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Re: Never been more furious before in my life

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Amplius is not online. Amplius
Joined: 25 Apr 2012
Total Posts: 43
11 Aug 2012 11:37 AM
VAK is pretty much a clan

I'm 21
Gir.lfri.end is 19
Been dat.ing for months now
This guy name Joe comes out of nowhere into my life
He's my new coworker at my company
Find out he has n omoney, no place of residence
Moved here for the job and can no longer afford his hotel
Decide to open up to him
Keep him in my apartments for weeks
Bro is pretty cool
We play video games, have drinks, watch football
This continues for months

Afterwards, find out gir.lfri.end is pre.gn.ant
By all tradition, I have to mar.ry her now
One night, eating out at dinner with wi.fe
Joe stayed late at office for some overtime
I pop the question to my wi.fe
She admits she was rap.ed by Joe and the baby isn't mine
She isn't ready to make a commitment after being violated
Go home in a rage
Throw out all of Joe's belongings
Gonna kill Joe when he gets home
He gets home at about 1 a.m.
As soon as he opens the door, I punch him in his face
His eye swells up like a ball of cotton
He swings at me
I dodge and sweep his leg
He falls down
In a giant rage now
I go to my room, grab my handgun out of my drawer
Go back to confront Joe
Joe jumps in his car and hightails it out of there
I haven't seen or heard from him since

On the phone a month later with my brother
He finally asks why I've been so depressed
I tell him that if it hadn't been for cotton-eye Joe
I'd been married a long time ago
Where did you come from, where did you go--
Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?
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skate4life is not online. skate4life
Joined: 03 Jul 2008
Total Posts: 2856
11 Aug 2012 11:39 AM
LMAO
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igoing2win is not online. igoing2win
Joined: 26 Apr 2009
Total Posts: 13908
11 Aug 2012 11:40 AM
lol

~the matt damon of c&g~
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11 Aug 2012 11:52 AM
bump
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