Amplius
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| Joined: 25 Apr 2012 |
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| 11 Aug 2012 11:37 AM |
VAK is pretty much a clan
I'm 21 Gir.lfri.end is 19 Been dat.ing for months now This guy name Joe comes out of nowhere into my life He's my new coworker at my company Find out he has n omoney, no place of residence Moved here for the job and can no longer afford his hotel Decide to open up to him Keep him in my apartments for weeks Bro is pretty cool We play video games, have drinks, watch football This continues for months
Afterwards, find out gir.lfri.end is pre.gn.ant By all tradition, I have to mar.ry her now One night, eating out at dinner with wi.fe Joe stayed late at office for some overtime I pop the question to my wi.fe She admits she was rap.ed by Joe and the baby isn't mine She isn't ready to make a commitment after being violated Go home in a rage Throw out all of Joe's belongings Gonna kill Joe when he gets home He gets home at about 1 a.m. As soon as he opens the door, I punch him in his face His eye swells up like a ball of cotton He swings at me I dodge and sweep his leg He falls down In a giant rage now I go to my room, grab my handgun out of my drawer Go back to confront Joe Joe jumps in his car and hightails it out of there I haven't seen or heard from him since
On the phone a month later with my brother He finally asks why I've been so depressed I tell him that if it hadn't been for cotton-eye Joe I'd been married a long time ago Where did you come from, where did you go-- Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe? |
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| 11 Aug 2012 11:40 AM |
lol
~the matt damon of c&g~ |
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