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| 08 Aug 2012 02:33 PM |
Petrikov made a grin as he approached midna's house, creeping along the edge of the house. He took the ladder from the backyard shed and placed it so that it was aligned with his victim's bedroom's window, and begun to climb. He slowly opened to window and leaped into the bedroom, screaming
"EEEEEEEEEEEE EDNA, I HAVE YOU NOW!"
Midna's dad woke up with a startle and grabbed the cleaver from the kitchen. There was an intruder, and he knew it. He tip-toed to midna's bedroom and kicked the door open, watching in disgust as petrikov drooled on the floor at the foot of midna's bed. Petrikov's head was severed in seconds, and the carpet was sprayed with blood. For good measure, midna's father hacked petrikov into small bits, dropped the cleaver, and went back to bed. Midna went back to sleep, not knowing what happened, and woke up to a...
surprise. |
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even1001
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| 08 Aug 2012 02:35 PM |
Eeeeeeeeeeee
scari givs mi nitmairs |
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| 08 Aug 2012 02:36 PM |
why am i sliced up to bits
~ PETER IST DER SUPERRMENN ~ |
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Zakro
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| 08 Aug 2012 02:38 PM |
| i like the part where he dies |
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| 08 Aug 2012 02:39 PM |
let me go grab my lotion
~What's the use of worrying? What's the use of anything |
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| 08 Aug 2012 03:00 PM |
midna doesn't like seeing idiots murdered
whats wrong with you |
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| 08 Aug 2012 03:01 PM |
"midna doesn't like seeing idiots murdered
whats wrong with you"
i prefer not seeing anyone murdered
and writing stories about this crap is getting old fast |
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| 08 Aug 2012 03:02 PM |
| I came in expecting a bonus to report, but instead got a story of someone being killed. Needless to say, I was pleasantly surprised. |
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| 08 Aug 2012 03:05 PM |
@Zangoose If only you could sell a shirt, I would donate to you. |
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| 09 Aug 2012 10:47 AM |
| I like the part were he dies |
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