I'll lit a huge spliff and get up with an M4 Carbine w/ a grenade launcher and blast the door off, effectively stunning and disorienting a few SWAT soldiers. A few soldiers will storm in with their guns pointed at me, I won't hesitate as I cap their asses and watch their brains fly everywhere.
After I handle them, the rest of the SWAT team will wait around the doors for me, I'll button up my black silk tuxedo, turn the music up louder, and just go out there with Mac 10 and shoot them all, when they get more back up and arrest me or detain me. I'll let a grenade go as they're arresting me and we'll all die.
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| 11 Aug 2012 03:17 PM |
"I will be high off one pound of cocaine"
You died right there. |
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JeffLynne
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| 11 Aug 2012 03:18 PM |
@Super
SHUT THE HELL UP
I'M MOTHER ------- TONY MONTANA |
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| 11 Aug 2012 03:18 PM |
" will be high off one pound of cocaine,"
im not going to bother reading the rest because you would be dead right there |
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JeffLynne
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| 11 Aug 2012 03:19 PM |
@ZOMBIE
YOU THINK I'M'A CRAZY?
YOU ---- WITH ME, YOU ------- WITH THE BEST |
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soar2344
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cjames076
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| 11 Aug 2012 03:20 PM |
| You would die right when you get the Cocaine |
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Earth
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JeffLynne
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| 11 Aug 2012 03:21 PM |
@EARTH
:(
still
this is basically what would happen:
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blobbem
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| 11 Aug 2012 03:22 PM |
| Nice joke. Care to tell another? |
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mariopoi
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| 11 Aug 2012 03:28 PM |
you would have died by the c0caine and then when they get backup they will get rocket launchers and maybe tanks. you will die. you probably won't kill one of them.
~Non temere il buio, la paura cosa c'è dentro il buio~
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